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2. Greed: Passionate and lustful

One of the weaknesses of human nature: warmth and lust. People often say that there is always a dress missing from a woman's wardrobe, that's what it means. Because of greed, people never know satisfaction. If you have tofu to eat, you want to eat meat; With pork, I want to eat abalone. Greed is human nature, but if you are too greedy, you keep a greedy eye on anything good and do whatever it takes to get it, so bad people are born. "Yes, Dad, I want to see it with my own eyes." "It's easy. If you see someone coming, please tell me quickly, and I will show you the greedy thorn in human heart. " After a while, the baby eagle called, "Dad, someone is coming." The eagle said to the eagle, "listen to me, son." I want to fall into his hands and let them escape. " After that, the eagle flew away from the baby eagle and fell on the bearer. The man reached out and grabbed it, and cried happily, "I will kill you and eat your flesh." The eagle said, "I have so little meat, is it enough to fill your stomach?" The man said, "Although there is little meat, it is delicious." The eagle said, "As long as you don't kill me, I can give you a very good thing." That is three sentences: I will tell you the first famous saying in your hand; When you let me go, I will tell you the second famous saying; I will fly to the tree and tell you the third sentence. "The man wanted to get three famous sayings as soon as possible, so that he could make a fortune, so he immediately replied," I promise your terms. Tell me the first famous saying. "The eagle said," The first famous saying is: Don't regret what you lost! According to our conditions, please let me go now. "The man released the eagle." This second famous saying is: Don't believe in the impossible. "Say that finish, it flapped its wings and flew to the treetops." You are such a fool. If you had just killed me, you would have taken out a priceless gem weighing 1000 grams from my stomach. "Hearing this, the man repented and bit his lips out of the blood. He looked at the eagle in the tree, still thinking about the terms they had just talked about, and then said, "Please tell me the third famous saying quickly. The sly eagle laughed at him and said, "greedy man, your greedy heart covers your eyes." Since you have forgotten the first two famous sayings, what good is it to tell you the third sentence? Didn't I tell you' don't regret what you lost, don't believe what is impossible'? Think about it, my flesh and blood, feathers and wings add up to less than 500 grams. How can there be more than 1000 grams of big gems in the stomach? " Hearing this, the man was dumbfounded and embarrassed, and the expression on his face was ridiculous ... An eagle played a trick on a person like this. The eagle looked back at the eagle and said, "son, have you seen it with your own eyes now?" "The eagle answer? "Yes, I have. But how can this person believe that there is a jewel in your belly that exceeds your weight, and how can he believe such an impossible thing? "The eagle replied," Greed, son, this is the nature of human greed. 1 This is just a fable and a cold joke. Human greed stems from insatiable desire. Listen to the eagle's advice: don't regret what you lost, don't believe what is impossible. Greedy people, after all, do not treat ordinary people well. It is a greedy thing, especially in today's world. Greed is something that many people will do, regardless of status, position size or wealth. Because of greed, officials ignore the sufferings of the people; Because of greed, for business? See profit and forget righteousness; Because of greed, husband and wife can turn against each other. This harmonious society is so chaotic! Greed is the root of many disasters. Don't stare at the bowl all the time. There is nothing wrong with what you want, but you can't get it by unfair means. The so-called gentleman loves money and takes it properly. This is a fact. Sweat yourself, eat your own food, enjoy your own happiness, don't think, don't dream blindly, don't dream blindly. Otherwise, greed is illegal, and what awaits you is jail!