Joke Daquan coaxed his girlfriend to be happy and humorous.

Humorous jokes that make girlfriends happy are as follows:

1, dating

The shy young man dated the girl for the first time and couldn't find the topic. Finally, he began to talk to the girl: "How is your mother's life?" "Thank you! She's fine. " "Where's Dad?" "Not bad."

"What about the brothers and sisters?" "Thank you! They are all doing well. " The young man is speechless again. At this time, the girl reminded him: "I still have grandparents!" " Why don't you ask? "

2. Sweet talk

Woman: "Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me?" Man: "How can there be so many sweet words without chewing sugar?"

3. Astronomy class

A young man met a girl in the park. The young man said, "You are my sun, my moon, and you are the brightest star in the constellation". After listening for a long time, the girl couldn't help but say, "Are you trying to please me or giving me an astronomy lesson?"

4. Men who don't understand love

A shy man never has the courage to love the woman he loves, let alone have sex. But she, who knows him very well and loves him very much, often creates opportunities for him to show his love, but he can never take advantage of the opportunities she creates.

One night, he sat with her on a bench in the park. As usual, he was silent. She couldn't help creating an opportunity to hint to him: "It is said that a man's arm length is equal to a woman's waistline. Do you believe it? " "Is it true?" He replied, "It's a pity that I didn't bring a rope to measure it."

Step 5 think about the sea

Woman: "Honey, do you think the clothes I wear are beautiful?" Man: "Seeing your clothes reminds me of the sea." Woman: "You flatter me. Am I really as beautiful as the sea? " Man: "Every time I see the sea, I get dizzy."

6. Objectives

Woman: "Why do you use one eye every time you look at me?" Man: "I can see more clearly this way." Woman: "Why?" Man: "When shooting, everyone aims with one eye."

7, a requirement

Man: "I will promise you anything, but please promise me one request." Woman: "Go ahead, what are your requirements?" Man: "Never ask me anything."

8. Test questions

A primary school teacher said to her boyfriend, "The letter you wrote last time was included in the Chinese midterm paper." This question can comprehensively test students' language proficiency. "The boyfriend asked," Do you want them to analyze grammar or explain idioms? " The girlfriend replied, "I told them to correct their mistakes!" " "

9. Recent flowers

A couple is walking in the garden. Man: "honey, you are as beautiful as this flower." Woman: "What about you?" Man: "Of course, butterflies are nestled on flowers." Woman: "I hate it." Man: "Why?" Woman: "Didn't you see it? It flew to other flowers again. "

10, morning glory

A girl and a boy go to the park together and chat with each other. The girl stepped on the banana skin and almost slipped. The young man is busy holding the girl. The girl smiled and said, "Today, I would make a fool of myself without you." The young man quickly asked, "What kind of flower are you?" The girl said, "Morning glory, of course!"