My prank

My prank 1 I am a naughty boy with round eyes and two front teeth in my mouth, standing proudly like a guard. My head is very big. Whenever my parents talk about my big head, I will say, "There are more people in the world who are bigger than my head. Why just say me? "

I like practical jokes. One day, I played with Yuxuan. I was very happy when I heard that my brother was coming. But I have another bad news. It turns out that my brother didn't do well in the exam, so he couldn't eat and sleep all day. To make matters worse: my brother still has a fever.

I think my brother is in a bad mood recently. Doby, he's good too! I found a rope, brought two chairs, tied the rope to the chairs, hugged a stone with a small piece of paper, and embedded the stone in the concave part of the rope, and the preparation work was completed.

Knock, knock, knock. My brother finally came. As soon as I entered the door, I blinked at Yuxuan. Yuxuan knows what I mean. As soon as I let go, I shouted, "Watch out for grenades." As soon as the voice fell, I heard a bang and the stone hit my brother's leg. My brother flew into a rage and jumped on me. I was very tall and jumped over the rope. My brother followed my example and jumped. That's great. The rope didn't jump. I threw away my shoes and hooked my feet. Fortunately, I put a sofa cushion on the ground, otherwise I would definitely lose my head. I looked at the excitement and said humorously, "You're not Liu Xiang. You can't jump." My brother stood up and jumped at me. We played in the dark, and my brother's depression was swept away.

This is me, a little boy who likes pranks.

My practical joke 2 This morning, I woke up early. Lying in bed is boring, so I want to play a prank to scare my parents. What shall we do? By the way, I'll pretend to sleep. When my parents call me, I will suddenly open my eyes and shout again, which will definitely scare them.

Do it. I will hold my hands tightly first, and my feet will curl up. Sleeping position is ready. Then close your eyes and let me sleep. Now everything is ready, except Dongfeng, just waiting for my parents to call me.

What a coincidence! I was just getting ready when a figure appeared. I quickly closed my eyes. Footsteps are getting closer and closer. I held my breath and waited patiently for the figure to approach. Close the door! Close the door! I suddenly jumped up and let out a cry "Wow". Only heard a "plop", the figure a butt sitting on the ground. I couldn't help standing in bed and laughing. When I took a closer look, the figure was actually my mother. My mother stood up from the ground, flew into a rage, pointed at my nose and shouted at me. I explained to my mother why I pretended to sleep. My mother forgave me and promised to scare my father with me.

Mom said that and went to the kitchen. I only heard my mother say to my busy father, "Go and see if your son is up." "Why don't you call yourself?" Dad retorted. "I want to see Qian Jing." Mom is not to be outdone. Finally, dad failed.

I was lying in bed and heard my father's footsteps. I quickly closed my eyes and pretended to sleep. The door creaked and dad came in! I listened to my father's approaching footsteps and was ready to "attack" my father at any time. Dad's here! I suddenly stood up and let out a cry. Dad is picking up what I left on the ground at this time. My roar scared my father to sit on the ground. Seeing my father in a mess, I smiled again. Dad, on the other hand, blew his beard and stared at me. I quickly told my father everything. My father pointed at my nose and said, "You ... you ... you are in cahoots ..." My mother smiled and said, "You can only blame yourself for being stupid. Such a big man was scared by your son!" Haha, mom is so forgetful that she forgot that she was scared by me, too.

My practical jokes brought happiness to my family. How interesting!

When I was 3 years old, I liked practical jokes.

In the morning, I got up early and quickly ran to my room to make a prank plan. I thought maliciously: Dad, you are in trouble. Dad got up, and I smiled and said, "Dad, I'll fetch water for you." Actually, it's up to no good. Dad is in love with me! Dad said happily, "Chen Hao has grown up." I drew ink on the towel when I was fetching water. Let's wait for the show! Dad washed his face and looked in the mirror. I said, "You're already cool. Don't look in the mirror. " Dad went down, but fortunately he didn't look in the mirror.

After breakfast, my father and I went to grandma's house. On entering the door, grandma said, "Who are you?" Dad said, "I am your son!" " "Grandma asked dad to look in the mirror. Dad suddenly froze, and then he knew I had done something good. He turned and chased me, and I ran away.

