A joke about Christmas

1. Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

I can only spend Christmas alone this year. It's really hard to feel lonely. If only Santa Claus could send you to me ... I'm Saddam Hussein. Merry Christmas!

This charming Christmas, you hide at home and lay eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs and a small egg. Happy egg laying, pig! Santa Claus in red cotton-padded jacket, lush Christmas tree and golden bell caught our eyes early, which made us look forward to Christmas and gave us a reason to relax, be crazy and entertain!

There are stars everywhere on Christmas Eve, which is a blessing from Santa Claus. When every starlight touches your eyes, it will turn into gentle love to care for your sweet dreams until dawn! Merry Christmas to you!

5. Long time no see! I often think of you, and countless Christmas wishes, that friendship, that accumulated happy memories, that human affection, that warmth of heaven have finally brought us all. Merry Christmas to you!

6. My heart is like a snowflake in winter, falling slowly in this cold Christmas. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you. Let my heart dance with you on this Christmas Eve!

7. It's Christmas Day again. It's been several days. Dream of you, wake up and go to sleep; Sitting alone in a humble room, missing thousands of miles away; How could I miss you so much? SMS expresses my blessing: always happy, always smiling, always laughing!

Although I don't believe in Jesus Christ among foreigners, we can still take the opportunity to revel in foreigners' Christmas. Snow is falling, deer bells are ringing, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again. What a wonderful Christmas!

On such a warm and peaceful night, Santa Claus is hiding outside under the green Christmas tree and snickering. Go to sleep! My dear baby, wake up tomorrow morning and you will receive a beloved gift, including me!

10. The bell broke the peace and joy rippled everywhere. Another white Christmas, how desirable. May the silver chorus of the church gently brush your elegant skirt and let you feel my quiet and peaceful love!

1 1. Being with me for so long, I have nothing to give you, so yesterday I secretly used all my pocket money to buy you an old sock and hid it at the end of your bed. I hope it will surprise you. Stop shopping and go back and see if there are any. Merry Christmas!

12. Don't be silly, wait for Santa Claus? ! His old man won't come this year because he was scared by your smelly socks last year! Only I can accommodate you, holding my nose and saying Merry Christmas _

13. urgent notice: because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift (it's cold), but beware of thieves. Merry Christmas from Santa Claus. ..... Don't close the window, it's freezing!

14. Tell you seven ways to live a happy life. 1: Miss me more. 2. Contact me more. 3: Dream about me more. 4. Care more about me. 5. Love me more. 6. Take care of me. 7. The most important thing is to be with such a good me forever! Merry Christmas.

15. I miss you, two hearts embrace you, three hearts kiss you, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better and better, eight hearts are earth-shaking, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are unforgettable! Merry Christmas!