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A cold joke without ice.

A cold joke without ice.

Lead: As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I, YJ, am here to share a cold joke with you. Don't miss it when passing by!

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1. I used to be a waiter in ktv, and there was a birthday party in the private room. Then they left, and I went to clean the room. I saw that there was still half a cake on the table. I was just a little hungry. I just sat there eating and having a good time. A bunch of people are back. Don't you know the way they look at me and yawn? Do you fucking need to get out?

The teacher invited me to show me a composition written by a girl of 10? What did you say to the teacher? You are not beautiful, your class is average, and you haven't had time to find a boyfriend. If you drag on, no one will want you! It is serious for a girl to find a reliable marriage. ? I kept apologizing to the teacher: the child is not sensible, please forgive the teacher! ? The teacher is expressionless:? There is more content on the next page! ? Teacher, if you don't dislike me, I'll introduce my father to you.

3. It was dark, and there were many people by car. The driver's master shouted: Go back, go back, there is no one behind. At this time, a sister next to him asked him trembling, big brother, are you sure you can't see them?

In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly woke up his wife and said excitedly, dear, I dreamed that I found a bag with a hundred thousand dollars! ? Wife? Hmm? Let out a cry and fell asleep again. After a while, the husband was awakened by his wife's sobs and asked her why she was crying. His wife said? Honey, I dreamed that the bag you found was stolen. ?

5. I often go to Internet cafes in the evening when I have nothing to do. The network card is handled with someone else's ID card. I went in with a cigarette yesterday and brushed it. The computer prompts me to have a happy birthday. I was confused at that time. At this time, the four stationmasters next to them suddenly stood up and sang a birthday song. I was so scared that the cigarette fell to the ground. The service of the new Internet cafe is good, and a box of longevity instant noodles was sent.

Palace 6: Talking about crossing the female and the old eight and four; Walking on thin ice: talking about crossing the female and the old four and eight; Old four and old eight: What did you do to Mango Taiwan?

Recently, my wife is treading on thin ice, suddenly saying that if she has a daughter in the future, she should choose at least one of the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to learn. I don't understand. Ask why. The wife replied: What if she crosses it later? . .

8. In Princess Pearl, the queen abused Mei because she was not her own daughter. . . In "Walking on Thin Ice", it is still not good for your own plum. . . In a word, the queen doesn't like Little Tiger. .

Do you know what Ruoxi, who came from modern times, said to Grandpa Four (later Yong Zhengdi) before he died? She left the following message for Grandpa Four: Be sure to let your fourth son (later Emperor Qianlong) go to Daming Lake in Jinan, Shandong Province to find a girl named Xia. Thus, Princess Zhu Huan, who swept the country, was born.

10 I watched "Walking on Thin Ice" for a while last night. The happiest part was when I first met Kangxi through the female Matai Ruoxi. Kangxi asked her: Why do you think I am a generation of sages? The answer is:? Cherish Qin Huang Hanwu, slightly lost literary talent; Tang Zong Song Zu, slightly less coquettish. Genghis Khan, the hero of the throne, only knows how to draw a bow and shoot arrows. These characters are gone, a few heroes who can make contributions, look at today's people. ? Emperor Kangxi was instantly caught by her! (Li Xuan)

1 1 ruoxi, as a modern traveler, her first reaction when she saw grandpa four should not be: wow! Nicky Wu; Nicky Wu; Nicholas Wu

12 one day when I was shopping in the supermarket, I saw a black man and said to my friend next to me? Look, old black, really black. ? He looked at me and said? Only you! ?

At the graduation ceremony of 13, he suddenly whispered in her ear:? I like you. ? She smiled? Hey, you've been harassing me for three years, that's enough. ? In the past three years, she was really tired of hiding her feelings, and she had a secret crush in the face of repeated teasing. ? I am serious! ? Seeing that she didn't believe him, he said it again solemnly. ? When did you not mean it? ? He lowered his head: in fact, it is true every time.

14 Once my father climbed the Great Wall and walked, he saw a tall white man sitting on the steps. My dad told people around him? Look at that boring foreigner. ? White people say? Can't I have a rest?

15 It took her a week to knit this scarf for him, and she was spoiled since childhood. This is her first scarf, and she fantasizes about his surprised expression. On his birthday night, she just happily put the scarf around him, but he took it off wearily? I don't like scarves? ! Heart, it's cold instantly! Dad came, thinking it was for himself, and surrounded himself with a happy smile. She turned, tears streaming down her face.

16 On the Guangzhou subway, I saw a foreigner. My mother brought a daughter. This little girl is so beautiful, just like a doll. Then an uncle next to him asked in standard English where are you from? The little girl answered America coldly and impatiently.

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