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It is said that Monk Tang went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

The four masters and disciples traveled through mountains and rivers to make the journey.

Seng Tang rode a white dragon horse.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng follow closely,

Look! The pioneer is walking ahead.

He is Sun Wukong, the great sage who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

On this day, their master and apprentice walked into the barren mountains.

They saw that the mountains were dangerous and dangerous.

There were strange rocks and steep cliffs.

The cliffs reach into the clouds.

Suddenly, a group of black clouds pressed down on the top of the mountain,

"Whoop"! A gust of wind blew on the ground.

Sun Wukong put up a pavilion with his bare hands and shouted loudly:

"Junior brother, please pay attention, there are goblins in this place!"

Monk Sha gave up after hearing this. He got off his suitcase and waved his Zen staff,

Zhu Bajie raised his chest with a rake, and the meat of his breasts became ridged.

Tang Sanzang frowned and got off his horse,

Sun Dasheng hurriedly said: "Master, don't be afraid.

As long as I, Wukong, are here,

No matter whether they are big fairies, old fairies, big or small, old or young, men or women, whatever they are, The goblin calls it "It's impossible to survive even if it comes"

Junior brother, you and Master wait for me here,

Wait for me to climb up and take a look,

Don’t eat anything you see, and don’t pay attention to people.

Be careful, be careful, don’t listen to him! Wukong is gone.”

“Hey,” he disappeared in a flash. ,

Tang Seng and Sha Seng immediately sat down on the ground to meditate and closed their eyes.

Zhu Bajie's stomach growled.

He was so hungry that it was difficult to close or open his eyes.

Well, suddenly I felt a scent of fragrance filling my nostrils,

Zhu Bajie couldn’t help but drooled out,

After calming down and taking a closer look,

Hey, a young woman came up behind the rocks.

She was holding a small round fan in her right hand, and a basket of hot white steamed buns in her left hand.

Zhu Bajie stood up in a hurry,

recited "Amitabha" several times,

I was so hungry that the sky was falling.

When Lao Zhu wants to eat, someone will steam the buns.

Look at him, he has long forgotten Wukong’s instructions.

He ran forward to greet him:

“Female Bodhisattva, where did you come from? ?

Where to send this basket of steamed buns? ”

“Hey, master, my family lives there,

My parents burn incense letters. The Buddhist Association recited sutras,

The two elders asked me to go to the mountain to deliver vegetarian meals.”

“Oh,” Zhu Bajie shouted to Tang Seng at the top of his lungs:

"Master, there are temples and monks on this mountain.

Let's go and eat to satisfy our hunger."

Monk Sha rushed to the master: "Master, don't move,

We have to wait for Senior Brother."

"This?" Tang Seng hesitated,

Zhu Bajie pulled Guan Tang Seng forward:

"Female Bodhisattva, walk slowly, we will go with you."

The woman turned around and smiled: "Hey, elder, master, there is Tianfo Temple in front of you.

Everything is ready to eat there.

(Bai) Let’s go.”

“Okay, let’s go.”

“Wait a minute! "

"Whoa" a golden light fell from the sky,

The Monkey King, the Monkey King, jumped out of the air.

The iron rod blocked the way:

(Bai) "Stop!"

The woman was so frightened that her heart fluttered.

Sun Wukong sniffed the evil spirit with his nose.

He immediately opened his fiery eyes, Jin Qing, "chachachacha" and looked at the woman carefully, back, left, left, right, up and down. Staring:

"Ah, it turns out to be a skeleton with white bones,

You, you, you, you are a skeleton with white bones!

Where can you go, bold monster!"

"Whoa!" The golden cudgel was raised high in the air.

There was a "puff" sound.

The woman turned over and fell to the ground, her flesh and blood collapsed. .

"Whoosh"! A wisp of light smoke rushed to the top of the mountain,

"噌"! Sun Dasheng stamped his feet in the air.

He saw that the real body of the White Bone Demon had escaped.

The corpse was the incarnation of the demon and was thrown on the ground.

Sun Wukong then chased after him.

At this time, Tang Monk was frightened.

He even said: "Sin, sin, real sin,"

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It is not a minor crime to hurt someone without any reason."

Bajie said: "Brother, you shouldn't beat someone to death.

People will come to you and refuse to agree."

Sha Seng said: "Senior brother, he has real skills.

He will never mistake a good person for a monster."

The three masters and apprentices were talking,

Suddenly I heard the sound of the Buddha’s chanting from behind.

