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I understand the reason, but I am unreasonable.

First, the greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

Second, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?

Third, don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

fourth, what happened to Fat? Did you eat your rice?

5. Is your IQ at the level of prenatal education?

I understand the truth, but I'm unreasonable.

Seven, grow your face and wipe your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is.

8. Who are you making that expression with? Is the loan I owe you due or something?

9. Life is full of hardships, and there are many people who embarrass me. Who are you?

1. If you don't cherish me now, you can't afford me in the future.

eleven, if life is in the wrong direction, stopping is progress.

12. There is still a long way to go. Don't be too crazy. You may never know who will be brilliant in the future.

Thirteen, don't joke with me if you can't figure out my temper.

Fourteen, it's the first time to be a man. Why should I let you

fifteen, drag less in front of me like 258 thousand, put on a pOSE, and then put on 13

sixteen, which is your own sun, without relying on anyone's light?

XVII. I am who I am. I am crazy when I am happy, and I am quiet when I am unhappy.

18. In the face of those people with cheap mouths, either ignore them or fight back boldly.

19. You can have nothing, but you can never be worthless!

twenty, ordinary but not mediocre, simple and not simple life

twenty-one, when I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you

twenty-two, if one day you die, you must die in disgrace.

Twenty-three, if you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future.

Twenty-four, I can talk to you with a smile and tell you what the rules are.

25. No matter how awesome the co-pilot, it is better to hold the steering wheel by yourself.

twenty-six, not much material, just rely on yourself

twenty-seven, learn to be a tough girl, without affectation, hair loss, cowardice, how to live proudly.

twenty-eight, don't compare, don't expect. Quietly wait for tomorrow!

twenty-nine, there is no need to look back to see who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite him back?

3. Why didn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?

31. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

thirty-two, it is not difficult to do, not difficult to do.

thirty-three, your toilet cleaner and Fu Yanjie are the same usage.

34. The only constant in the world is that everything is changing.

35. I never swear. Because I have better hands-on ability.

thirty-six, "Why are you so strong?" "Will someone sympathize with me if I am weak?"

Thirty-seven, the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.

38. Never keep what you should give up and never let go of what you should cherish.

forty, what brand of plastic bag are you, so you can hold

forty-one, without the princess's life and illness, but with a queen's heart ~

forty-two, don't play hard with me, if you decide, show your courage to persist.

forty-three, smiling faces are too much, and I am used to being sick!

forty-four, no matter good or bad, thank you for meeting everything ...

forty-five, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, waving goodbye

forty-six, isn't life just ups and downs, ups and downs?

Forty-seven, I really envy your skin. It's so well maintained.

Forty-eight, I taste the ups and downs, and I carry the joys and sorrows myself.

Forty-nine, sprinkle rice on the keyboard, and the chicken moves more coquettishly than you.

fifty, we walk so fast that our souls can't keep up.

fifty-one, you are really different from other coquettish bitches. You are just a bitch, not coquettish.

fifty-two, there is no one to help you when you fall, and there are plenty of animals watching your jokes.

fifty-three, simplify, make life easier.

fifty-four, you are so good at wrangling, come with me to work at the construction site. 221 talk about mood sentence: I understand all the reasons, but this thing of emotion is unreasonable

1. I have heard of inspirational, I understand all the reasons, and I also drink chicken soup, but I am still stupid.

2. You have to admit that money can solve more than 95% of the troubles in your life.

3. It is said that girls have only four wishes: to get something for nothing, not to learn skills, to love each other and not to get fat.

4. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

5. A lover who has changed his heart is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it away.

6, people are really strange. You can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, or you can feel that the world is beautiful in an instant because of one sentence.

7. Don't say whether it is suitable or not. A one-dollar lighter can light 1,-dollar cigarettes.

8, we are all stubborn, one won't stay, the other won't turn back

9, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for

1. I understand all the reasons, but this thing of affection is unreasonable. Absolutely unreasonable fzl quotations

1. I chase it with Cupid's arrow, and you fly in bulletproof vest!

2. Your acting skills are not good, or I exposed them too early

3. Every ant has a home.

4. Who will bully you in the future? Let me destroy him on behalf of the moon.

5. When I was young, I played hide-and-seek. I always waited for them to hide, so I went straight home.

6. If anyone bullies you in the future, tell me and I will beat you for him

7. It's normal for a mad dog to bite you, but it's not normal for you to bite it back.

8. I have a photographic memory of you, but you have a photographic memory of me.

9.

1. Uncle PLA, why are you cuckolded?

11. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our men's prison.

12. I just want to sleep. Miscellaneous things are older than crossing!

13. Sister, what's the matter? I feel a little bloated. I'm in a particularly good mood

14. Is it easy for me to be pushed by the first knife or to enter the room newly?

15. Blame me for being too young to see whether a man or a dog is clear.

16. The Jianghu is dangerous, so I will withdraw if I can't.

I don't know you very well. It's okay. Play a video. Be your TV. People come out with one click

18. Love is bottomless, but I'm not the Monkey King.

19. Men and women are almost the same. It's just that men have grown something

2. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

21. When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success ...

22. The biggest wish is to eat all the delicious food

23. The little earth is safe and doesn't need superman.

24. I haven't looked at the red light when crossing the street since I bought insurance.

25. Don't even think about me. You wake me up when I sleep.

26. Summer is not good. When I am poor, I don't even have to drink the northwest wind ...

27. People will change. I am ever-changing.

28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

29, God bless, the final exam, no more, no less, just pass. I know all the reasons, but it doesn't make sense to be emotional.

1. For the rest of my life, the snow will be you, the plain will be you, the poor will be you, the splendor will be you, the tenderness in my heart will be you, and so will my eyes.

2. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring about you, the person you miss is thinking about you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows knows you better!

3. We can quarrel and delete friends, but you can't help but understand my duplicity and my small temper, and you can't stop making up with me.

4. We don't have a special story. We are just the luckiest accidents in each other's lives.

5. If you can give me a lifelong love, I will definitely give you a company that will never give up.

6. I think you can't compete with me if it's colder than Gao Gao, but if I like you, you will win.

7. Being in love is a matter for two people. One person can't be serious while the other person is playing single.

8. Actually, it's very simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

9. The most beautiful love story is that the person you love most plans you in the future of Ta.

1. There will always be someone in your life to let you know why you and others have no results.

11. A good play always starts at the finale; The right person always appears at the end.

12. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad you are, I like them all.

13. All suitability is mutual accommodation and change between two people. No two people are naturally suitable, and two people work in the same direction, which is the best love.

14. What is undivided attention? You have no choice, but you have a choice. If you choose, you will no longer choose, and it will always be you.

15. I know all the reasons, but feelings are unreasonable.