Interesting things in the classroom of Hefei No.1 Middle School

In Chinese class, Lao Zhong once again boasted of his pitifully low teaching IQ: "It is no accident that our class won the championship this time. You know, many teachers in our school can't get the first place by luck alone. " Some students shouted, "The teacher is great." Followed by a series of applause (the old clock did Sarah laugh). Then the classmate replied, "You just got the first place in our school by luck." The old clock bowed his head helplessly with a wry smile. In math class, the man and the woman fell asleep, and finally the man and the woman were awakened by a long cry from Lao Wang. Lao Wang said helplessly: "If you are sleepy, you will hit your head hard." After a while, the man fell asleep again. Lao Wang woke him up and asked what was going on. The man said helplessly, "I was so sleepy just now that I hit my head hard." As a result, I was a little dizzy and fell down again. " Some students laughed: "thank you, gay, I salute you on behalf of the people of the party and the country." Lao Wang was speechless. In biology class, Lao Huang said, "According to Lamarck's theory of evolution, the giraffe's neck is caused by environmental changes, but Lamarck didn't consider why the pig's neck is still so short after environmental changes." Then I snickered to myself. At this time, a classmate interjected: "The pig's head is so heavy and the neck is so long, why not let the pig live?" The audience burst into laughter. In chemistry class, Lao Yu introduced: "In industry, we often exchange a lot of cheap raw materials for expensive products. For an inappropriate example, if the food tastes bad, are you willing to give it up for health, or vice versa? What's more, the reverse is not necessarily lower. " Suddenly, a curious classmate made a fuss: "Then why do others feed pigs with rotten vegetables?" I shouted angrily, "Brother, you are so stupid!" ! Pigs have loose bowels and don't go to the toilet. They don't bring toilet paper to the toilet, and they can't use paper! "There is an inscription in the final exam of Hefei Senior One, which contains a common saying and idiom of" eating ". A classmate thought for a long time and decided to create it himself. He thinks that in order to make this more true, he must imitate some famous sayings. So, he wrote: "Give me a fork and I can eat the whole earth;" "To eat or not to eat is a question." . A comrade-in-arms in the dormitory has a learning machine. One day he was bored and used it to translate some materials into English. What information happened to be some creative advertisements, which took several minutes to be finally translated. I read this article one by one. Taobao's slogan is "Tao, Tao, Tao, Tao, Tao you like." The translation is "wash out, wash out, wash out, wash out, wash out what you like". Seeing this, I have to sigh: "What a simple language, what a sincere machine, what a good example of seeking truth from facts." The old clock was a few minutes late this morning. The first time I saw him so decadent, I did Sarah laugh. Old Zhong apologized as soon as he entered the classroom, and then said in this seemingly self-blaming tone, "Just now in Maxim, I saw a strange classmate eat a lot of food, which was so scary." The following classmate said, "So you just watched others finish eating and forgot the time?" "Hear me out, don't talk nonsense. When I was eating, I saw an old lady next to me fall. " The old clock added. "So you went to help others and delayed the time?" The students all want to hear the affirmative answer. "No, the lobby manager next to me is much faster than me." The old clock added. "So, what does all this have to do with your being late?" The classmate asked impatiently. Old Zhong flashed a sly smile on his face: "Oh, never mind, this is by the way." Let me speak quickly. "Students collectively vomited blood and died.

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