[Children's jokes] Brainstorm jokes

Brainstorming is an artificially created and entertaining language game in the form of question and answer, which is welcomed by the public, young and old with its humorous expression. Next, I brought children's jokes, brain teasers and answers. I hope you like them.

Brainstorming and answer recommendation of children's jokes

1. What shoes will you never wear to go shopping? Answer: Roller skates.

Do you know that the hotter something is, the higher it climbs? Answer: thermometer

3. Why does Miss Liu from Taiwan Province Province insist on not taking her husband's surname after marriage? A: His fiance's surname is Xia.

4. Smart and agile. Answer: intelligence.

5. Why do blind people light up at night? Answer: To prevent others from hitting themselves.

6. Blind people eat milk and smash fruits. Answer: mango.

7. Thousand fields are connected with soil and fields (guess a word)? Answer: heavy

8. What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? Answer: anything will do.

9. One horizontal, one vertical, one left, one right, one vertical. (Type) Answer: Yes.

10. The train takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai. Where is the train in three hours? Answer: On the tracks.

1 1. Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain? Answer: The tiger is male and female.

12. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog.

13. Combs are hard to comb, but lice are hard to stay. Bare, shiny, ball (hitting a thing)? Answer: Bald head.

14. What is more annoying than crows? A crow's mouth

15. What is unknown? You don't know. I know the answer: there is a hole in the sole.

16. What is there to type? Answer: doze off

17. Why does an elephant only have one right ear? Answer: Every elephant has a right ear.

18. What kind of animals are closest to humans? Answer: Parasites parasitic on human body.

19. Lao Wang who lives in Beijing wants to go to Shanghai. How much will it cost? Answer: I just want to, free of charge.

20. What do you need to pay when someone invites you to dinner? Answer: go to court.

Classic riddle sharing

1. Guess a sentence from a grass in the Gobi Desert. The answer is: sand.

2. Guess a word without touching the oil and water. The answer is: flute.

3. Take part in archery and guess a word. The answer is: the former.

Everyone takes part in the sports meeting and guesses a word. The answer is: cloud.

Everyone goes to Yan 'an to guess a word, and the answer is: feast.

6. Let's guess a word. The answer is: officer.

7. Everyone is a thrifty person. Guess a word, the answer is: sign.

8. Everyone is sweating. Guess a word. The answer is: Zhu.

9. Everyone can play hockey. Guess a word, and the answer is: wait.

10. Everyone laughs and guesses a word. The answer is: swallow.

1 1. Everyone laughed and guessed a word. The answer is: Yao.

12. Save tap water. Guess a word. The answer is: foil.

13. Make other arrangements. Guess a word. The answer is: hehe.

14. Guess a word in the cage. The answer is: dragons.

15. Everyone is bent on helping others guess a word. The answer is: a.

16. Guess a word for energy saving. The answer is tendon.

17. Everyone laughed at this scene and guessed a word. The answer is: big.

18. Guess a word with one as ten. The answer is: poles.

19. Everyone was invited to Guiyang to guess a word. The answer is: Fan.

20. Guess a word on your resume. The answer is: manufacturing.

Classic joke sharing

1, diaosi: How have you been recently?

Goddess: Good.

Diaosi: But I heard that you were dumped by Gao Fushuai.

Goddess: You know all about it and ask me if I'm okay?

Diaosi: Hehe. . . No, I just want to make sure, otherwise I will be happy!

2. My girlfriend complained to me:? Boyfriend can't do it every time it comes to the critical moment. It seems that when I was with someone a few years ago, I was suddenly frightened and left a shadow. . . ?

? Is it because prostitutes are frightened by the sudden police patrol?

? No, he was approaching GC when his ex-girlfriend suddenly exploded. . . ?

3. I took the bus today and saw a handsome guy with no zipper. Out of kindness, I quietly zipped him up, and then I found a car full of men unzipping silently. Good people are not rewarded these days.

4. Sister A: What do you mean by single dog?

Sister B: That is, whenever you ask him out for dinner or shopping, he will reply to you quickly: OK, what time? Where is it?

I saw a girl leading a dog in the snowy street. I asked: I am still leading the dog in the street. Aren't you tired?

Sister: No, I use it to warm my hands. . .

I spent the whole day shopping with my new female friend. She said shyly? It's a pity that you are so busy to go shopping with me. ?

Did I speak smoothly? It's okay. Just walking the dog. ?

The female basin friend looked at me in distress, and I immediately? Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, think about how smart I am!