When I was 9 years old, I was bored at my uncle's house. As soon as I saw the door, I had a bad idea. My uncle is sleeping in his room. I tied the door with a rope. Uncle got up, and I pretended to be curious and said, "Uncle, there are birds in the sky." My uncle looked at the sky, and I took the opportunity to tie the rope to the hole in the door, and then tied the other end to my uncle's belt. Uncle looked at it for a long time and said, "No!" "Maybe I read it wrong." I said, "Uncle, let's go out for a walk!" My uncle readily agreed, but he couldn't leave. Looking back, it turned out to be like this, laughing out of breath. Uncle said, "Good Chen Hao, bad guy!"

I laugh at the thought of this!

My practical joke 4. I got an A in math today and went home happily. I was about to open the door when I had an idea ... so I sneaked into the house and made a reconnaissance. Fortunately, there was no one at home, haha! I can start to act blatantly.

I hid my father's slippers first, then rummaged through the wardrobe and found a small bottle of eye drops. I opened my eyes and dripped two or three times, and the instant tingling feeling hit my upper body. My nose is sour and my tears are falling. I fought back the pain in my heart and took a photo in front of the mirror. My eyes are red, as if I had just cried! Then I messed up the room and books. After everything was done, I lay on the quilt and waited for my parents to go home for the "performance".

After a while, mom came back. Seeing my appearance, she asked with concern, "Yus, what's wrong with you?" I slowly raised my face full of "tears", and my mother looked scared and at a loss. I laughed when I saw my mother like this. My mother knew she had been cheated. Then I told my mother my plan, and my mother repeatedly said yes.

Dad finally came back, and I continued to pretend to lie under the covers, ignoring what Dad called me. Dad asked his mother nervously again, "What happened to Yus?" I thought my mother wouldn't play, and my mother sighed, "Alas, Yusi didn't do well in the math exam." Hearing this, my father stole a look at me. My father is criticizing me as if to teach me a lesson. I suddenly held my breath and burst out laughing again. Dad also solemnly said: "You are a dead girl, you failed the exam, and you still have the face to laugh." Mom laughed when she heard it, and then dad knew he had been cheated. Dad smiled, too He smiled and said, "Our family will hold an April Fool's Day party this year!" "

I know who is the most "stupid" in my family!

My prank 5: I am really naughty at home. As soon as I rolled my eyes, a trick came out.

No, I just had dinner tonight. I found the leather shoes that my father changed when he came in. I just put them away. An idea flashed through my mind: my father's shoes like to be placed on the ground floor, and there are his old shoes and a pair of new shoes on the shoe rack. The color is similar. Why don't I? ...

To get started, I put one of my father's new shoes and one of his old shoes on the shoe rack at the bottom, and the other old leather shoes and a new leather shoes in the shoe box on the shoe rack above. Having done this, I quietly went back to my room happily and took a nap. When I woke up, I suddenly heard a knock at the door. I hurried to open the door, and sure enough, my father came back. Looking down, my father did wear an old leather shoe and a new one. I fought back a smile and asked my father, "Dad, didn't you go to work?" ? Why did you come back again? Dad's face turned red. He quickly said, "I didn't notice. I wore the wrong shoes." "Mom came out of the room in surprise when she heard us talking. At this moment, I can't help it anymore. I pointed to the leather shoes on my father's feet and laughed. Mother lowered her head and smiled. Dad seemed to understand something, pretended to be angry and raised his hand. I quickly pretended to be afraid, found two other shoes from the shoe box and helped my father put them on. Dad put down the raised slap, pointed his finger at my forehead and said, "Be careful! Dare to' frame' your dad next time, huh! " After that, the children went out to work happily.

Look, I am such a naughty and lovely child!

My prank 6 is a sunny day.

