Humorous sentences of men and women

1 I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

Whether you are doing well or not is unknown to others, but everyone knows when you are fat.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

What do you mean, don't die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person.

6. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

7. Some people are well-informed on the surface, but they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them.

8. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

9. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

10, am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk?

1 1. Life is like breathing. Breathing is for breathing, and sucking is for breathing.

12, after the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

13, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

14. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

15, I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can run through my life.

16, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

17, thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!

18, I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me.

19, one day you will meet a good girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money, and of course she doesn't want you!

20. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

2 1. There is no money in my wallet. What happened? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork!

22, the days have been tight, and today there is finally a luxury, spending 30% on video game selfies.

23. If you realize that you are not so important to others, you will be much happier.

24. As an optimistic person in others' eyes, you are probably hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

25, wardrobe clothes tens of millions, only new is the best!

26. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

27. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.

28. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

29. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

30. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

3 1. If you are willing to tear off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

33, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to.

You see, the rainbow on the other side despised me that day because I was brighter than it.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

36. People who travel all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

37. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

You can't tolerate me, not because your mind is too narrow, but because my personality is too great.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

40. I am really heartless and simple, thinking about how to harm people all day.

4 1, once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was difficult to get together and break up.

42. I would rather hit the wall than face the wall at home.

43. There are no constant promises, only endless lies.

Don't go so far, who can guarantee that you will live to that day.

45. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

46. The ancient world was dominated by one sword, but now it is a dissolute world.

47. Who can have such strong feelings for me as RMB?