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The rumor is not credible.
Author: September tears
Diyi food stall
Update time 2010-10-1014: 50: 06 words: 3 140.
"Woman killer, Chen Xiangdong," Hua Feifei derisively threw aside the business magazine. "Now the magazine is really getting more and more boring. Business magazines are talking about male and female killers Really boring. "
"Feifei, don't say oh, this Chen Xiangdong is a business wizard, but she is very cold and never looks at women seriously. I'm afraid the value of a woman in her eyes is not as good as a bunch of flowers. "
"Oh, he was never abused by a woman when he was a child, leaving a shadow." Hua Feifei, who had a lack of interest, had a little spirit and began to speculate on this man's tragic past.
"I don't think so. He is not allowed to be extremely ugly. He is afraid of being deliberately condescended by women's jokes. Otherwise, why does he rank first among the golden bachelors, but he never dares to show his face? " Xia Xiaoxiao said rudely.
"Don't say this broken man, I don't know what these business magazine editors do to eat. A good business magazine is like a playboy. Why do you have to talk about these golden bachelors in every issue? " Hua Feifei bored to stir the spoon.
"What kind of golden bachelor? I think it should be called romantic bachelor. I don't know if these people have the disease of flower prefix or love prefix. " Xia Xiaoxiao's poison mouth is never polite to men.
"No, at least not Chen Xiangdong. He doesn't have any gossip. " Yu Xiangxiang quietly defended these constantly chauffeured people.
"Xiang Xiang, you won't be anthomaniac again? Didn't I tell you that no man in the world is a good thing? Especially those who think they are handsome and rich. " Hua Feifei glared at her friend disgruntled.
"I don't believe in men, I just think Chen Xiangdong. ...
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