450-word joke before class

Both husband and wife are accountants. One day they bought cosmetics. The husband said that the treatment method is included in the maintenance fee. The wife was furious and said, how can this be regarded as alimony? Should be included in intangible assets!

A man wearing a doctor's graduation gown and a doctor's square hat came to an accounting firm with a suitcase and said to the accountant, I can't find a job. Can the tuition I paid be counted as investment failure tax exemption?

An accountant was insomnia. He went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I can't sleep at night!" " "

The doctor said, "Have you ever tried counting sheep?"

Accountant: "Ah! This is the problem. I made a mistake when counting sheep. It took me three hours to find this mistake. " (Poor accountant)

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