Jokes, I want some funny jokes

A piece of candy walked on the snow, and as it walked it turned into rock candy. Xiao Ming cried, and his father comforted him, "Xiao Ming, be good, don't cry. Dad will take you to the snow to watch him eat rock candy." !" On the eaves, an 8 was hanging on the roof, talking to him and an 0. 0 said to 8, "If you are fat, you are fat. Why should you wear a belt?" 8 said to 0, "You see clearly, I am not 8, I am." "Gourd!" At this time, the rock sugar on the ground heard it and quickly jumped on the rock haws and turned into a rock haws. Xiao Ming saw the rock haws and laughed...

Although it is not original, but Each word is typed by hand··I hope you will adopt it····