Funny classic xiehouyu

1, fifteen buckets pump water seven times and eight times.

2. A sorghum has only one seedling in ten acres.

3. Freeze (move) hands and feet in winter1February.

4, wet hands and white noodles can not be photographed.

5. the Monkey King gave birth to a monkey spirit.

6, riding a donkey to see the song book.

7. The waist of the bamboo pole on the earthworm is not hard.

8. The grasshopper after autumn can't jump for a few days. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

9. The lame man's ass leans against the door.

10, the meat steamed stuffed bun hit the dog and never came back.

1 1, bathing in broth is so boring.

12, you can't smell it after a long time in the toilet. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

13, a man and a woman kiss each other.

14, stir-fried bean sprouts with lotus root silk.

15, someone was stabbed in the ass.

16, press the zipper on your ass-open the back door.

17. There is no way to hang curtains on the wall.

18. Draw grasshoppers on the wall-you can't jump.

19, cross the river by feeling the stones and try to figure it out.

20. Wheat straw is packed in sacks.

2 1, the stone in the pit is smelly and hard.

22. The flowers in the toilet don't smell good.

23. It is difficult for a clay idol to cross the river.

24. The son-in-law sleeps with his mother-in-law according to his conscience.

25, donkey dung eggs have hair on the outside (looks good on the outside, but it's not so good inside).

26. The fire is hot on the ground (in the wild).

27. Carpenters make their own clips.

28, ponytail tofu is not mentioned (can't afford it).

29, wasp bites donkey ball to collect guy.

30. The words (solid) can't get wet even when ants pee on books.

3 1, blindfolded donkey grinding around.

32. The donkey in the mill knows to turn around.

33. Offering a cow's hoof will make your horns (feet) big.

34. The tree is short of money.

35. Digging yam in the grass grave (graveyard) doesn't understand the bulb (meaning nothing).

36. A lazy toad crossed the threshold, and his ass hurt his face. (provided by autumn rain break)

37. Rotten wood as a memorial tablet is not serious material.

38. Twenty cents to buy vinegar is poor.

39. Two wives have four (yes) doors on their hips.

40. The mouse got into the bellows and suffered indignities at both ends.

4 1, the mouse pulls the big head at the back. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

42. The old tortoise is determined to eat this weight.

43. The old man was sad to walk on the wooden bridge.

44, bamboo tube ignition care

45, bamboo tube air to air

46. See a hole in the sky in a bamboo tube; Not widely seen.

47. It is bitter for a pig to be thrown into a well.

48. Pigs have acne and nausea

49, pig skull die don't begin to understand

50. The meat on pigs is fat and thin.

5 1, the pig's head hanging on the pepper tree is disgusting

52, lard into the tank fainted (meat)

53, bamboo insect bite bamboo root mutually assured destruction

54. It's not cost-effective to prop up the boat with bamboo poles.

55. Bamboo poles can't hit the moon.

56. It is difficult to turn over when sleeping on a bamboo pole; Can't turn over

57. It is not easy for Pig Bajie to play with broadsword.

58, pig eight quit to beat black boy complacent.

59. Zhu Bajie knows nothing about gobbledygook.

60. Pig Bajie went down the mountain (monkey)

6 1, Zhu Bajie opened the curtain and appeared in front of him.

62. Pig Bajie is not alone in the mirror.

63. Pig doesn't sit in his cell for nothing.

64. Pig Bajie dreamed of marrying a wife and thinking about good things; Thinking beauty

65, pig nose with green onions (like)

66. Camels stand out in the pigsty.

67. Pig's mouth watered at the sight of white.

68. Pig Bajie beat the soldiers in the slum with a broadsword.

69. Pig Bajie eats watermelon alone

70. Zhu Bajie ate the dates.