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The master of Chinese came to help write two clips and offered a reward of 200 points.

1: Zhuge Liang

From an obscure farmer in Nanyang to a man of the Three Kingdoms, you are destined to live a mediocre life! You, Mr. Wolong. I can tell by your number alone. How many people in the world dare to call themselves "dragons"? How dare you! You didn't leave the cottage, you kept the world events in your heart. The mighty "Three Kingdoms", you only take up half of the space, like a girl, but we called it a thousand times and urged it a thousand times before she set out for us. If you are not born, you will be born. If you are born, your light will illuminate everything. I'm afraid the "spring sleep in the thatched cottage" in Wolong Mountain in Nanyang is your self-mockery! Your unwilling and lonely heart is waiting for the "master" of moral orthodoxy, and "not asking Wen Da to be a vassal" may be modesty! But you are really a genius, and your strategy, ingenuity and character are really impeccable. You put all your efforts and painstaking efforts into it. Although you didn't achieve the goal of "setting the Central Plains in the north, being poor and dull, committing crimes in prosperity, reviving the Han Dynasty and returning to the old capital", it was an act of God, and people could not violate it. Only blame yourself for being born at the wrong time! Mr. Lu Xun said that you were "as wise as a demon", and you were really bewitched by Luo Guanzhong. Your "seven captures of Meng Huo" and "six exits from Qishan" have proved your unparalleled military talent. Before and after your "Example" are rare articles in China! You are wise, you are calm, you are loyal, and you are as eternal as the sun, moon and stars! You are a model of being a minister!

Two: Tao Yuanming

Is he a hermit in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, enjoying a leisurely life in Nanshan and a cool breeze and bright moon? Is it because the world doesn't understand your lofty? Is it a vegetarian pigeon that comes back by mistake like a dust net?

It was an era of flamboyant personality and advocating nature. Those who have aspirations hope that you will become a bosom friend, attract celebrities and make a name for yourself. And you want to go away. "It's not far from being lost, but it wasn't yesterday."

On the one hand, it is "fattening my famous car, making me a famous horse", on the other hand, it is "bending down to give the villagers no rice!" And you, however, are willing to be a person who goes back to the countryside and visits.

You are good at tasting wine. "although you are alone, the cup is self-sufficient"; You love chrysanthemums, "pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and see Nanshan leisurely"; You are happy when you are poor. "Birds miss lim, and the fish in the pond miss him deeply. Open up wasteland in the south and return to the garden. "