Funny English jokes about friends?

Your own soul, the feelings of your friends-these are the most attractive things in life. The following is what I compiled, welcome to read!

Tisch

Friends eat.

Husband said, Hu said to his wife, I invited a friend home for dinner.

What? Are you out of your mind? The house is in a mess. I didn't go shopping. All the dishes are dirty. I don't want to cook a big meal!

I know all this.

Then why did you invite a friend to dinner?

Because poor fools are thinking about getting married.

Invite friends to dinner

"Honey," the husband said to his wife, "I invited a friend to dinner at home."

"What? Are you out of your mind? Our house is in a mess. I haven't bought anything for a long time. All the dishes are dirty. Besides, I don't want to cook an exhausting dinner. "

"I know all this."

"Then why did you invite your friends back for dinner?"

"Because that poor fool is thinking about getting married."

extreme

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is enough for you?

Girlfriend: That's enough for me, but how do you survive?

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is enough for you?

Girlfriend: Yes, that's enough for me. But do you have money to live?

Tisso

New friend

One Sunday, when my wife Diana and I met a couple in church, we stopped to introduce ourselves and exchanged pleasantries. We described the friendly community where we lived, and listened sympathetically to them lamenting that their community was just the opposite.

One Sunday, when my wife Diana and I went to church, we met a newly married couple. So, we stopped to introduce ourselves to them and expressed the joy of getting to know each other. Our topic began to talk about neighbors, and we said how good our state was. We sympathize with them when they say that their neighbors are just the opposite.

After saying goodbye, we got in the car and drove home. When we got home, we were horrified to find that our new friend was driving into the driveway next to our home.

Later, we said goodbye to them and drove home. When we drove to the door, we were surprised to find that our newlyweds had parked in the parking lane across the wall.

Article 4

My friends just came to see me off. My friend just came to say goodbye.

There are three professors at the railway station. They are having a deep conversation. The train just arrived, but they didn't notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Please sit down!"

Three professors are waiting for the train on the platform. They talked with rapt attention. The train pulled into the station, but none of them noticed. At this moment, the conductor shouted, "Please get on the bus!"

The professors heard the guards and rushed to the train. Two of them got on the train before it started. The third one was left behind. It's Professor Egg Head. He looks worried.

When the professors heard this, they ran to the train quickly. Hardly had two of them got on the bus when the train left. Finally, a professor named Erhard missed the train and looked very anxious.

One of the professor's students is at the station. He tried to protect the professor. "It's not bad, sir," said the student. "Two-thirds of the people caught the train. That's good, you know. " "I know," said the professor. "But that's my train. My friends just came to say goodbye. "

One of the professor's students is also waiting at the station. He tried to comfort the professor: "sir, this is not too bad." Two of you have caught the train. You know, this is already very good. " "I understand," said the professor, "but I have to catch the train. They just came to see me off. "