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A cow who doesn't drink water holds its head down: a metaphor for forcing people to do things they don't want to do. There are four or six times in A Dream of Red Mansions: "How about having a daughter at home? Cattle will press their heads if they don't draw water? I don't want to, can't I kill my old mother? " Ai Wu's Homesickness II: "Hear me out, it's not too late to scold again! It's up to you whether to go or not. Will I press my head if the cow doesn't draw water? " Li Mantian's chapter "Water Flows East" also wrote: "What do you think will happen if the bull presses his head without drinking water?"
It is difficult for a cow to press its horn without drinking water: it is difficult to force a person to do something he doesn't want to do. "Qi Lu Deng" May or May 7: "Cows can hardly honk their horns without drinking water. What will happen if your old man makes up his mind not to gamble? " Also known as Li Mantian's chapter "Water Flows East": "As the saying goes, it is difficult for a cow to press its horn without drinking water." Not drinking water is still a trivial matter. If you are in a hurry, you can touch you with your horn. "
Cows don't drink water and don't press their heads: metaphor means that they can't force others to do things they don't want to do. Chapter 2 of Eighteen Bays of Michele River: "Cows don't drink water or press their heads anyway. They can also tie me up with ropes! As long as I don't agree, can he swallow it in one gulp? " Also known as [Cows can't drink without water] Liu Zhaolin's Lingguan once said: "Cows don't drink water and don't press their heads. King Lao Tzu can't force us to sell children. "
Cows don't know the horns, but horses don't know the length of their faces: a metaphor for people lacking self-knowledge. Zhou Xiao's "Next Road" Chapter 0: "Cows don't know the angle, horses don't know the face. Ah Rong, a stubborn girl, just can't see her own shortcomings. "
A calf chasing a rabbit cannot make it strong: because of certain conditions, it cannot be made strong. Flying over the Yellow River by Cheng et al. (film and television drama): "The water is rushing and the waves are big, and the waterline can't be found, just like a calf chasing a rabbit, it is impossible to make it powerful."
Cattle plow the fields, and horses eat grains: a metaphor for being treated unfairly, suffering and enjoying happiness. Chapter 6, Chapter 2 of Li's Sixty Years' Changes: "Will you return home or go abroad in the future? Stamp your feet: "Hum! Cattle plow the fields and horses eat grain. This is the end of the revolution! "
Also known as [cows eat grass and horses eat grain] Li's "Sixty Years of Change" Chapter 13 Chapter 2: "The Second Army is really unlucky. Isn't it their credit to fight Jiangxi, and we don't have one? " Two eyes, as red as rabbits. Zhang Huizan shrugged: "Cattle plow the fields, horses eat the grain, hum!" "
Jia: 1, [Cattle plow, horses eat food, he raises his son and I enjoy happiness] Ai Wu's "Private Cigarette Dealer": "Teacher Chen sometimes even deliberately regrets in front of Boss Zhao:' What a fucking word, cattle plow, horses eat food! "
2. [Cows eat grass and chickens eat food, and each has its own happiness] means that everyone has his own happiness. Chapter 2 of Jiang Maoshu's Spring in Fishing Port: "Look at luck. Every cow eats grass chicken and whole grains, and everyone has their own happiness. "
The cow is Dai Song, the horse is Han Gan, and the crane is Du Xun, like Zhang De: Zhang Dexiang, Dai Song, Han Gan, Du Xunhe in Tang Dynasty and Song Dynasty were all famous for their calligraphy and painting. Some humble people think it is Dai Song's work when they see a cow, Han Gan's work when they see a horse, Du Xunhe's work when they see a crane, and Zhang Dexiang's work when they see an elephant. Describe without appreciation, far-fetched, and don't pretend to understand. Mi Songfei's History of Painting: "Today's people are nominal and countless. Therefore, as the saying goes,' The cow is Dai Song, the horse is Han Gan, and the crane is Du Xun, which looks like a chapter'. Mao Ming Zijin's Zhi Lin on the Sea Moon and Unknown Painting: "The painting of Zhang Gongqiao in the Tang Dynasty is very good. Nowadays, people have no names, so it is impossible to count them. Therefore, the cloud cow is Dai Song, the horse is Han Gan, and the crane is Du Xun, like a chapter. "
