Humorous joke, your majesty, stand up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1 The man walked into the bedroom and found a colleague and his wife lying in bed. The man angrily said to his colleague, "You bastard, come out and we'll fight to the death."

Colleagues went outside and said to the man, "Otherwise, let's shoot back to back and pretend to be dead. See who your wife appeases first, and whoever can have her! " "

The man thought it was a good idea, thought about it and agreed ≮ yes, and then "bang!" Hey! "Two shots were fired!

At this time, the wife opened the door and saw two people lying on the ground, so she excitedly ran back to the room, opened the closet door and said loudly, "Dear Lao Wang, come out quickly. The crisis has passed and they are all dead. "

After a night of partying, the girl secretly brought her new boyfriend home.

After a while, the boy suddenly wanted to go to the toilet.

The girl said nervously, "You can't go! The toilet is next to my parents' bedroom. You can make do with the kitchen sink first! "

The boy hurried to the kitchen. After a few minutes, the boy poked his head out and said, "Do you have any toilet paper? Or should I just make do with a rag? "

The wife found out that her husband was cheating on her, so she tried to make him jealous to go back on her word.

The wife asked her husband, "What would you think if I said I slept with your best friend?"

The husband thought for a moment and said in surprise, "Ah? You must be gay! "

A man bought furniture and said to the proprietress, "If this sofa can be sold to me cheaply, I will buy another bed tomorrow!" " "

The proprietress agreed and sold the sofa to him at the cost price.

The next day, the man asked the proprietress to buy a bed at yesterday's discount.

The proprietress scolded loudly: "You are insatiable! Yesterday you took advantage of my mother on the sofa, and today you want to take advantage of my mother in bed! "

Yesterday in Taekwondo training, a group of children chattered and boasted!

A boy said, "I have a black belt!" " "

Another boy said, "I have a blue ribbon!" " "

A weak girl said not to be outdone: "I have leucorrhea!" " "

Mrs. A complained to Mrs. B, "Hello! Although it is a neighbor, it can't be too casual! "

Mrs. B asked doubtfully, "What's the matter? What's the matter? "

Mrs. A said, "When I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet last night, I looked at the window by the way. You were making out with your husband, and you didn't even close the curtains! This is really a complete spring leak! "

Hearing this, Mrs. B stammered, "No, I stayed at my parents' house last night ..."