Are there any funny jokes?

1. Car pollution, donkey environmental protection. Cars are Euro 1, Euro 2 and Euro 3. The state has stipulated what standards donkey emissions should meet. Do you have to hang a purifier on the ass of the donkey?

2. Buying donkeys can preserve and increase the value, while cars can only depreciate. According to the report of the United Nations, the general trend of mechanical products is continuous price reduction, and the general trend of agricultural and sideline products is continuous price increase. The price of donkey was 1000 yuan in 1970s, 500 yuan in 1980s and1000 yuan in 1990s. Will you buy a car with such appreciation?

3. Donkeys wading through mountains and rivers, cars-even if it is as expensive as Germany's "stupid death", can you climb the Gangdise Mountain?

Donkeys can have children. If you buy a donkey, you can get a donkey's son and grandson, and there are countless children and grandchildren. Can your "old age and death" in Britain give birth to a "small death and death"?

Donkeys have a long history and a glorious family. Has Zhang ever been in your car?

6. Donkeys are safe and cars are dangerous. Have you ever heard that someone was killed by a donkey?

7. As soon as the war broke out, everyone went to the mountains, lacking clothes and food. Donkey milk can be drunk and donkey meat can be eaten. Why do you want to take off the tires of the "bottom soliciting"? Is it edible?

8. You have to pay for the car on the road, pay for the card, and pay for learning the car. Have you ever heard of someone who spends money to learn to ride a donkey?

9. Donkey raising is a traditional industry in China. China's donkey can proudly say: "We are not afraid of American donkeys, nor are we afraid of joining the WTO!" China Auto Dare to Say ...

A drunk came home, climbed into bed to wake his wife and said, "honey, our house is haunted." His wife sat up and said, "What did you say?" The drunk said, "I went to the toilet just after I came back." As soon as I opened the door, the light came on. " His wife said, "Really?" He nodded vigorously: "It's true!" His wife thought for a moment and said, "Do you still think the evil wind is blowing out?" He quickly said, "Yes, how do you know?" His wife slapped him hard and said, "Damn you, this is the third time you've drunk and peed in the refrigerator."