Which is better, Cantonese jokes or Putonghua jokes?

Three women went to the tea restaurant to sigh for afternoon tea. They ordered three old husbands' cakes, two cups of milk tea and a glass of frozen lemonade. Then, a waiter who can hardly speak Cantonese wrote it down and repeated it:' You chopped three husbands and got sick, two pulled firewood and one froze to death. Are you okay? "

Joke 2:

When I went to the teahouse for tea this morning, I met a new waitress and asked me in a little Cantonese: Did you have a thin brain and drank seven cups?

I stayed for a while, and I will come over tomorrow to ask if there is any tea.

He answered seriously: there are seven reds, seven greens, seven flowers, seven oolong goals, seven ... who don't know how to be meticulous.

I replied: Tieguanyin. Come with me. What snacks are there today?

Answer me seriously: there are horse pigeons, robe pigeons, horse-drawn pigeons and Zhong Youchuang. ...

As soon as I woke up, I immediately understood. Q: What kinds of bed training are there?

Tell me seriously: there are beef beds and pork beds. ....