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I want to know about Vae. Who told me to dig?
I am satisfied, but I am still so incompetent. Smile at the person you like. Perfunctory to boring people.
Many times, in the past, it always looked beautiful because we added too many gorgeous clips.
China people are extremely short of sense of humor, and they like to take everything seriously. Lin Yutang is right. Are you tired of this life? It is suggested that you can relax your nerves by chanting Buddhist scriptures or rap when you are free.
5. People who support it will still support it. What should be disgusting will still be disgusting. I am grateful for both types of people, because in any case, it is a persistent purity.
6. In fact, neither you nor I can change anything. Meet by chance, fate opens, fate dies.
7. Time can change many things and take the original absurdity for granted.
8. Talk to people who feel good, say hello to people with low moral education, and never act.
9. I want to close my eyes. Not to see anything. Do some music and record something quietly. Maybe this is called shortsightedness.
10. When someone asks you when your first love is, the person who immediately comes to mind is your first love.
1 1. I firmly believe that a person who has read a hundred famous books at home and abroad and a person who has read a hundred campus novels will show completely different connotations.
12. Think of seemingly simple things as more complicated. Think of seemingly complicated things simply.
13. The most terrible thing is that there is a lot of time and energy, but my head is empty.
14. Many times, it is not impossible to break out, but it needs to consume too much energy.
15. Everyone is too self-righteous. I long for myself or my point of view to be recognized. Insufficiency in the bones, full of utilitarianism, transpiration out a bowl of greasy soul poison.
16. Therefore, for shallow people like our generation, the best choice is to keep their bellicose mouths shut and do something within their power. It's best to make some achievements. If not, don't add chaos to society. That's good.
17. When I go to college and am about to enter the working age, I will feel that it is also a great happiness to be able to carry things behind my mother and be a bodyguard.
18. My writing career has reached its peak.
19. I'm going to sing less, and my vocal lessons will be suspended for a while. People who like Vae should listen to his old songs and remember him silently for a long time, while those who hate Vae should clap their hands happily. That guy finally retired. hahaha.
20. I was seen by you, the empty space disappeared, the time was secretly changed, and then it was dangerous.
2 1. A lot of happiness and memories are just so unrepeatable. Is it too important to cherish what you have?
A song and a memory. Even if one day no one listens to my songs, I still have one last fan named Vae.
23. Stop it. Some people move me, others make me sick. This is called life.
24. I've always hated pretending. I don't know how to pretend, I know how to pretend, I don't know how to pretend, I'm poor, I'm rich, I'm poor, I pretend to be B, I pretend to be C, and I pretend to be D, all of which are equally shameful.
25. How many lies does everyone listen to when they are busy every day?
26. Young people's ideals are very much like hairstyles. If they change one way or another, they will suffer losses.
I don't like Cao Xueqin's trivial and boring writing at all. Don't let anyone stand up and tell me that this is Four Great Classical Novels's first book, and I never thought it was a great thing to study the establishment of the Red Cross Society. What a waste of life.
28. Nevertheless, I respect all creators. If I don't like them, what I don't like is just the works, which has nothing to do with anything else. Conversely, if you like propositions, you just like works. I have never been interested in the creators of my favorite works.
29. Many people think that I am unhappy, but it may not be. Although my spirit has not split, my personality has split. Cheerful and introverted. Arrogance and humility. Eloquence is good and slow. Wait a minute. However, both of me are the real me. Just in different time and space. When you meet different environments and different people, you will be inspired.
30. All my words follow a logic: I love to express who, when, what, where and why, and I have few traces.
3 1. How can a man with no talent cross the deep house compound in this world?
32. You don't need any reason to like someone. When you dislike someone, you have many reasons.
In this era of advocating individuality, there is a group of young people who need to give up part of their individuality at some point, put on uniform clothes, shout uniform slogans and even forget their own names for an unknown singer, and are collectively called V fans. Thank you very much.
I don't like being called a singer. X-handed, with a strong sense of professional survival. Writer. Painter. Popeye.
35. A large number of photos always set the stage for future sadness-whether things are wrong, people are wrong, or things are wrong.
36. I just want to say that many wrongdoings will kill themselves. Some people should stop planning things that make people blush. Be an upright person, like Uncle Xu, and say what you think clearly.
