Classic hilarious jokes have something to say to my good friend. I've been holding it in my heart and I don't know if I should say it.

Props for playing mahjong: a table, a chair, a piece of wood, clothes, cosmetics, etc. A: Today we'll give you a double reed. B: What is a double reed? A: Double reed means that one person in front doesn't talk, and the other person says B: Then let's try A: OK. (Start: A sits in the chair in front of the table, with some clothes on the chair and a cosmetic appliance on the table. (Standing up, then suddenly having a meal) No, (sitting down again) I have to dress up first, or I won't be able to laugh when I go back to my parents' house. I put on some lipstick (I picked up lipstick to make it look like lipstick), I put on some powder (I picked up makeup and began to put it on my face) and put on my fancy clothes. (Looking in the mirror again, smiling) Okay. Go back to my parents' home (get off the chair and start singing while walking). Whose daughter-in-law walks fast. It turned out that she was going back to her parents' house. Wearing a big coat and a hairband-hey, why is it so hot today (wiping sweat on your head with your hands)? No, it's too hot. It seems that I have to take off some clothes, or I will die of heat. (Sit back in the chair) I take off my little coat. No, it's still hot. I took off my blouse. No, it's still hot. I'll take off my-(stands up from the chair in a hurry) B: Why don't you play A: If you play again, I'll take off my pants! B: I won't take it off no matter how hot it is, and then play a: It's ok (sitting in a chair, patting wood, starting again). I just remembered to perform and forgot to introduce myself to everyone. My name is dog tail flower. I am 38 years old and have few hobbies. I like playing mahjong. (Playing mahjong) I'm fine for one night, but not much for two nights. I can stay together for three nights and four nights. I thought he was just bluffing, but I didn't expect him to do it. I haven't seen him in this house for months. (crying and wiping his nose) I did all this myself. I really slapped myself. I hit, I hit, I hit (slap). I'll fold my fingers now, so I can't play mahjong anymore. (Raise one hand and chop at the other hand) I fold (I fold slowly and act like I hate myself) B: I stand up from behind with a kitchen knife in my hand. A: I unconsciously took the kitchen knife in B's hand. When the knife fell into my hand, I suddenly stopped and jumped up from the chair. B: Why don't you play anymore? A: What's the matter? Play it again. We have to change. You're in front, I'm in the back, you don't have to hurt me. I will pat the wood, sit in the chair and start thinking of my lover again. Alas, (sighs) it's all my fault. He has beautiful eyes, a straight nose and a square mouth. He looks like Lu Yi. What a nice guy, let me play mahjong and beat the cooked duck away (wiping my nose). Now I only sing one song to express my feelings at this moment-friends, friends, have you ever thought about me? If you are happy, please forget me. There is a sun in my heart and a mahjong in my hand. I know now, I know now, this is better, this is better. Ah, I have a husband in my heart and six cakes in my hand. I know now, I know now, that knocked down, that knocked down, Ah Sun, Ah Sun, the sun in my heart-Sun Yang, Ah Sun me. Straight to B, B kept singing and never saw A standing behind again, so that A fainted to the ground. ) B: Pull up A quickly. What's the matter with you? A: Get up and play B, and you play tricks on me.