A cold joke about accounting

A bank with a bad reputation recruited an accounting supervisor. During the interview, there was only one question: "What is one plus one?" None of the people who rushed to answer were admitted, only a silent candidate was selected. It turned out that after the crowd dispersed, he closed the doors and windows and put it in the manager's ear to answer, what do you think it should be?

mistake

When someone paid their salary, they found that a dollar was missing. He flew into a rage and questioned the accountant. The accountant said, "I gave you an extra dollar last month. Are you angry?" The man snapped, "the occasional mistake is completely understandable, but I can't stand this second mistake!" " "

Lack of sleep

An accountant was insomnia. He went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I can't sleep at night!" " "

The doctor said, "Have you ever tried counting sheep?"

Accountant: "Ah! This is the problem. I made a mistake when counting sheep. It took me three hours to find this mistake. "

rob

A company was in a tense operation when someone suddenly shouted: Nobody move! Robbery! Give me the money! !

In silence, someone patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death. I thought it belonged to the tax bureau."

check a ticket

Three engineers and three accountants went to a meeting in other places. When they got on the train, three accountants bought three tickets, but three engineers only bought one ticket. Accountants are confused. The engineer said, "You will know when you get on the train." As soon as the train started, three engineers crowded into a toilet. The conductor began to check in and finally went outside the toilet. She knocked at the door and said, "Check the tickets". Then the door opened a small crack and a ticket was handed out from it. After the meeting in other places, the accountant thought the engineer's method was very good when he came back, so he only bought a ticket. This time, the engineers didn't buy any tickets, and the accountants were puzzled. The engineer still said, "You will understand when you get on the bus." After getting on the bus, three accountants squeezed into a toilet and three engineers squeezed into the toilet on the other side of the carriage. Shortly after the train started, an engineer came out of the toilet and went outside the accountants' toilet. He knocked on the door and said, "Check in".

enlist

The company recruits senior accountants, and there are many job seekers. There is only one interview topic: when you take a taxi through a rugged mountain road, the tire suddenly breaks down and the taxi slides to a cliff. What would you do? Faced with the answers from many job seekers, the examiner shook his head again and again. Just when the examiner was depressed, I saw a man sweating and trotting in, saying he was a job seeker. The examiner showed displeasure and asked him why he was in such a hurry. The man said that he ran behind the bus to save the fare. As soon as the examiner's eyes lit up, let him answer the question at once. The man replied without thinking: "Tell the driver to turn off the meter immediately!" "Congratulations, you are hired, welcome to join our company!" The examiner hugged the man excitedly and talked enthusiastically.