I saw an old woman coming from behind the mountain.

She was holding a cane and pinching rosary beads.

He kept humming in his mouth.

Bajie couldn’t tell at first glance,

He muttered to himself:

“This must be someone’s mother looking for a daughter,

How can we accept the disaster?"

Zhu Bajie was muttering in his heart,

The old woman came closer and found the female body lying on the ground.

At that time, I was crying very sadly:

"My daughter alas——"

This sound is really worse than slaughtering a pig.

Suddenly, the old woman glared,

grabbed Bajie’s hand and refused to let go:

“You, you evil monk who is doing harm to the world,

You will pay with your life for beating my daughter to death!”

Tang Monk said: “Slow down, female Bodhisattva,

Please don’t blame him wrongly,

The person who caused the trouble is my eldest disciple, Sun Wukong.

It’s all my fault for not being strict with him.”

“Oh, this elder is still very considerate. ,

Alas, my daughter’s life is miserable.

Please ask the elders to follow me to Qiancun,

Buy a coffin to bury her. Come and collect the coffin, what do you think?"

Tang Seng nodded and said: "Okay, let's go!" The old woman pulled Tang Seng's arm.

I just felt that it was so hard that my hand hurt.

I turned around and let go.

"Ah!" It turned out to be Monkey King, the Monkey King.

"Haha, Lao Sun chased you but didn't find you.

We just happened to meet you when we came back."

"Huh!" The stick arrived as he spoke,

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The old woman fell to the ground and blew out the lamp.

The White Bone Demon was spotted again and ran for her life.

Her true body flew into the sky through the demonic mist.

Wukong jumped into the sky to catch up,

Tang Monk stopped him and shouted:

"Stop, Wukong, you are crazy!

You have no excuse. Beating the mother and daughter to death,

Who will bear the responsibility for such a crime?"

Wukong said: "Master, you have been deceived by taking the truth seriously.

They are not mothers and daughters, they are goblins!"

Tang Seng said: "This is obviously a person dying on the ground.

You can't understand why you said it was a goblin.

You have repeatedly hurt people. I don’t want you as my apprentice anymore. Let’s go! "

Monk Sha hurriedly came forward to plead for mercy:

"Master, thanks to Brother Wukong for killing monsters along the way,

otherwise, even our bones would be ruined I've told the goblin to eat it up a long time ago!

Let’s spare senior brother this time! "

Tang Seng said: "Then for your sake, I will never do it again next time." "

Wukong thought, if this monster is not eliminated, everyone will suffer.

How can the monster be allowed to run rampant!

Thinking of this, he suggested patrolling the mountain to explore the road. ,

"Whoosh", and flew up to look for the Bone Demon again

Wukong had just walked away,

He heard someone shouting for help: "Help. ah! "

Tang Monk looked up in surprise,

and saw a white-haired old man running from the opposite side.

I saw him, dragging his crutches backwards and panting. ,

Sun Wukong kept chasing after him,

The old man ran to Tang Monk and knelt down in a hurry:

"Help, help, elder, help! "

Tang Monk said: "Donor, please don't be alarmed.

Wukong! You lost two lives of your mother and daughter.

Are you going to beat this old man to death? "

Wukong said: "Master, don't be fooled.

He is the Bone Demon who escaped just now.

If he is a demon, we cannot get rid of him.

We are like charcoal in different furnaces, water and fire are incompatible.

If you don’t beat him to death today,

This monster will eat your flesh and kill you. "

Tang Monk said: "It doesn't matter whether it is a monster or not,

even if it is a monster, we should also persuade him to abandon evil and do good, and to change his evil ways and return to the right path.

As a monk, sweeping the floor will not harm the lives of ants,

Treat moths and gauze lamps. "

The old man nodded:

"Well, I still like to listen to what the elders have to say.

It’s not enough for your apprentice to beat my wife and daughter to death,

They also harm the old man and call me a goblin. "

Wukong said: "Bark! You can’t be wrong that you are a goblin. ”

Good Wukong, stared,

The iron rod carried the sound of wind in one fell swoop,

“Puff”! Knocked the bone spirit down into the mountain stream and into the pit,

Sun Wukong was about to catch up,

Tang Monk’s face was as cold as ice:

“Wukong! You don't speak of compassion and kindness,

You don't listen to my teacher's words,

I lost three lives in a row,

The Buddha cannot tolerate the blame,

I don’t want a disciple like you anymore,

Go back to your Shuiliandong immediately! "

Bajie and Sha Seng stepped forward,

they all came to intercede for Wukong,

No matter what they said,

Tang Monk just refused.