A horse's mouth sticks out from the cowshed: cows and horses are fed in different troughs, and a horse's mouth appears in the cowshed, indicating redundancy. Tell people not to talk. Ai Wu's My Companion V: "The old woman loudly scolded CSI:' You have something to say! "The cowshed went into the horse's mouth!" "
Add Zhang Hang's "Under the Wuling Mountain" as "A cow basin reaches into Zhang Ma's mouth-you have something to say" 32: "She stepped forward and pointed at the woman's nose and scolded:' You old wet nurse, do you want to share the food, too?" "Oh, it's really a cow pen sticking out of the horse's mouth!" "
The grass in the cow's mouth can't be pulled out: it shows that it is difficult to get a truth and it also shows that things are difficult to do. Li's Sixty Years of Change has five chapters: "Hey! You are so stupid that you can't even pull the grass out of the cow's mouth. "
It is also written as: 1, [There is no grass in the cow's mouth] The first chapter of Li's "Sixty Years of Change": "This is clearly a trap to deceive the dead and hide windfall. I don't want his, but I can't come up with any real evidence and I haven't done me justice. I can't pull the grass out of the cow's mouth. " 2. How to pull the grass out of the cow's mouth? In the third quarter of Chapter 8 of Li's Sixty Years' Change, "Yu Chunong, Yu Chunong, Yu Chunong went to Xingye Company to discuss and wanted to have the idea of temples. This is what Ji Jiaohu told them before, but how to pull the grass out of the cow's mouth? "
Keep the cat in the bullpen: the defensive measures to take action are too porous to be used at all. Zhou Libo's Great Changes in Mountainous Areas is part 22: "A Zhang Er door leading to the terrace was opened. Obviously, the thief swaggered out from here. I forgot to lock my ears from the outside. Chen is very depressed. You keep cats in the cowshed. "
Mao Mao rain seeps into the ground a little: Mao Mao rain seeps into the soil with it. The metaphor is solid and profound. Liu Jiang's Taihang Fengyun 59: "We should check our work against Su Hua's style. Is it the rain in Mao Mao, a little bit into the ground, or is the water wet the earth? "
Cowhide is not bragging, and the train is not pushing: it means not to brag out of thin air, but to look at the real skill. Chapter 20 of Li Mantian's Water Flows East: "Cowhide does not blow, and the train does not push. This wheel is at the scene. It has nothing to do with you, nothing to do with me, neither more nor less. Let's compare and see who is true and who is false. "
Also called 1, [Cowhide doesn't brag, Mount Tai doesn't base] Chapter 0, Section 3 of Shaq's Youth of Fighting: "Guys ... you can try: Cowhide doesn't brag, Mount Tai doesn't base." 2. [Cowhide doesn't blow, cats don't ride] Liu Jiang's Taihang Fengyun III: "Try not, cowhide doesn't blow, cats don't ride. Without looking at your brother Yuan Cang, I can't stand Li Baotai's roar, and my head is shrinking into my stomach. " 3. [The mountain doesn't base, the train doesn't push] "Red Sharp Soldiers and Hard Arm Hammer Hand" V: "Er Meng was full of anger and thought: The mountain doesn't base, the train doesn't push. I promise Ermeng is better than you. I don't believe in playing a crankshaft for you. "
Cowhide doesn't make lanterns: lanterns made of cowhide can't illuminate. Metaphor is not to be cheated. Wang Mingying Lin's Happy Travel: "I have been running around for half my life, and I have been calculating in a hurry all my life. Tang Kong, the rich man is like a spring dream. He Xingxian realized that cowhide does not make lanterns. "
Cowhide lanterns are bright inside: lanterns made of cowhide are not bright outside but bright inside. Metaphorically know. Jing yuan and others wrote seven times in Biography of Heroes of New Children: "What does he want me to do?" .....' Hum,' Cowhide lanterns are hanging high on your belly', don't you understand?' "
Cowhide can't scare people, grass can't hide seedlings: bragging can't scare people, and weeds can't hide seedlings (they must be removed). It's useless to talk big, but to do it with practical actions. Chapter 22 of Li Mantian's Water Flows East: "Don't say beautiful words! I've seen too much. Cowhide can't fool people, and grass can't hide seedlings. Do you dare to have a competition? "
Pulled out a hair on the cow: See "nine cows die with one hair". Nine: imaginary number, more description. Pull out a hair from many cows. Metaphor is insignificant. Han Sima Qian's Letter to Ren Shaoqing: "If the servant is punished, if nine cows die, what is the difference with ants?"
