What are some thought-provoking jokes after laughing?

1. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that I had covered the quilt horizontally.

The woman who used to cook uncooked rice was yours, but now she can't even cook uncooked rice into popcorn.

3. Broccoli says "I am like a small tree";

The mushroom said, "I am like a small umbrella";

Walnut said: "I am like a brain";

Banana said, "Shall we change the subject?"

The radio station in the taxi said that the temperature may drop to minus three degrees tonight. If you are afraid of cold, you can drill into the corner, because the corner is 90 degrees; If it is still cold, you can lie on the ground, because the ground is 180 degrees; If it is still cold, you can rotate it once, because it will be 360 degrees; If it is still cold, you can go to the crowd to find him; Because many people are looking for him.

In class, Xiao Ming asked the teacher, "Is it still called water when water evaporates into the air?"

Teacher: "Yes."

Xiao Ming asked again, "Is the nose and mouth connected?"

Teacher: "Yes, that's right."

Xiao Ming: "Is it the same as going to the toilet to drink urine?"

Teacher: "You go out!"

6. Teacher: Do you know why cars and people have to drive on the right?

Xiaoming: Because of the Buddha's blessing!

Teacher: Get out! !

7. I've thought of all five words, and I've done the first four. ...