Tell a joke with a blank sheet of paper.

Tell a joke with a blank sheet of paper.

1. A soldier received a letter from his hometown. When he opened the envelope, he took out a blank sheet of paper.

? What's going on here? The friend asked.

The soldier said that when I left my hometown, I had a quarrel with my fiancee. Since then, neither of us has spoken to anyone. ?

The boss's lover is pregnant. The boss didn't want the child, but the lover disagreed and insisted on it. The boss was afraid that his wife would know, so he sent his lover to other places to have a baby, and entrusted him to say that if the baby is born, you can send me a card, which says, just one hamburger, and I will remit money to you.

Ten months later, the boss received a postcard. He saw it and cried. The postcard reads: four hamburgers; Three have sausages and one doesn't!

3. A girl went to her boyfriend's house, during which she was docile, virtuous and likable. The man's parents were very satisfied until his mother-in-law suggested that she could see the girl's QQ space and Weibo in the future. ......

The reporter asked a migrant worker:? What is your biggest dream?

Migrant workers:? My biggest dream is happiness! ?

The reporter asked again:? Do you feel happy?

Migrant workers:? That's my dream! ?

Xiao Wang collided with another car at the crossroads. His car was not so good, but it hit someone else's car seriously. Xiao Wang quickly said, I'm sorry, it's my fault. Please call me and tell me your repair fee. I'll pay you back. ? Say that finish get in the car to go.

Hit the driver:? What's your phone number?

Xiao Wang:? In the phone book. ?

? What's your name? The driver shouted.

Xiao Wang didn't look back; ? Is it in the phone book?

6. Once I accompanied my mother to see a doctor, I heard the patient in front ask the doctor how much it would cost to be cured.

Without looking up, the doctor asked, how many suites are there in your family?

The old man was puzzled and said, two sets?

Doctor: How about a set?

7. In high school, my teacher told me earnestly, xx, you should study hard. How proud the teacher will be when driving with him in the future.

Five years later, I finally realized this wish.

It's just that when I pressed the meter, I asked the teacher: Does the teacher want an invoice?

No matter what the other person says, you always answer:? You have a green vegetable in your teeth. ?

If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat vegetables today, you are surprised to say: that was yesterday! Wait, what if the other person says to you? You have green vegetables in your teeth? , cracked is:? Do you want to eat? I can help you dig. ?

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