Cattle eat like water and sheep eat like fire: the fields and seedlings eaten by cattle grow more luxuriantly, as if they had been watered with water and dung; What sheep have eaten is as difficult to grow as if it had been burned. Ming Langying's "Seven Manuscripts", Volume 17, "Cattle and sheep eat grass": "All vegetation, after the mouth of cattle, will flourish; If you pass the sheep's mouth, you will wither. Therefore, the proverb says,' Cattle eat like water and sheep eat like fire'. "
Also known as [Cattle eat dung sheep eat fire] Wang Qingyouguang's "Wu Xia Yan Lian" Volume 2: "Cattle eat dung sheep eat fire." This statement is also planted.
Cattle eat like water, sheep eat like burning: see "the light is outside the donkey dung ball." The donkey dung ball looks black and bright. Metaphor is duplicitous, it looks good outside, but not inside.
Cattle and horses are exhausted: set: finger-set car. Refers to a fast and a slow, pulling each other. It is difficult to cooperate in doing things. Zhou Libo's Storm Part II Part III: "I feed the cows and walk very slowly. I can't put the horse together to set the car, and the cow sets the horse. I am exhausted. "
The bull's head is not right for the horse's mouth: the metaphor is nonsense, and the two have nothing to do with it. "Negative Textbook" Volume 11: "Su Yu said:' I am Su Ye's first brother, and I come from my hometown in Zhuozhou. Zaoli spat and said, "My uncle's surname is Gao, and he is from Jiangxi. His head is not straight! ""Zhang Henshui's "Crying and Laughing" is repeated one or three times: "Your old man wants the help of the third brother, so he says he wants someone else's help. This is a bull's-eye talk, but it still misses the point. "Cao Ming's chapter" Riding the Wind and Waves ":"See how wordy you are! Mom, how can you drag my marriage into steelmaking? Isn't that wrong? "
Also known as 1, [the bull's head is not right for the horse's face] The 24th History of Civilization: "The topic came out to ask about mining, but the word' mine' was written on a weekly basis, and everyone didn't recognize it. They just looked at each other and were afraid to ask. Some of them have a little gap in their stomachs. They try their best to write, but they are all wrong. " 2. [The donkey's head is not right for the horse's mouth] "The Scholars" five or two times: "Chen listened to these words, and the donkey's head was not right for the horse's mouth, and he was anxious." Qin Zhaoyang's "Marching Field" article: "People always follow their conscience, and only those with black hearts can talk like donkeys!" 3. [The donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth] "Biography of Heroes of Children" 25: "A period of chaos, the donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth, and it is even more unnecessary!" Lao She's Philosophy of Lao Zhang 20: "When she was young, she told him jokes. He rolled his eyes and told her his jokes. Sometimes the donkey's lips are wrong. " 4. Elvis Presley 94: "There are priorities in the book, and there are priorities. Narrator is difficult, especially fighting bamboo shoots. Get your whole body in order. There's nothing wrong with it. If you are distracted, you will say that the donkey's lips are not right. What's the fun? " 5. [The donkey's lips can't touch the horse's mouth] The Story of Awakening Marriage 18: "Then Yang Guyue didn't say anything, and Chen Fang, who pressed Shi Quan Da Bu Tang, will continue to take medicine, except that the donkey's lips can't touch the horse's mouth, which is useless and harmful."
The bull's head is not rotten, but it costs more: it is a metaphor to work harder when encountering difficulties. Chapter 27 of Hu Zheng's Liu Chang: "Although your stepfather is still so stubborn, he will have to be melted away in the end." But my stepfather is not as easy as my father. Bull's head is not rotten, spend more firewood! "
The bull's head is high and the horse's head is high: it is a metaphor for fighting for height and not giving in to each other. The second time in "He Dian": "The nail hit the iron head right, and the two ends were high, and the horse's head was high. Cheung Chau Fu asked Wu Jun to fight. "
Cows can't pull rakes, and people talk nonsense: cows can't pull rakes, and people are not serious. Su Qun's Dabie Mountain Man 9: "Cows can't pull the rake, and people make trouble without reason." Since he made it, he must have made up a set of nonsense. Even if we bring him in, it's a sophistry. Who has time to listen? "
Cows think highly of people, while dogs think poorly of them: cows think highly of people, while dogs think poorly of them. Metaphor snobbery, look down on people. Zhang Xing's "Under the Wuling Mountain" may still be possible: "Cows look at people high, dogs look down on people! Laozi is the advance team of Commander Nie. How dare you let go? "
Cows have a thousand pounds of strength, and people have ways to beat them: metaphor: no matter how strong the opponent is, there will be ways to subdue it. "Sambo eunuch's Journey to the West": "Cows have a thousand pounds of power, and people have the way to pour cows. If you can sit back and watch, there will be no winners. "
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