2020 Super Classic and Super High-profile Non-mainstream Quotations

1, if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

2. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

There are many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

5, a woman's wardrobe is like a harem, there are countless beautiful women, and there are only a few favorites.

6. Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

7. Don't ask me again: How are you recently?

8, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

9. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

10, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

1 1, I won't commit a crime unless someone else commits a crime against me; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

12, the headwind direction is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

13, a person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you can pull out is a fart.

14. The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

15, marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

16, driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

17, I didn't mean to be different, so I can't help but have outstanding taste.

18, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

19, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

20. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

2 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

22. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

23, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

24. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

25. People can't get along with each other!

26. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

27, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness!

28. Life is life, not life.

29. How many worries you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

30. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

3 1, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

32. I haven't been in Jianghu for a long time, and there are always legends about me in Jianghu.

33. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

34. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

35. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

36. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

37. I will miss you very much after you leave. Why don't you leave?

38. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

39. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

Non-mainstream super funny classic quotations

1, if it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you.

2. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too hard to talk to you? Can you believe it?

I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

I have been friends with you for so long, and you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

6, the Yangtze River flood control, you personally command. You go to the front of the dam, tear open a small bag of white objects and throw them into the gap. The flood will soon subside. You shake your arm and shout: Anerle sanitary napkin, super suction! Lock the moisture! Don't reveal it!

7. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters. You think the machine is broken, put your face together and have a look. The screen shows pig's head and meat!

8. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli. ! "

9. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

10, spring blossoms are your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

1 1. Life is full of infinite vitality with you; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

12, the people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

13, look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

14, as far as IQ is concerned, you are hopeless, but as far as meanness is concerned, 300 years ahead and 300 years back, a total of * * * 600 years, and no one can surpass you! At the age of nine, you let yourself fall. At the age of twenty, you reached the peak! Don't be 80 years old, now you have no teeth to the extreme!

15, starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all ugly and mentally retarded young people who are detrimental to the city appearance! You should pack up quickly, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

16. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB. Without you, the world will be beautiful! ! ! !

17, a classic swearing quotation: the one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

18, you didn't learn so many weapons in China, but you learned swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

19 Look, your little face is nothing like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

20. Just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

2 1, a barber pressed the customer's head on the faucet to wash his hair viciously. The customer was in pain and asked, "Is there anyone outside?" "What are you doing?" "If there is no one, you can kill me with a razor."

Super non-mainstream words

Hiding in a certain time, I missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry. Super non-mainstream words, those super non-mainstream words _ super non-mainstream words, I hope you can like them. Welcome to continue to pay attention to our follow-up updates. !

1, standing at the O-junction of life.

2, loneliness is not really lonely, at least accompanied by loneliness, without any regrets.

3. Bad guys need strength, and scum needs taste more.

Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

5, a slip of the foot becomes a romantic figure through the ages.

6. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

7. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

8, the language is not amazing, and death is not shameful.

9. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

10, as a typical loser, you are really successful.

1 1, honey, my eyelashes are drowning.

12, the day was cooked.

13, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police from a close look.

14, nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

15, don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

16, I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

17, the old man is handsome.

18, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

19, I bravely looked into other people's eyes and saw my own scars.

20. When the meteor falls into the aestheticism of love, life begins to cry. Injured people like to hide in dark corners and make their bodies desolate, as if people all over the world are discussing love. At this moment, I prefer loneliness.

2 1, although the bow is strong, the arrow is not empty.

22, not superstitious, only charming.

23. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic!

24. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

25. Most women like a man for only one reason, that is, she can't understand him.

26. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

27. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

28. Wake up every day and your clear shadow turns in front of me. No matter what you are doing, you should be distracted for a while, just thinking about you and counting when you will come back.

29. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

30. I will keep walking until the water blocks my way. I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

3 1, my site, you are the landlord.

32. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.

33. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

34. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

35. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

36. The stock market is fiercer than the tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than the stock market.

37. Sad people love to drink, while lonely people love to sing old songs.

38. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

39. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

40. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

4 1, there's a mistake. Forget it, anyway.

42. What should be forgotten, even if it is so unforgettable, will naturally be forgotten at that time.

43. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles.

44. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement.

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

46. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

47. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

48. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

49. If you want to know a man completely, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or too great in personality.

5 1, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.

54. If you think too much, you will get hurt too badly.

55, dreaming, everything is possible.

56, face first, unable to return to heaven.

57. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.

58. Always give yourself a vacation and learn to find a happy mood.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

60. Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

6 1, I want the world to know that I am low-key.

62, people are parallel imports, and the heart is licensed.

No matter how well you dress, bricks will fall off.

64. Love and being loved are not necessarily in direct proportion. I know being injured is a kind of luck.

65, alas! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

66. People who respect others will always respect others. This virtue is common in banquet halls.

67. Yesterday has passed, but tomorrow hasn't come yet. Today is real. It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It really seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!

68. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

69. Recalling the days when we were together, I feel hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

70. Love is beautiful because of romance and sublimated because of marriage. Romance is the pursuit of love, and stability is the ultimate destination of love.

7 1, travel is from one's own boring place to another's boring place.

73. I won't cry every time I get hurt, because solving problems is better than crying.

74, where to fall, where to get up and always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

75. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

76. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

78. With incomplete love, only if you are trapped in a frozen heart will it hurt and be beautiful to the extreme.

79. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youth worth grasping, and there is a touch of youth sadness in the middle.

Non-mainstream super funny

1, if it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you.

2. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too hard to talk to you? Can you believe it?

I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

I have been friends with you for so long, and you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

6, the Yangtze River flood control, you personally command. You go to the front of the dam, tear open a small bag of white objects and throw them into the gap, and the flood will soon subside. You shake your arm and shout: Anerle sanitary napkin, super suction! Lock the moisture! Don't reveal it!

7. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters. You think the machine is broken, put your face together and have a look. The screen shows pig's head and meat!

8. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli. ! "

9. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

10, spring blossoms are your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

1 1. Life is full of infinite vitality with you; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

12, the people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

13, look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

14, as far as IQ is concerned, you are hopeless, but as far as meanness is concerned, 300 years ahead and 300 years back, a total of * * * 600 years, and no one can surpass you! At the age of nine, you let yourself fall. At the age of twenty, you reached the peak! Don't be 80 years old, now you have no teeth to the extreme!

15, starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all ugly and mentally retarded young people who are detrimental to the city appearance! You should pack up quickly, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

16. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB. Without you, the world will be beautiful! ! ! !

17, a classic swearing quotation: the one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

18, you didn't learn so many weapons in China, but you learned swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

19 Look, your little face is nothing like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

20. Just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

2 1, a barber pressed the customer's head on the faucet to wash his hair viciously. The customer was in pain and asked, "Is there anyone outside?" "What are you doing?" "If there is no one, you can kill me with a razor."