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I had dinner with my friends yesterday, and when I was full and ready to pay the bill, I called my boss. The boss said; Add it up to 26 1 and give it to 260! I asked the boss how much it would cost if it was 264 yuan. The boss said it was 260, so I asked the waiter for another bottle of coke! I saw the boss in a hurry.

Anger, but don't say it.

The world will make you want to cry,

Dare to be angry and dare not speak, want to give up my body but want to continue,

Besides the object, there is only the barber, right?

China girl who can speak English.

On the bus, a sister talked with a foreigner in English. The conversation is loud, the sister's expression is exaggerated, and she laughs from time to time. It lasted a long time.

Sister suddenly asked the driver in Chinese: Has a XXX arrived?

The driver replied: It has already passed.

Sister is angry: why don't you report to the bureau?

The driver replied calmly, I'm afraid you don't understand Chinese.

I seem to know something.

Today, I went to KF with my girlfriend for the first time. When my girlfriend saw my brother, she talked about it.

I said, of course, you can't see anything bigger than this.

The girlfriend said, how can it be? I .....

The most embarrassing help

A group of "embarrassed" people looked at the whole thing and asked for help.

1. Who knows if the songs in my MP3 are copied and the weight will increase?

My husband plays World of Warcraft every day and ignores me at night. Please steal his number!

3.QQ pets are too fat and ugly. Does anyone know how to kill it? It's best not to be too cruel.

4. My computer shows "Press any key to continue". Where is the "any" key?

5. Why did I start the computer monitor when I took off my clothes, but I changed my clothes and prepared to take it for maintenance, but it started normally?

6. As long as my computer is not used for a while, a small fish will come out and spit bubbles. Is it poisonous?

7. Why does my dog automatically restart every time it passes the computer?

8. My girlfriend wants to break up with me, but I don't. What should I do?

9. My computer screen turns blue, just like the TV station is over. What should I do?

10, can you help me check the weather tomorrow so that I can decide whether to take an umbrella or not?

1 1, Help: Why is my computer not responding? Answer: Did you press the power button? Help: Oh, I didn't press it.

Miser buys beef.

Zhang San is a famous miser in town.

One day, his relatives came to visit his home. Just outside came a cooked beef seller, and his relatives said to Zhang San, "Buy me a catty of beef, and your family will eat tofu."

Zhang San felt embarrassed and had to go out to buy beef.

Soon, I heard the voice of bargaining from outside.

"How about three yuan a catty?"

"no!"

"How about five yuan a catty?"

"no! ! ! ! "

"Seven yuan a catty belongs to the head office."

"No, no, not even a hundred dollars!"

Zhang San came back and said to his relatives, "Somehow, he just refused to sell it to me."

His relatives have to admit that they are unlucky.

In the evening, his wife scolded him: "Are you stupid? Three yuan a catty is not enough. Do you want seven dollars? "

Zhang San said, "No, I'm exchanging bricks with him!" " "

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