I am often bullied by my big brother next door. As the saying goes, "revenge is never too late for a gentleman", so I never confront him head-on. In the end, many things happened and Big Brother's home was cut off from water. He went to fetch water in my yard that day, and the chance of revenge finally came. I quickly found three black plastic bags full of water, with bulging bellies. I walked down the stairs to the roof. Just then, I saw my big brother sneaking up to the faucet. I quickly poured the first bag of water and it fell into my eldest brother's bucket. I think eldest brother wants to look up, so he has to put his head into the wall. I thought to myself: well, you can escape in the first grade, but you can't escape in the fifteenth. So, when he bowed his head, he quickly threw another one down. I silently read: China, China, China. Just listen, bang, haha, bingo! That's right. That bag of water hit his leg, haha. Seeing that he only looked down at the "injury" on his leg, I seized the opportunity to throw out the last bag in my hand. Wow, this was right on my forehead, so he panicked, threw down the bucket in his hand and ran away. Looking at his embarrassing appearance, I smiled gloatingly.

Long time no see. Now that I think about it, I always feel that something is wrong with me. First, it's not very glorious. Then he made a mistake. I can't make a mistake with him. Still, it's funny to think about it now. Hee hee, say sorry to him again when you have time!

My prank 7: I'm not tall and my brain is developed. I want to play tricks on others and make myself happy all day! One noon, my father was sleeping in his room. I was idle, so I pulled a feather from the feather duster and came to my father's bed. I first scratched my father's foot with a feather. I saw my father didn't respond, so I put it on his nose. This is terrible. I only heard "the sky is falling". My father woke up and I laughed at him. But I stopped laughing at once, and my father jumped out of bed and cooked me a big meal-"Fried shredded pork with a belt".

Another time, my mother was cooking in the kitchen, and I stood by and watched. My mother asked me to pass her the salt. When I turned my head, I handed her the sugar. My mother mistakenly thought it was salt, so she poured it into the pot. I laughed to myself. When eating, I pretended to come to the table naturally. When everyone picked up chopsticks to eat, I stared at everyone unblinkingly, only to hear my brother shout: Mom feels strange, how can the dish be sweet without sugar? So I put a piece in my mouth. At that time, I almost laughed out of breath. I saw my mother quickly spit out the food and said, "Who did the' good thing'?" Are you playing a prank again? "Needless to say, I was punished again.

This is me who loves to play pranks.

My prank 8 childhood, every paragraph is wonderful. But there's one thing I can't forget.

I was a naughty student in the first year of high school. Once in class, the teacher asked me to answer questions at the same table. The deskmate didn't know the answer, so she had to listen to the teacher's instructions, stand and think before sitting down.

I suddenly had a brainwave and wanted to push my deskmate's chair aside. When he answered the question, he sat on the ground ... I couldn't help laughing at the thought. I didn't remember until I saw my deskmate, so I started to act. I gave a gentle push with my foot first, but I couldn't make a sound. Then I leaned down again and pulled it quietly. The chair had been pulled over. I am glad that my deskmate didn't find it, my classmates didn't find it, and my teacher didn't find it. I am very happy. After a while, my deskmate remembered and answered the question. The teacher asked him to sit down.

With a splash, my deskmate has sat down on the ground. Looking at his expression, I want to cry but I can't. He is stuffy in the drum, and his classmates are already laughing their heads off.

Now, the teacher looked at me severely for a few seconds and said, "Liu Yang! Give me a copy of 100 in the afternoon. Check! " I had to nod.

The taste of writing a check this time is really bad. Well, it seems that the pranksters are the worst people. No more pranks.

My prank 9 I am really naughty at home. As soon as I rolled my eyes, a trick came out. No, I just had dinner tonight. I found my mother took off her high heels at the door and put them away. An idea flashed through my mind: my mother likes to put her shoes at the bottom. There are a pair of her old high heels and a pair of new high heels, which are similar in color and style. Why don't I start? I put my mother's new shoes and her old shoes on the shoe rack, on the top of the shoe rack. After that, I happily went back to my room to play the piano. An hour later, I suddenly heard a knock at the door. I hurried to open the door. Sure enough, my mother came back. Looking down, my mother did wear an old shoe and a new one. I fought back a smile and asked my mother, "Mom, didn't you go to play?" Why did you come back again? My mother's face turned red. She quickly said, "I didn't notice. I wore the wrong shoes." ... "At this moment, I couldn't help it any longer. I pointed to my mother's high heels and laughed. My mother seems to understand something, pretending to be angry and raising her hand. I quickly pretended to be afraid, found two other shoes from the shoe box and helped my mother put them on. Mother put down the raised slap and touched my forehead with her finger and said, "Be careful, and dare to' frame' your mother next time, hum! "At the same time, I went out happily.

