What are the laughing sentences in the circle of friends?

1, look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stones, but if it is 100 Jin of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

3. If you like a person, you must express it and you can't be rejected. You really think you're a fairy.

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, only obesity for no reason!

At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power supply.

6. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

I never like strangers asking me personal questions. Today, an unknown person asked me where I was going. I said it's none of your business, and then he kicked me out of the taxi.

8. My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

9. The forest is so big that I can't even find a hanged tree!

10, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I was going to hit your car.

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12. ancient robbery: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.