English jokes about dogs

A man walks into a bar with a puppy. The bartender said, "Take the dog and get out of here!" " The man said, "but this is no ordinary dog ... this dog can play the piano!" " The bartender replied, "well, if he can play the piano, you can both stay ... and have a drink for free!" " So the man sat the dog on the piano stool and the dog began to play. Mozart's ragtime ... The bartender and customers are enjoying the music. Suddenly, a big dog ran in, grabbed the puppy by the back of the neck and dragged it out. The bartender asked the man, "What's going on?" The man replied, "Oh, that's his mother. She wants him to be a doctor. " A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender said to him, "dogs can't be brought in here. Please leave!" " "The man said to the waiter," This is not an ordinary dog, but it can play the piano! "The waiter replied," Well, if it can really play the piano, you can have a free drink here! " The man put the dog on the stool where he sat and played the piano. The dog began to play the piano, first ragtime music, then Mozart and other music ... The waiters and customers liked it very much. Suddenly, a bigger dog ran in, grabbed the puppy by the neck and dragged it out. The bartender asked the man, "What's that? The man replied, "Oh, that's his mother." She doesn't want her son to play music, but wants to be a doctor. "