The funniest joke of the year

One of the funniest jokes of the year:

0 1. Once in ktv, I ordered songs, and a mm shouted loudly: Give me a firewood cutting song every week? Shuang Jie? ......

02. My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. Do you think I grew up eating? I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "

03. One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call uncle, but he said it wrong: Dad, sit down! ? ~ ~ cold! A large group of students died laughing.

04. When I was a child, selling popsicles and ice cream was generally pushing bicycles. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the room: new ice cream, so hot. (It is estimated that Auntie used to sell fried dough sticks. )

05. In the past, others visited menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea! ?

06. In the Internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted:? Teacher! ?

07. Buy oranges, boss: 1 RMB 5 1 kg. Me: It's too expensive, five yuan and three Jin. Boss: No, no!

08. My friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said that the monitor is a color screen. (I was going to say LCD)

09.gg handed me a sorbet, and I took a bite and shouted, It's burning me! ?

10. Everyone had a name tag in high school. . Before a physical examination, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to Zara. . The audience was silent. . .

1 1. A teacher probably played mahjong all night, and when he saw that the blackboard was not wiped, he flew into a rage. Who is the farmer today? Don't even clean the blackboard! ?

12. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law pretending to be a treasure and suddenly shouted: Your skin is so good, you still use Hushubao?

13. The teacher left homework, so I copied it from others if I couldn't do it. Then I went to the office to hand in my homework, and I saw the teacher say: Copy it! ?

14. There was a teacher surnamed Jiang in high school, who looked very much like (Tang Priest on a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted it out. Teacher Tang, this question

15. A leader of the Education Bureau checks the practice between classes. After that, it should be announced by the physical education teacher, right Dissolve? But in a hurry, I forgot my words, held back for a long time and shouted: retreat! ?

Best joke of the year:

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp:? I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. ?

Person:? I want a wife.

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, I'm starving and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! ? Then he disappeared.

Man: Cake. ?

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