Wukong thought: Master has been deceived by the goblin.

It is impossible to change his mind at this time

I have to do this. Act accordingly,

According to circumstances,

Thinking of this, I called my junior brother:

"You two must work together to protect Master from getting the scriptures and return early." . ”

Turns around to face Tang Monk, Wukong bows again:

“I have a sentence, master, keep it in mind,

Don’t mistake a human being for a monster, please take care of yourself, master. ,

I'm leaving. "Ouch!"

Bajie and Sha Seng felt sad.

Looking up, Wukong had already disappeared.

At this time, it was already dark. The wind was cold,

only three of them, the master and the apprentice, were left deserted.

They were about to find a place to stay for the night.

He heard "dang, dang,... "When" there were several bells ringing in the distance.

They walked forward following the sound of the bells.

They saw a temple well built with red bricks and green tiles.

On the horizontal plaque were written three characters: Tianfo Temple,

The three masters and disciples walked into the main hall.

Seeing the Buddha statue of Tathagata sitting on the lotus platform in the middle,

On both sides were eighteen Arhats with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, smiling.

The three masters and disciples hurriedly knelt down,

Secretly praying: "May the Buddha bless my disciples to turn dangers into good fortune, bring good luck in times of trouble, and ensure peace and stability when they go to the west."

Tang Monk is praying here,

Fiercely Hearing this, the Tathagata Buddha statue responded:

"Haha, I failed three times.

It won't take any effort to get you this time!

You You have fallen into a trap of my own.

Tang Monk, I don’t think you can escape this time.

I’ll take it down!”

(White) "Cha!"

Tang Monk looked up in surprise,

"Huh?" Seeing that the Tathagata Buddha statue had changed its description,

It was the trick A white-bone spirit who often creates mischief.

Looking again, the Eighteen Arhats have all changed.

The green faces and fangs of each one are particularly fierce.

The white-bone spirit is giving orders with a murderous look on its face.

All the goblins came over in a swarm,

Catch Tang Monk first,

Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk missed and were captured, and were unable to calm themselves down,

The White Bone Demon smiled triumphantly, and

called out to the Old Wolf Demon: "Old Wolf,

Go and invite my mother, the Immortal Golden Toad, to eat Tang Monk's meat.

I’ll give you a bone to taste when I come back.”

“Yes.” The old wolf spirit promised not to hesitate,

and ran out of the cave for a while.

Not long after, I heard the little demon shout:

(Bai) "Report! The old lady is here."

The white-bone spirit hurriedly left his seat and went out to greet:

"Mom, I invite you to eat Tang Monk's meat today,

I hope mom will live forever."

As he spoke, he ordered the little demon to operate immediately,

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The old demon said: "Come on, come on, let me see this Tang Monk first."

As she spoke, she came to Tang Monk and squinted her eyes:

"Well, you seem to be a very honest person.

How many disciples are there with you? What are their names?"

Tang Seng said: "Beside me There are three disciples."

(Bai) "Aren't these two?"

"The other one is Sun Wukong.

Because he was injured for a while. Three lives,

I drove him back to the Water Curtain Cave in the Huaguo Mountain."

The Bone Demon laughed when he heard this:

"Mom, this stupid monk. I'm still in the dark,

This is a stratagem to alienate my daughter,

I play tricks and change into human form,

I can lie, coax, and... Meng,

He fell into my trap."

"Oh! Can't they see through it?"

"Mom, you. Forgot, I can fake the real thing,

If you don’t believe it, I will change again.”

While talking, the white-bone spirit suddenly disappeared,

I saw another one. A young woman stood in front of him,

holding a basket of steaming steamed buns.

Tang Monk was stunned when he saw it.

His head felt swollen and buzzing.

In a blink of an eye, the girl turned into an old woman.

Tang Monk was stunned and shocked.

The old woman laughed wildly and disappeared again.

In front of her stood the gray-haired old man.

Looking again, the White Bone Demon has regained his true appearance.

Tang Monk woke up from a dream and his heart was pounding.

To the goblin: "You have deceived me again and again, which is a bit unfair.

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"Hey hey hey, isn't it fair? Our principle is to eat your flesh.

We want to eat your flesh. How can we do it without resorting to tricks? "

Tang Seng was stunned for a long time after hearing this.