37. People are really different, not just fingerprints.
38. The so-called empathy is nothing more than the remedy after the sheep dies.
39. Students and friends should study hard, and don't go crazy in senior three. Just make a few sets of papers to control your heart.
What's more, the huge question "What kind of person are you?" can't be answered in one sentence. You can look at this blog post with nearly100000 words, and the answer to the question may be there. If you say you are not interested, there is no need to ask questions.
4 1. Don't think that you are superior in chess and control the overall situation. This is definitely not the case.
42. A person can never really fully understand himself, let alone an outsider. At best, he only knows some aspects. Or know a lot, but still not all.
43. Without us, the earth really wouldn't go bad, and it would naturally run step by step.
44. Issue 14 woke up in the middle of the night with an album title. In order to prevent it from dreaming, I took out my mobile phone and saved four words. When I woke up in the morning, the words were still there and I was overjoyed.
45. Listening to their own songs, they never betrayed.
46. When things that once felt good become unpredictable and feel bad at some point in the future, you need to give up. Of course it hurts. Even in an extra tumor, after all, his own blood is flowing.
47. Regardless of success or failure, don't lose.
48. People who fall into memories recall those people and things in their memories, and some emotions are quiet and self-righteous.
49. Celebrating festivals is just an idea or an excuse.
50. The same is singing, with different realms. Some people are unprofessional and incompetent in singing; And some people, who shouldn't have stayed in those noisy places for a long time, are still in those unnoticed corners for various reasons, interpreting their love for music with misplaced elegance.
5 1. When things are different, memories will show its lovely and cruel side. Although things in life are one after another, cheerful, inexplicable and despicable, people are overwhelmed, but memory will always automatically screen out certain things for me to touch and play with in the future. These things are called allusions.
52. It is its softness and elasticity that make it not have the property of being written. Without suitable soil, heroes will never have a place to play. They can only wave pens or swords, kill time and erase traces in laughter or killing. But they must have been brave at first.
53. When you look down from a height, many trivial things seem extremely small and unattainable.
54. Is there a stronger reason than "I want to"?
55. The greatness of life is that the morning after a drop of starlight disappears is unknown.
56. If you treat every day of your life as if it were your last, maybe your time will be more valuable. But if everyone knows exactly when they will die, think about how crazy the world will be. Some people spend time doing good things, while others spend time doing bad things.
57. Many things are not as serious as we thought. None of us is as important as we think.
58. I am not sad. I'm just tired and don't want to talk.
59. Most of the time, it can be mediocre. It's just a casual flash.
60. No matter how tangled the heart is, it should also be full of sunshine.
6 1. Love your enemies, so call them dogs.
62. Intimacy means nothing to others.
63. A building whose foundation is not deep enough is doomed to be too high. If you are eager to rise from the ground, you will only enjoy the embarrassment of the future.
64. When the traffic is sparse enough in the middle of the night, the wide road can show some of its own truths-those truths that are not seen by people under various kinds of crushing during the day.
65. A creator cannot be expected to stay at a certain stage forever and stick to a certain audience. That conservative method is easy to do, but I won't do it.
66. If you go deeper-in fact, I don't want to introduce it in words, too much narration music will be embarrassing. Just like when you tell a cold joke, the other person doesn't understand or is not interested in listening. Finally, you point out the joke yourself ... you can imagine how reluctant the other person will be to smile.
67. Be sure to have a bosom friend and be predestined friends. Not too much.
68. A reporter from a literary magazine chatted with me the other day. He wondered why I didn't sign a brokerage company or hold a face-to-face signing meeting, but the support club has been booming for several years. I said, because my audience is sincere, so am I. There is nothing between the listener and the singer, between the ear and the song.
69. At the end of the city, look at the long flowing water in the fountain pool.
70. What is personality? In my understanding, it is to do what you want with your temper within the scope of the law. Instead of deliberately being different from others. Because the things or people you like are probably liked by others.
7 1. Rich families can create different environments, so they are diverse; Unfortunate families are always similar, because they are all single.