Look, I am such a naughty and lovely child!

My prank 10 I am a naughty child at home, and I will come up with bad ideas as soon as my eyes roll.

Once, I was idle and saw my father's new and old shoes. I rolled my eyes and came up with an idea, but … I hesitated and said, "Let's do it!" " "So, I put one of my father's new shoes in the old shoe box and the other old shoe in the new shoe box. After I finished, I smiled silently. I thought, "Dad is in a hurry every time he puts on his shoes. This time, he is sure to make jokes.

The next morning, as expected, after breakfast, my father put on his briefcase and shoes and hurried to work.

It happens that my father will have a meeting today. While he was in a meeting, he found something wrong with his shoes. One foot is wearing new shoes and the other is wearing old shoes. Dad changed shoes with that colleague, and he quickly looked down at his colleague's shoes. But my colleagues' shoes are shiny, and I don't want my right shoe to be worn out. Dad finally understood: that must be my child.

Dad was afraid that his colleagues would find his shoes, so he put his feet in the chair. When the meeting finally ended, my father breathed a sigh of relief. He dared not leave the office at once, but pretended to be reading the document. Colleagues invited him to lunch, and he quickly said, "Oh, you go!" " ! I have work to do! "

When all my colleagues left, my father ran home.

I have told my mother to wait for my father in the living room. My father hurried home, with a black face, trying to save face. I smiled and asked, "Dad, you seem to have something important to announce to us today. My mother and I are all ears. " Dad told us what happened today angrily and pointed at me and said, "How can I look like this in the future?"

Look! Am I a naughty egg?

My prank 1 1 My name is Jiao, and I am a person who likes music and pranks very much. My hair is very short, like a mushroom. Bright black eyes and round face. Neat school uniform.

I especially like music. I remember when I was a freshman, I became very interested in music. When I get home at noon or at night, I sing the songs I just learned over and over again. If it doesn't sound good, I will sing it again and again until it sounds good. Once we just finished learning "Selling Newspaper Songs". After school, I sang excitedly: "La la la la, I am ...................................................................................................................................., an expert in selling newspapers. I asked:" Mom, mom, am I good at singing? " "It's nice, I seem to see the place where you sing. "I am very happy to hear this news.

I am still a little girl who loves to play practical jokes. I remember a summer vacation in the second grade. Mom went to work overtime, and I thought of a super funny prank. My mother will be very busy when she comes back. I put a bucket on the door when my mother was going home, which made my mother a "drowned rat". I secretly laughed at the thought.

Mom finally came back, pushed the door and the bucket fell from the sky. "Ah, who did it?" My mother's skirt was soaked, and I smiled in my heart, but there was no smile on the surface. Mother asked softly again, "Who did it?" At this moment, two angels appeared in my mind. A black angel said, "Don't go, you will be beaten." A angels in white said, "Go ahead, you will be a lying child if you don't tell your mother." I said quietly, "it's me, mom." I just want you to calm down. " I feel my face is so hot, like a red apple. I looked down, afraid to look at my mother. My mother said kindly, "correcting mistakes is a good boy!" " "

This is me. I love music and practical jokes.

My prank. My name is Zhang Shuqi. I am 9 years old. I have big eyes and a glib mouth under my curved eyebrows. My skin is very white and I have blond hair. I am a lively little girl. Sometimes I like practical jokes as a spice of life.

I remember once, my classmates asked me to play in the park and have a picnic there. So I brought a lot of things. There are cups, cakes, perfumes and so on. When we arrived at the park, we quickly put our things away and began to play with our classmates. I suddenly found that my fur coat was splashed with dirt by my friend. I quickly sat down to see if other things were spoofed by others. I opened the rouge box, and sure enough, someone put mud in the rouge box. So I decided to get back at the man who made fun of me. I quietly asked my good friend Wang Yuxin about the situation. I know it's Duan Huijie. So I decided to spoof Duan Huijie. ...