He had no choice but to plead with the fairy:

"Fairy, I saved you three times. To take your life,

You should show mercy and let me escape. "

The White Bone Demon snorted and curled his lips:

"You really don't have a toothache when you talk.

We only talk about eating human flesh.

I don’t understand your compassion sutra. "

Besides, the old demon Jin Chan nodded,

asked Tang Seng: "Did you hear these words clearly?

If you want to influence fairies to do good deeds,

it is simply a fantasy! "

Tang Monk knew that his life was in danger.

He couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong:

"Wukong, I shouldn't mistake the monster for a good person.

We shouldn’t drive you back to Shuiliandong.

It’s too late to regret it now...”

(Bai) “Master, it’s not too late, Wukong is here! "

Ah! It turned out to be the old demon Jin Chan who was agreeing.

"噌"! He jumped on the throne and wiped his face,

immediately, the strange appearance disappeared The appearance changed,

It was the Monkey King, the Monkey King, who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

I saw him wearing a six-sided soft hat.

There is a flying dragon around the brim of the hat,

Purple gold hoops, dazzling,

A red cloak draped across the shoulders,

Tight pants and jacket, yellow cloud satin,

In the apron of the tiger skin war skirt,

the silk belt is tightly tied with a chain buckle,

the cowhide fast boots are stepped on,

holding a Ruyi Golden hoop,

He was so heroic and majestic

He shouted: "Where are the monsters going?" "

"Huh!" The iron rod went straight to the Bone Demon!

The demon said "Oh! Returning to greet them,

Sun Wukong struck one stick after another,

but all he saw was the stick rising, the stick falling, the stick sweeping, the stick passing, the stick knocking, the stick knocking, the stick poking, Withdraw the stick,

One stick after another is as fast as lightning and as fast as the wind, the stick is pressing against the white-bone demon

The demon dodges, spreads, soars, moves, jumps up and down, and moves to the left. Shaking right and left, swaying this way and that, leaning forward and back,

only has the ability to parry, but has no ability to fight back.

At this time, the big and small monsters howled,

and went up with a "hurrah".

Sun Wukong calmly shook his body,

but he saw, due east, due west, due south, due north, southeast, northeast, southwest, northwest, Front and back, left and right, up and down, there are Monkey King everywhere.

Some are untying Tang Monk, and some are untying Bajie and Sha Monk.

Tang Seng was surprised and happy at this time.

Called Bajie and Sha Seng:

"Quick, quick, quick, help your senior brother fight the monster!" "

Sha Monk is dancing with his Zen staff here,

Zhu Bajie holds his rake high in the air.

What kind of lion spirit, tiger spirit, lynx, wild dog, rabbit spirit ,

Scorpions, centipedes, and giant insects were all wiped out in a blink of an eye.

The White Bone Demon hurriedly escaped from the White Bone Cave.

How could Sun Dasheng allow the demon to escape again?

"Puff puff puff" spit out divine fire from his mouth,

"Huhuhuhu" surrounded the white-bone spirit,

It was thick and thick. The smoke rises, the flames rise,

Golden snakes are scurrying, the fireballs are red,

The white-bone spirit is burned by the divine fire and makes a sizzling sound,

reveals its true form, It was a pile of bones thrown on the ground.

Tang Monk was ashamed and ashamed at this time.

The kind-faced man called Wukong:

"Wukong, didn't you go back to Huaguo Mountain?

Why did you come here to fight the monsters?"

Wu Cao said: "I didn't go back to Huaguo Mountain at all.

I secretly protected my master and junior brother invisibly.

Beat the old demon Jin Chan to death first outside the cave,

went into the cave in her appearance."

Tang Monk said, "I made a lot of mistakes. It's my fault.

The monster is my teacher, and I can't tell the difference between a human and a monster."

Wukong said: "This is also a trick of the demon,

it is insidious and cunning. Human trap.

You must know that misidentification of human monsters will cause disasters.

Don’t distinguish between true and false.

Be careful when going to the West.

There is more than one white-bone spirit on the road!"

Tang Monk nodded and said, "Yes."

The four masters and disciples continued on their way.

This is exactly what happens. No matter how many changes the demons undergo,

Sun Wukong can see clearly with his fiery eyes and golden clear eyes.

He is wise, brave and mighty.

Dare to fight, dare to fight, dare to fight,

With the iron rod in hand, the devil will be pure,

Sweep away the "white-bone demons" from the world!