72. For a poor man, the biggest insult is that he used improper means to get rid of poverty.
73. A cynic is like a hedgehog curled up backwards, torturing himself with his own thorns.
74. There are no monks in the world. As long as you work hard and understand life with your heart, everyone is a monk
75. Time can prove many things, and it can also confuse many things, making many things look unclear and unrecognizable.
76. Some people make music to make better money, while others make money to make better music.
His songs are loved by teenagers all over the country. He is the pride of Anhui people!
His singing reflects a reality in life, sad but not terrible, and always reflects the happiness and tragedy of life!
[Edit this paragraph] Literary works
Vae has a strong writing ability. When I was in high school, I published my own literary works in magazines such as Children's Literature and Germination.
When I was in high school, I wrote an article "Treating scars as dimples" and posted it on my blog as a reading topic for the simulation volume of the 2007 Jiangsu college entrance examination.
Think of scars as dimples
I stretched myself and looked at the dark day outside the window. It's going to rain, and it's near dusk.
In a good mood. Yes, I moved.
There is a book in front of the desk, and the title of one chapter is "Treating scars as dimples". Just as I was about to read the content behind this title, my father told me to go out and find a garbage collector. There are a bunch of useless old things at home.
After going downstairs, I walked on an extremely ordinary street. Vulgar people despised by some elegant people gathered in this street, first five food stalls, then a row of food stalls, and then the farmer's market. These people are really vulgar sometimes, for example, their tricycle hits you without saying sorry, but with a strange smile; For example, when you bargain with them when you buy something, in the end they will say proudly, I won't sell it. Later, I gradually realized that the former is because they haven't learned the complicated polite expressions in the city, so they can only smile apologetically, but this kind of smile was met with the upturned corners of the mouth and arrogant eyes of the city people, so this kind of smile suddenly went bad; The latter is easier to understand, because the city people's price reduction has exceeded the bottom line they accept.
An old man walked slowly past me. Holding the dog in one hand and rubbing the fitness ball in the other, his back is stubborn and straight, and his eyes reveal a humorous smile.
The meaning of this smile is silently interpreted by this ordinary street.
I finally found the garbage collector here. The old man's hair is all white. Seldom have I seen such a pure white one. A kind feeling pervaded his face. Behind him, leisurely followed by a child, this is the grandson of the old man.
It was getting darker and darker, and some raindrops began to fall on our faces. The three of us walked silently and never spoke again.
Go home. The old man told the child to wait and then went upstairs with me. I found the old man's shoes dirty when I entered the door. I don't want him to bring dirty things into my new home. The old man seemed to understand, took off his shoes and came in barefoot. Although it is early autumn, the weather is getting cold.
Father asked him to sit for a while, then went into the room to sort out the garbage, leaving me alone in the living room to accompany him. I suddenly remembered that there was a class at night, so I left the old man and went to my room to get dressed.
Then get ready to go. I think I should put on my watch. A middle school student's time, if not cherished, can easily slip away from his fingertips.
By this time, the old man had packed his things, paid the money and was ready to go. Father saw that it was raining heavily outside and asked him to have a rest. He didn't refuse, so he chatted casually with his father.
His grandson's parents died. Grandson is eight years old and has not yet gone to school. At this point, they haven't eaten yet.
Tolstoy said that happy families are always similar, and each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. I think it's the opposite. Wealthy families can create different environments, so they are diverse; Unfortunate families are always similar, because they are all single.
I was looking for my watch when they said these words. I hate to think so. The old man took my watch. Because there are two evidences: first, I remember that my watch was placed next to the chair where the old man was sitting; Secondly, something shiny appeared in the old man's trouser pocket. I think it's my tape!
I don't despise the poor, but if the poor don't respect themselves, we don't have to pity them. I have no time to wait. Thinking of this, I said with great grace, grandpa, please give me my watch back.
I think this is the most euphemistic sentence I have ever said in my life, which can minimize the harm to him. I did this because I thought he might have just stolen something in a moment of confusion, so that we wouldn't have to fight.
The old man looked at me, sad silence. I think he must be ashamed that his crime was exposed.
However, my dad didn't understand what I meant and asked me, what are you talking about? I repeated it calmly.
Father told me to shut up. Then he asked me to get his bag. I know things may change a little subtly.
Open my bag, my watch. It turned out that my dad saw my watch at work today, so he took it to the watch shop to change the battery.
