The funniest humorous joke.

The fire was put out and the firemen began to collect their tools. A mother on the sidelines told her children.

Said, "See? After that, they will put away their toys. "

Most like dad

Father: "Who do you like best in our family?"

Son: "Dad."

Father: "Our family must love you the most, right?"

Son: "Dad."

Father: "Who is the best, you or our family?"

Son: "Dad."

Father: "Why do you always say hello to me?"

Son: "I'm afraid you will hit me."

morality

"Dad, what is morality?"

"What is morality? Wait, let me think. How can I explain it? For example: yes.

Someone left a wallet with 1000 yuan in the shop, and I found it. I took it all by myself.

What about this money? Or share it with the sales staff? It's called morality. "

childlike innocence

Son: "Dad, buy me an exercise book?"

Dad: "I don't have time today."

Not long after, my son took out a bottle of "Golden Award" brandy from the wine cabinet and handed it to his father.

In front of him, he said, "It's nothing. Please accept it from the section chief. "

Make a fuss about sth

Son: "Dad, please help me correct this composition!" " "

Dad: "That won't do. I know nothing about writing articles. Can I help you? "

Son: "You are lying. Why can't you do it?" . They say you are always there when you are selling fruit.

Make a fuss about the scale. "