Hit the nail on the head 27 funny copywriting

1. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.

2. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

3. It's really not easy to be a man: ask your grades before you are 18 years old, ask your partner after you are 18 years old, ask your children after you get married, ask your children's grades after you have children, and ask your children's partners after you are 18 years old. Why bother each other?

4. Don't ask me for money. We are all the same age. If you don't have money, can I have it?

5. I was a dog in my last life, otherwise I wouldn't be poor, ugly, busy, tired, fat, short, crying and frozen.

6. Son, what's wrong with poverty? Stand up if you are poor, and let others see that you are not only poor but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly!

7. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this period of work, you can continue to be busy for the next period.

8. The wolf broke into the sheepfold and shouted happily, "It's all mine! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... "Then fell asleep.

9. The tattoo master asked me if I wanted to tattoo the black wolf or the golden wolf. I said, "Since we are out hanging out, we must be ambitious and learn to bear it." Finally, he tattooed a big wolf for me.

1. Life deceived me, so I was unwilling, so I turned on the filter, skinned, whitened, long-legged special effects, and finally cheated life with a crazy retouching!

11. I was very excited and happy when I went to the canteen to eat and ate a steel wire, because the canteen finally washed the pot today!

12. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

13. what is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat as much as it doesn't.

14. My wife suspects that I have a mistress outside. I am very angry and want to yell at her: "You are really suspicious!" As a result, I made a slip of the tongue and said, "You are really redundant!"

15. "I miss the past, when the sky was blue and the water was clear, and women would laugh when sitting in the back seat of a bicycle." God replied, "Because most people couldn't afford bicycles at that time."

16. Everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and mine is a complete collection of jokes.

17. I took the exam again and again, but failed again today. The coach finally shouted impatiently at me, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after passing the exam?" . I have nothing to say.

18. Nowadays, girls are really difficult to serve. When they are angry, they just stand on the main road, and they can't be coaxed. I said buy you a bunch of flowers, ignore me; I said take you to the movies and ignore me. I say we go to eat delicious food, or ignore me. Later, his boyfriend came over and asked me, "Who are you?"

19. I am so beautiful and in good shape. First of all, I want to thank my parents for giving me powerful genes, so that I have such a pair of skillful hands who are good at retouching pictures.

2. I remember I was nervous when I was in senior three, and my parents were very concerned about me. I washed my hair at noon again. Dad heard the sound of water and asked me what I was washing. I said wash your hair, and he said, Go to sleep, put your head down and I'll wash it for you.

21. Yesterday my female colleague asked me, "Do you have a cold?" I was very moved: "How do you know? Is my voice a little hoarse?" She: "No, I see that when you smoke, there is a nostril that doesn't smoke."

22. The animal school started, and the elephant was late. The teacher said angrily, "why did you come so late?" Just don't come. " The elephant said, "Zhenzheng may be late, but he will never be absent."

23. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Call it every time: stop over here, stop over here. It didn't take long for the dog to go crazy.

24. Just now, I forgot to bring money for dinner, and told my boss that I would come over next time and get married together. The boss didn't agree. In a rage, I called a dozen brothers to come over, took four cars and killed them, blocking the entrance of the hotel. Then everyone emptied their pockets and barely scraped together the money for dinner ...

25. Who said you didn't have perseverance? Have you been single for decades?

26. Everything is false, only poverty is true.

27. It's like unrequited love to ask someone to pay back the money. You always feel embarrassed to say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like a confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.