We're going to have lunch. Duan Huijie brought a piece of cake. I lied to Duan Huijie that someone was trying to arrest her over there. She looked to the right. I took the opportunity to put a handful of salt in the cake. As soon as she turned around, she saw the salt residue attached to the cake and questioned me. "Oh!" I said casually, "I accidentally spilled the salt." She didn't take it to heart. She took a bite of the cake and screamed with salt ... "

Seeing her like that, I smiled proudly. She also smiled helplessly.

My prank 13 My father often hides and smokes secretly, and he always smells of smoke. My mother often nags my father to quit smoking, and my sister and I have been helping my father. Today, my sister and I had another good idea. ......

The thing is, my father drove us after school, and my sister and I accidentally found a box of cigarettes under my father's seat, with five packs in it! So dad hid cigarettes here! Sister's eyes looked at the box of cigarettes and then at me. I know what my sister means. I winked at my sister and said, "Sister, let's sing. Let's beat the time together. " My sister also knows what I mean, deliberately exaggerating the clapping action. Taking this opportunity, I quickly took out several packs of cigarettes from my cigarette case. My sister unzipped my schoolbag and hid cigarettes in it. We are very nervous and afraid of being found by dad, but we are very excited because we finally found dad's cigarette.

When we got home, we quietly told our mother about it. Mother said, "We quietly smashed these cigarettes and threw them into the trash can, so that Dad wouldn't have any more cigarettes." After that, all three of us showed sly smiles.

Dad was very angry when he came back from work and asked me if my sister and I had touched the smoke in his car. My sister and I pretended to be confused and asked my father, "cigarettes?" What cigarettes? We don't know. "Dad can't do anything for us. Later, my mother told my father a lot about the harm of smoking to my health, and my father agreed to give up smoking slowly.

Look, this is my sister's "prank". We all hope to help dad quit smoking. Do you think we did the right thing?

My prank 14 finished my homework in the evening, which was very boring. I thought of a prank, and my sister was doing her homework in the living room! I draw when they are not looking.

After I entered the room, I drew a tiger's head first, then brought two magnets and sucked the tiger's head on the heater of my sister's house. I walked again, and the effect was good.

I drew a lion's head and stuck it on my parents' bedside. Then I picked up the funniest magic school bus I have ever seen. I just opened the book and burst out laughing. The family was puzzled and asked, "What's the matter with you?" "This book is so funny!" My sister began to do her homework seriously again.

After a while, my mother listlessly watched my sister do her homework. Suddenly ... "I'm finished." I was startled by my sister. I thought my sister was playing a prank, and I was furious. Dad said, "Go to sleep and hurry up." "Yes, Commander." We said with one voice. When they saw the house, they were frightened by my words. At this moment, my smile spread.

I smiled and said to my parents and sister, "This is my prank, especially for you!" " "

A "murderous look" came to my face, and this time it was really miserable. The three of them lost their temper and shouted, "Little fame! You are so bad! "

"Will there be another time?"

"No-knowledge-way-ah.

My prank 15 The first class this afternoon is science. Ge Siyao and I are frequent visitors to steal homework in science class! But today, our books were taken away for no reason. Why? It turned out that this boy told the teacher Guo about it.

After class, I hold a grudge against Guo. At this point, I still feel very uncomfortable. So I came up with a bad idea: "Let's hide Guo's pencil box and teach him a lesson?" I told my best friend Ge Siyao what I thought.

"ok!" Hide where? Yes, it's hidden in his own schoolbag. He won't think of it.

"Hey? Where is my pencil box? It won't be long legs running, will it? " Guo called while looking for it. "Have you seen my pencil box?" He asked us anxiously. "Slice! What do I care? We have no obligation to watch for you! " We saw him look around like a headless fly, feeling smug. Guo searched aimlessly, but didn't turn over his schoolbag. Oh, he must be confident that he didn't put it in his schoolbag. Watching him rummage through all the drawers, Ge Siyao and I snickered. "What should I do? I have homework to do! " Guo's tone is a little crying. I really couldn't bear to see his pitiful appearance again, so I said to him, "I'll look for it, I'll look for it, and you read the book bag." Look! Isn't it here? "I took out my pencil box from my schoolbag.

"Thank you! Hey, how did it get into the bag? " Guo looked at his pencil box and felt puzzled.

"Never mind, do your homework!" I kindly reminded him.

Hehe, it's really gratifying to think about his "silly" appearance just now!