Why did I think so rashly that the old man took the watch away? I said I don't despise them, but I still can't trust them in my bones. Yes, I am a gentleman's belly with a mean heart.
Just as I was about to apologize, the old man smiled. This humorous smile is familiar. I don't know why he laughed. The meaning of this smile was silently annotated by his hand reaching into his trouser pocket. What he took out was not the "strap" I thought, but a stainless steel spoon!
I don't know how much my words hurt him For a poor man, the biggest insult is that he used improper means to get rid of poverty.
However, my injury to him was turned into a smile by him.
I haven't read the article "Treating scars as dimples", but I found the best explanation.
It rained harder and harder, and the grandparents and grandchildren pushed the car all the way. A precocious star rose in the sky, and that night, I watched everything quietly behind the curtain and couldn't bear to come.
cenobite
I wonder if you have forgotten this word. In the early years, people often walked from house to house in major residential areas with shaved heads, robes and bowls. At first, these people look great, talk extraordinary, and often pretend to be old women, even though he is only 30 years old. Once fate fails, it will fly away and evil will appear. One summer, I went to a famous temple Just as I was deeply shocked by the majestic statue of Guanyin with a thousand hands, a monk wearing sunglasses brushed past me with a mobile phone. Another time I went to an unknown temple, the big wall in the courtyard was impressively: popularize one child, boycott the second child and eliminate the third child.
However, the fake is not true. A true monk is proficient in Buddhism and sees through the world of mortals. Many of their thoughts and behaviors affect us in the world. For example, at the mobilization meeting of senior three not long ago, the teacher said this: all students who can sit still and have no distractions can get good grades. I didn't believe this thing before, because, for example, a vegetative person can sit still and have no distractions, but unfortunately his grades didn't go up and his brain went down first. Now it seems that if you want to achieve a positive result, you need to really avoid the world like a monk and remain anonymous. Master Hong Ren, the fifth ancestor of Zen Buddhism in China, said: The building materials come from the valley. The main idea is that the wood used for building originally comes from deep valleys and will not grow in places where people gather. Only by staying away from people and not being cut by knives and axes can we grow into great talents one by one.
Many years ago, a Chinese Odyssey inexplicably put the monk in the position of her mother-in-law. Since then, Tang Priest has become synonymous with verbosity, and has never recovered. In my opinion, comedy should have a bottom line, that is, don't treat ignorance as fun. Who did the monk provoke? Therefore, there is absolutely no need to vilify it and create an image that is just the opposite of him. As a matter of fact, Nan Zongchan despised chanting Buddha and did nothing. If you can't talk, you won't talk, because "mouth is a curse. If you talk too much, you will lose. Silence is golden, and you can meditate. " According to legend, the Buddha once showed a golden Buddha flower at the Lingshan conference, and everyone was at a loss. Only the venerable Ye Jiaxiao laughed. Between flowers, smiles and heart-shaped patterns, the venerable Ye Jia became the ancestor of lanterns. It can be seen that doing more, thinking more and talking less is the shortcut to success.
Monks divide the epiphany of the human universe into three realms. The first scene is "but where can you find traces on the bare hillside with fallen leaves?" This is a situation that describes the truth-seeking ontology. Second, "there is no one in the empty mountain, but flowers bloom in the water", which is the stage of describing oneself as if enlightened, but not enlightened. The highest realm is "the eternal sky, where there was a wind and a moon." This means that eternity is achieved in an instant, and eternity is achieved in an instant, surpassing the clear realm after thinking and persistence. If our senior one and senior two are in the first and second realms respectively, then senior three should reach the third realm. Of course, there are also frustrations and confusions, because there are many contradictions and injustices in this world. Unfortunately, since the polarization between the rich and the poor appeared in primitive people, human society is no longer fair. A cynic is like a hedgehog curled up backwards, torturing himself with his own thorns. So learn from monks who see through the world of mortals! Even if you don't become a monk, it's good to be broad-minded
There is a line in the movie Gourmet to the effect that there are no gourmets in the world. As long as you cook with your heart, everyone is delicious. Although it doesn't make sense logically, it can still be applied. There are no monks in the world. Everyone is a monk as long as he tries to understand life.
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