Jokes about spicy balsamic pot

Sister Mei is a love experience in our dormitory.

It is said that the boy who fell at her feet can fill the whole moat, but Mei Jie has a sack of experience and practical skills to the end.

As soon as we entered the freshman year, Sister Mei announced that she would have a good love in college, and she must not live up to this wonderful time.

But unfortunately, Sister Mei has never met her best CP.

Several other people in our dormitory were on and off. When everyone finally succeeded hand in hand, Mei Jie was still alone.

Therefore, Mei Jie, who has always been calm and determined, is a little impatient and intends to take the initiative to find true love.

It is said that Tanzhe Temple in Beijing is the most effective way of courtship. Sister Mei took me to the subway and then to the bus, and finally arrived at Tanzhe Temple.

In late autumn, Tanzhe Temple is very deserted. Occasionally, a few birds fly over the tall trees in the yard. Mei Jie stared at the legendary temple of karma, very depressed.

Just as we were about to go home, a Taoist priest came face to face and sincerely said to Mei Jie, Girl, you will have good luck in the near future.

Mei Jie is grateful and ambitious. Finally, the master took Mei Jie's 300 yuan money and left contentedly.

Shortly after Tanzhe Temple, Mei Jie met An Yan.

Speaking of An Yan, it is really another wonderful work of our school. He is a graduate student, two years older than us, majoring in mechanical engineering, but his spoken English is super good. He is a very popular teaching assistant and often gives you professional courses in various colleges.

An Yan is actually not handsome. He has thick black hair and his roots stand upright like ice. He wears a gray shirt and carries a backpack all the year round, shuttling through the campus. Although we don't have much contact with him, we have all heard of his wonderful deeds, such as a young genius, jumping three levels in a row to go to college, becoming an Olympic champion, and his English is good enough to translate subtitles for American dramas, and his emotional intelligence is low.

Mei Jie and An Yan had nothing in common, but I don't know what An Yan was crazy about this day, so she came to our professional class and sat next to Mei Jie.

Mei Jie always comes in when the bell rings and sits in the last row, which is convenient for sleeping and reading novels.

An Yan came later than Mei Jie. He sat down beside Mei Jie with a backpack, and then magically took out a bowl of chaos from his bag. This wonton looks like the third floor of the canteen. There is no shrimp in it, but a poached egg, steaming hot.

An Yan swished eating chaos, leaving a hand to take notes.

Mei Jie was stunned to see that he had eaten four wonton like this. Finally, he could not help but say, let me help you take notes.

Mei Jie's handwriting is very good. She practiced according to Pang Zhonghua's pen copybook in middle school, so An Yan was surprised when she returned her notes to Yan An. Your handwriting is really beautiful.

Mei Jie, who has always fought many battles and claimed to be untouched by a leaf among thousands of flowers, blushed.

Later, the two people were not ashamed and impetuous together.

After Mei Jie fell in love, she immediately changed from a proud young lady to a hardworking old lady.

An Yan's clothes, An Yan's notes and An Yan's breakfast were all wrapped up by Mei Jie.

We only know that the wizard An Yan is a special recruit and entered our school. After he came, he immediately studied for a master's degree. It's the kind with ridiculously high IQ and low EQ that makes people want to cry.

Mei Jie worships An Yan very much and thinks that many academic problems can be solved through him. Even watching him do advanced math problems is a pleasure. Besides, his style of teaching in English in class is really handsome.

Therefore, Sister Mei worked as hard as a lover and sister, taking care of Anyan in every possible way.

An Yan often forgets to have breakfast. Mei Jie changed her bad habit of staying in bed and got up early to buy him wonton. An Yan's own clothes are always untidy, so Mei Jie washes them by hand and gives them to his aunt for the night. Even Mei Jie often skipped classes just to take notes with An Yan.

An Yan was very grateful to Mei Jie at first, but later he gradually became a habit, and even often complained that Mei Jie was not considerate. These Mei sisters have put up with it.

In my junior year, not only did my schoolwork gradually increase, but many students were preparing to go abroad for postgraduate study.

An Yan, with high IQ and high credits, is a popular candidate for studying abroad, and the school even recommended him to be an exchange student in a certain country.

Mei Jie also began to study hard, memorizing words before buying breakfast for Anyan every morning.

I can't even take care of Anyan like a little princess.

The first quarrel between Mei Jie and An Yan was the day after Mei Jie stopped taking classes with An Yan.

On that day, An Yan had a very important professional class, and Sister Mei needed to take the IELTS test. After getting ready for Anyan, my sister Mei went to class.

When I was in class, Yan An called in a very bad tone. Where did you put my notebook that I often use? Why can't I find the notes I made last time?

Mei Jie ran outside the classroom, clutching the mobile phone in his backpack.

An Yanhou, I haven't carried that bag for several days, don't you know?

Avoiding the eyes of people around him, Mei Jie comforted him in a low voice. Sorry, I forgot.

An Yan hung up the phone, panting, and her mood was even worse.

But after the IELTS test, Sister Mei went to the streets completely.

