The script of the super funny sketch on campus is entitled' Youth and Dreams'.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Language.

Teacher Wen!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher: Is this a question?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what eveningdre means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: dre is clothes, and mm is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.

Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on a roll of paper to answer them myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Wu: Ah!

Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.

Teacher: Is there such an answer?

Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?

Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!

Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.

Teacher: It's environmental engineering!

Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?

Teacher: ... sanitation worker.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.

Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.

Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?

Wu: Yes. Secretary 1 14 All rights reserved.

Teacher: Really? You really sent it?

Wu: Of course!

Teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?

Teacher: ... you go.

Wu: I can't leave.

Teacher: Why?

Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!

Four people on the same stage curtain call.