A collection of jokes related to learning

Student: "Teacher, I saw a rabbit on the ground yesterday."

Teacher: "Didn't I teach the usage of excessive words?" Animals have to use their heads, and only flat things can use "Zhang"

Student (indignant): But when I saw the middle of the road, it was already a plane. "

Yu Qian didn't study hard when he was a child. When his grades are not good, he often cheats his father when he comes home.

His father bought a lie detector. ...

One day, when Yu Qian came back from the exam, his father asked: What did you get in the exam?

Yu Qian: 90.

Beep, beep ... the polygraph rang.

His father asked: to tell the truth, how many points?

Yu Qian: 80.

Beep, beep, beep ... It's ringing again.

His father was anxious: this unfortunate child, to tell the truth, how many points?

Yu Qian: 70.

Beep, beep, beep ... The polygraph is still ringing.

His father trembled with anger: tell the truth! ! !

Yu Qian: 40 …

Beep, beep, beep. ...

His father can't help it. He said, you wasted all my efforts. Why don't you learn from me? At that time, your father got 100 in our exam. ...