After the exam, Mei Jie took the test paper and wanted to ask An Yan to help analyze the test questions.

An Yan has just finished helping foreign teachers, and three or five girls are around him, giving various suggestions on how to learn oral English well. A piece of Yingying Yan language made Mei Jie's eyes ache.

In addition, An Yan picked up Mei Jie's newspaper, swept her eyes and began to laugh. Your level is too low! Hahaha!

Those around him who have been complimenting him also looked at Mei Jie Gherardini. Embarrassed, Mei Jie grabbed her paper and turned away.

An Yan smiled at the back and said, You are so stupid. No wonder you got such a small score! I advise you not to take the exam and lower your average score.

Then the crowd burst into laughter.

Mei Jie returned to the dormitory in disgust, threw away the newspaper, ate three ice creams and tried to calm down.

Time and again, Mei Jie's admiration for An Yan has been declining, but Mei Jie's mood has not affected An Yan. He still goes his own way and enjoys the care of Mei Jie, but he is also sarcastic.

Later, An Yan's weight increased at a speed visible to the naked eye, but Mei Jie was no longer as cheerful and crazy as before.

This low-pressure cycle hung over Mei Jie until one day Mei Jie shouted three times in the dormitory: I want to break up with An Yan!

Then my sister Mei really broke up with An Yan. This relationship started with a bowl of wonton and ended with mala Tang.

Yes, their parting meal is spicy pot.

Mei Jie was single again and soon recovered. This time, Mei Jie vowed never to be a humble woman again, but to be an old demon who swept the men's world, and printed a banner, "Stay away from men with low emotional intelligence and princess disease" and hung it on the bedside as a warning.

But after that, Mei Jie didn't fall in love for a long time. On the contrary, she took part in more activity classes and internships, and even took part in several very difficult courses.

Seeing that Mei Jie is busy every day, we all feel a little distressed. We tried our best to invite her to a big meal to supplement her vitality, but Mei Jie refused.

The reason is that the painting club, English club and psychological counseling club I reported are too busy to have time.

When we were dumbfounded, Sister Mei had gone to the library with her bag on her back to look for information.

Finally, when the library closed in the afternoon, I blocked Mei Jie in the water room. Mei Jie, the best way to heal is to eat a big meal. Shall we eat Nanmen Snack Street from beginning to end?

Mei Jie paused, then smiled: Do you really think you are deeply hurt or paralyzed by your busyness?

Well, isn't it?

Mei Jie smiled charmingly. Am I the kind of person who can't stand the storm? It suddenly dawned on me. In this world, you don't have to compromise when you are strong, and you won't be afraid in your heart.

It turned out that since Mei Jie and An Yan were together, she was often pointed at by her classmates and talked about it in succession. This girl is different in length and average in ability. How can she climb the high branch of An Yan?

Even as friends of Anyan, we are often teased. You must take good care of our An Tiancai, he must be pampered.

Mei Jie's love adds a lot of pressure invisibly. Even she thinks that An Yan is a God-like being, which is the object that she should tolerate and worship.

The more she lowered herself, the more Anyan took it for granted. The equality and beauty of the two ceased to exist from the beginning. An Yan became an overbearing uncle and outspoken, while Mei Jie became a maid, humble and trying to please.

Mei Jie gnashed her teeth here, and finally one day it dawned on me. This kind of me is not really me, and this kind of love is not the love I want. An Yan, he is no longer suitable for me.

I am studying hard now and trying to enrich myself. In fact, I don't want to make the same mistake again, and I don't want to talk about a dignified love with an excellent man again.

I swear to be a "big woman" No matter how good a man is, I also want to say with confidence that I can fall in love with you or replace you!

This Mei Jie nature made me sit up and take notice, and I finally stopped worrying that Mei Jie would be upset in love.

In this way, the whole university, Mei Jie's love is only this one. Later, Mei Jie finally passed the IELTS test and went to her favorite university to study.

A few years after graduation, I met Mei Jie again. Mei Jie attended the party with a tall and handsome man and introduced him as her boyfriend.

A group of us are fighting, and Mei Jie's boyfriend is always by her side, smiling at Mei Jie drinking with us, joking with us, and even keeping a straight face when Mei Jie tells dirty jokes.

I was curious about what this person was, so I asked him, what do you like best about Mei Jie?

After thinking about it, the man loves her most: independence, self-improvement and intelligence. She is a very powerful woman, and she feels that nothing can beat her. The most terrible thing is that she makes me feel that she doesn't really need me, and she can support the world by herself. This makes me love her more, and even worry about losing her because I am not good enough. She is a woman that men can't live without.

After listening to this passage, I saw Mei Jie's confident smile again, and finally understood what she meant when she said, "I can fall in love with you or replace you".

In the contest of men's and women's feelings, the strong side is always the winner, and whoever is strong enough can dominate the situation. Just like Mei Jie, she finally became a woman that men can't live without. She is no longer the one who follows her talented boyfriend, running all the way, worrying about being left behind, and she will no longer feel dejected by the whispers of people around her boyfriend. She is the one who controls herself and her feelings.