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Who has a series of jokes by police officer Wang?

1. In the face of the forensic report, police officer Wang fell silent and thought for a long time before saying to the forensic doctor, "What word did you write?"

In the interrogation room, the criminal suspect Zhao confessed his criminal facts. But experienced police officer Wang felt that he didn't scare the suspect, so he confessed himself. There must be something fishy. So, he glanced at Zhao and suddenly shouted, "orange juice! ! "

3. After reading the autopsy report, police officer Wang looked dignified, took a deep breath of his cigarette and said, "It seems that it is not easy to find the real murderer ... because the deceased has had breast implants for more than 20 years ..."

As usual, police officer Wang worked overtime until late at night and went home alone. On the way, he was surrounded by a group of people who suddenly jumped out, threatening him not to participate in the murder in front of him again. Experienced police officer Wang has long been used to this situation. He was calm and smiling, but he still resolutely refused his colleagues' requests.

Faced with this complicated murder case file, experienced police officer Wang took a few deep breaths of cigarettes, suddenly frowned, and then skillfully put out the cigarette end with his eyebrows.

6. After a whole night's trial, experienced police officer Wang gained a lot, and finally got it from the suspect Hao, who had three cavities and one oral ulcer.

7. When police officer Wang came to the suspect's house, it was already empty. But he didn't go out to catch up with the past immediately, but went to the bed and touched the quilt, and found it was still hot. This will make me smile, go to bed safely and sleep happily.

8. Although the Interpol Brigade hasn't slept a wink for several days and nights in order to solve this thorny case as soon as possible, there is still no progress. At this time, fortunately, experienced police officer Wang came out in time and let everyone have a good sleep with his wonderful reasoning.

9. Police officer Wang had a long negotiation with the suspect for more than two hours. Finally, both of them were driven off the merry-go-round by the administrator.

10, the crime scene was terrible, and the murderer's methods were extremely cruel. Xiao Li, an inexperienced intern policeman, never expected to come to perform the task for the first time, but his legs were weak and he was also responsible for the comatose police officer Wang.

1 1. Experienced police officer Wang took a bite of zongzi and immediately found that the taste was wrong! After handling the case for many years, he knew that he had forged a hatred with the underworld forces, so his first reaction was that something was wrong. It must be that his own zongzi will be tampered with. However, he was very calm, carefully thought about the unusual taste of zongzi, and finally found something strange. It turned out that he was too anxious to peel off the leaves of Zongzi.