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I want to see everything in the world. If you come, we will go together. If you don't come, I will go alone.
If you don't come, I'll go alone …
Yes, who doesn't want to see everything in the world! But after all, the stars and the sea need tickets, and the travel expenses of poetry and distant places are very expensive, which is where we want to go. How much has it been achieved?
I remember many years ago, I told my good friend that I would go to Tibet by bike, and I would definitely go. He said, then I am very moved to go with me. Until he was ready to leave, he said he wouldn't go that day and advised me not to go, saying it was too dangerous.
? But when I was young, the only shortcoming was that when I made up my mind to do something, I would stick to it, even if I was the last person to leave, I would finish it, so I went alone …
I didn't blame my friend, because I knew I decided to do it, not him. He just promised to stay with me, not until the end …
What's more, he was still studying at that time, and his economic source basically came from his parents. But I'm different, so I understand. In fact, he really wants to be with me. After all, stars, the sea, poetry and distance all cost money …
I don't have to force others to come with me ...
Whether it's the sea of stars or the distance of poetry, as long as you are willing to accompany me, we will go together instead of me. I'll go alone ...
I may be too persistent. When I decide something and say it from my mouth, people always think it's a joke and sneer at me, but I just take it too seriously and I will tell them with my actions. I'm not kidding, I'm serious. I remember once telling my uncle that I was going to fly and wanted to experience what it was like to fly! Then my uncle said, who are you fooling by plane? You go by plane, and I'm still on a rocket! Then a group of people laughed at me there for a long time …
Then a week later, I went to buy a plane ticket, which was my first time to fly. I'm a little excited but scared. I'm glad I didn't joke with them. I'm the only one in my family who has ever flown. I want them to know that I'm not kidding. I'm afraid I'm afraid of heights, and my dream of flying won't fall off?
When I was young, I believed that many people were stubborn. When they made up their minds to do something, they did it without considering the consequences. They are always young and frivolous. I remember when I was 0/7 years old, my father went out to work and it was not smooth. When he came home, he swore at me and lost his temper with me. I can't stand being unreasonable in particular. I wouldn't be scolded like my brother, and I wouldn't talk back. Even my own father, because what he said makes no sense at all, so I want to reason with him. Every time I reason, he will say no to me, throw something at me, tell me to get out, get out with my luggage and never come back. However, I will never forget what he threw me this time. A kitchen knife flies fast. Fortunately, I was agile and scattered at that time. The kitchen knife is only about ten short.
So I can only endure, if I really go out of the house, I may really freeze to death and starve to death …
So I had to accommodate him. ...
Although I have planted the seeds of leaving home in my heart since I was a child …
It was not until I was 18 years old that this seed finally germinated.
I will never forget the day when he told me to have my hands and feet broken, so that the whole village knew that he had a disabled child with broken hands and feet, saying that I was nothing without him, eating my food and wearing my clothes …
On this day, the seeds finally broke out, and I finally said what I wanted to say. I know what I mean by this sentence. I know very well, because I said it, I have to do it. Maybe others think it will be angry words, but I won't die if I say it. Since you think so, I can't live without you, so I want to prove it to him. At that time, he also told me that if you left home, he would think I was really joking with him. I really never joke. When I make up my mind to do something, I'm really not kidding. I will only tell them by actions that I still live a wonderful life without you. Before long, I ran away from home, packed my bags and left, and he got what he wanted. I didn't take anything that belonged to him ...
He also said that he would break up with me and not say that I was his child in front of others. Well, I'll do what he wants ...
He always thought I was quarrelling with him. I never quarrel. I 18 years old. Why should I fight you?
What a boy says must be done. This is my belief! Although I was penniless and ran away from home, I was hungry in the street for three days and had dinner in the gutter, but I didn't ask his brothers and sisters. As a result, I spent a penny, although six years have passed. ...
Even if I am too sick to go to the hospital, I won't pray for others' pity! I want to prove to them that no matter who is missing in this world, I still live a wonderful life.
I have proved everything with time, not to say that no one will die without time.
