I want polyphonic words, but I'm just kidding. Make it shorter.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

One day I went to a restaurant to eat jiaozi with a foreign friend.

The beautiful waitress came to ask. Friends always miss any opportunity to practice Chinese and say, "How much is your sleep?" ?

The young lady was very embarrassed, so she was very angry. I quickly explained that he was asking jiaozi how much.

.....

Jiaozi served it, and I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He invited another young lady. Is there a "program"?

The young lady said brightly, "Yes, what program do you want?"

"It's yellow ..."

1. Q: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

A: Chicken nuggets (quick)

Nicole Kidman (slow

2. Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

3. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

A person painted gold is a blockbuster (a golden person)

Jade told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (jade dad couldn't).

6. Eat with chopsticks (chopsticks to the population)

7. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart (

CoCo Lee, how much I love you ...)

8. What color can best imitate? -Red (Mill) Imitation

9.2 Which country has the largest army, China, Japan or the United States?

A: Japan ... There is a singer named Ayumi Hamasaki (soldier quick march) ~ ~ ~

10. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said, "Feed Yang, listen to Yin." (sheep phone eagle feed.

1 1. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty.

12. Celery was walking when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Then he hissed. What did you say he took out? That's celery dung (diligence)! ! ! What color is celery (vegetable) dung?

Answer: yellow.

Because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

13. Which Chinese character is the coolest?

A: thong (cool).