I am such a stubborn person. I haven't seen this man for five or six years, and I haven't said a word to him. Until one day this year, I saw him and he talked to me. I ignored him. Others said that my six relatives didn't know me, and I didn't even call my father. I just laughed silently. What applauds? In fact, he is determined to break up with me. It came from his mouth, so it was cut off. I'm the one who speaks. Someone who can do it, so I don't think he is qualified. Let me call him that, maybe it's angry words for him. Since he is so heartless, I am even more heartless. What a person says, he must do it. What kind of man is it?
And this man once I gave him many opportunities, but he just didn't cherish it, so he didn't deserve it!
Although he apologized to me in tears when I saw him again, I didn't look at him. When you decide to say something and hurt others, don't regret it. I can't stab a person with a knife, I will say thank you to him …
Others say that my six relatives deny me, or that I am fine and fearless …
I will not give up what I have made up my mind to do, but I will finish it until I leave this world …
Although I made the decision when I was young and frivolous ...
Just like a few days ago. A group of people said they would climb the western hills to go camping. Although they didn't go up with me, I was alone. Go up. Maybe my only weakness is this. You come to me, we'll go together, if you don't come, I'll go by myself …
For feelings, I seem to be the same. People say it is the first love, and it is an unforgettable thing. Actually, it's okay to think about it now. I said unforgettable, I said unforgettable. I didn't go shopping with her, I didn't hold hands, and I didn't have a definite relationship. I just signed a 25-year agreement. Although I have waited for her for seven years, I also know that she has never had a boyfriend, although there is no contact. Because I have taken the initiative twice, and I can't take the initiative any more. A few days before I turned 25, I deleted all her contact information and left her with a question mark. Before deleting it, I sent him a sentence that I don't usually contact. Let's delete it! I deleted her without waiting for her reply …
Although I still like her very much, I still don't want her to know … because I think what I can't get is the best …
I don't want to know what she's thinking. People say it's cruel to leave her a question mark without knowing the answer. Actually, I don't feel cruel ...
Actually, I like you, and I don't have to hit on you, and I don't have to be with you. Sometimes I always wonder, what is happiness? Will love make people happy? I don't know if I will be happy doing what I like. There seems to be no answer. Laugh when you want to, but don't feel happy! But will you be happy if you get it?
Wouldn't it be painful to give up after seven years? Actually, letting go is a very painful thing. You will feel that tears will flow out on your own, and you will feel that the soul really has time to say so. It turns out that heart fibrillation is such a feeling, but it is really unforgettable and sad …
I just insisted on my date with her, and she had forgotten it …
When I was 22 years old, I asked her, and she told me that it was just a joke. I had long forgotten that there was such an agreement ... Although I knew her, I didn't think of me until I fell in love and broke up, because I said I would wait until she was 25 years old, even if it was just a joke. Unfortunately, I won't take the initiative again, no matter how she hinted. Because I'm tired, it can't be forever. Let me take the initiative.
Because I said I wouldn't bother her again ... It wouldn't be modest to bother her again. ...
In this way, the first party who takes the initiative in love is the most humble ... Why should people wait until they lose it before fighting for it? In this case, I won't let her have it, whether it's regret or quarrel. People ask me if I regret it? There must be regrets. How boring life would be if there were no regrets!
Every day, we meet many different people and many different things. He may become our friend or confidant, so I never give up the opportunity to pass by anyone. Some things sometimes make my head break. Whatever, just be happy. ...
Whether traveling or deciding what to do, don't regret it when you decide. Others say that I have traveled more than half of China and seen the scenery. In fact, there are not many beautiful scenery in my memory. However, I was deeply impressed by all the interesting people I experienced and met. In fact, traveling doesn't mean what scenery you have seen in the past, but the people and things you met during the trip, such as I was in 365438+.
There is also an uncle in his 40 s who came out without telling his wife and children for this day …
They have a lot of endless stories. ...
So every time I travel, I will choose youth travel, because I want to hear other people's stories, where I come from and where I want to go.
So, I want to see everything in the world. You come with us, you don't come, I'll go alone, but I won't be lonely on the road ... because there are still many people walking alone, and there won't be lonely partners on the road ... If you don't come, I can't be alone. ...
I can't live without anyone in this world, and it won't be because I can't meet a better one without you …
If you lose something, let him lose it! The sun will never be dark because of dark clouds, dark clouds will always pass, and light will always come …
Who cares? being happy is all ...
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