Who is Xiaoming?

Who the hell is Xiaoming? Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.

One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! !

1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

2. During the ten years of Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, missing two. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid. ...

Excuse me, where is jiaozi? .....

During ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Wang Xiaoming lived a carefree life ... Why?

4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay?

5. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13 floor again ... why?

6. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely?

7. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert ... Why didn't he go back this time?

Answer:

1. Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..

2. jiaozi sticks to the lid of the lunch box. ......

3. Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box .....

4. Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiaoming .....

5. Because there is no14th floor. .....

6. Because Xiaoming is a camel .....

7. Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. .....

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you idiot! 」

The teacher asked Xiaoming questions in class, but Xiaoming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming

Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

When Xiaoming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. In a rage, he picked up bamboo and smashed it.

When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it?

At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

Xiaoming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and he begged him to stay a few more days.

The person in the bank said: Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers;

The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...

Xiaoming: Do I need to return it?

Banker: No, you will become Tinker Bell.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, after picking the fruit, we can wash it together, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

Xiaoming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

Once, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said "I don't know" and the teacher told him to go home and ask his family.

When Xiao Ming came home, he asked his mother what one plus one equals. Mom is playing mahjong and says "burnt". He went to ask his father. Dad is reading the newspaper and saying "President of Iraq". Xiao Ming went to ask his brother who was watching baseball TV and said, "Well played, one more.". He went to ask his brother, and he said, "It's so simple, I don't know this."

The next day, Xiaoming went to school, and the teacher asked him how much one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said "burnt" and the teacher asked "Who told you?" "Iraqi President" Xiao Ming said that the teacher slapped him in the face, and Xiao Ming said, "Well played, one more." The teacher pulled him to the principal's office, and the principal asked, "How much is Xiaoming plus one?" "It's so simple, I don't know this."

Xiaoming's family has three sons. The eldest is Daming, the second is Erming, and the third is what?

Answer: The third child's name is Sanming (or something else).

Where's Xiaoming? A: Xiao Ming is a daughter! !

Xiaoming and Xiaohua are telling cold jokes at the seaside. Why are they all dead?

Because of the tsunami.

When Xiaoming did something wrong, his mother asked Xiaoming to kneel in front of the Buddha statue and wait for the Buddha statue to let him go.

Then my mother went to do something else. Who knows that when mom came back from work, she found Xiao Ming missing. Mother asked Xiaoming, "Did the Buddha promise to let you go? He can't talk. "

Xiaoming: Guanyin said yes.

Xiaoming: What's the temperature today?

Xiaohua: 3 degrees below zero!

Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold.

Xiao Ming skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "Xiao Ming left in frustration. The next day, Xiaoming skipped to the bakery. "Boss, are there a hundred buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still don't have it." "I see. . . "Xiao Ming left in frustration again. On the third day, Xiaoming skipped to the bakery. "Boss, are there a hundred buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "Xiao Ming took out his money:" Great, I want two! " "

The ants went to the desert. Why didn't he leave footprints on the beach, but only a line? Xiaoming: Because it rides a bike! The ant came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah! Xiaoming: I saw his bike parked downstairs.

Xiaoming: What is that man doing?

Xiao Fang: He is shaking.

Xiao Ming: Why is he trembling?

Xiao Fang: He is cold.

Xiao Ming: Oh, shivering doesn't lead to cold drawing.

Xiao Fang: ...

Xiao Qiang: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

Xiaoming: Call for help!

Xiaoming: I used to suffer from schizophrenia, and now we have all recovered.

Xiao Ming is a very mixed child. His father was worried about his grades and told him to give him a wish if he was admitted to a good junior high school.

So Xiao Ming was very serious, and as a result, he was admitted to a famous junior high school.

His father said, I can give you a wish.

Xiao Ming said: Can I have any wishes?

His father said: Yes, anything can be promised!

Xiao Ming said, then I want three feathers of different colors.

His father thought it was strange. Why does Xiao Ming want nothing but three feathers of different colors? However, he went to find three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming. Xiaoming is very happy.

After entering junior high school, Xiao Ming is still very mixed up and doesn't study. His father is worried about him again. He can't get into a good high school.

So he told Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming was admitted to a good high school, he would give Xiao Amin his wish.

Hearing this, Xiao Ming began to study hard. Sure enough, Xiao Ming was admitted to an ideal high school.

His father told him that he could give him a wish.

Xiao Ming asked: Can you really make a wish?

His father said: yes, anything can be promised ~ ~

Xiao Ming said to his father, then I want three feathers of different colors.

His father thought it was strange. Why does Xiao Ming want three feathers of different colors? However, he went to find three feathers of different colors for Xiao Ming. Xiaoming is very happy.

Later, when he went to high school, Xiao Ming still didn't study and played every day. His father is very nervous, afraid that he will not be admitted to the university.

Just tell Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming is admitted to a good university, he can have a wish.

Hearing this, Xiao Ming began to work hard again. Later, the college entrance examination was released, and sure enough, Xiaoming was admitted to a good university.

His father said, I can give you a wish.

Xiao Ming said: Can you really make a wish?

His father said: Yes, anything can be achieved.

Xiao Ming said, I want three feathers of different colors.

Xiaoming's father thinks it's strange. Why does Xiao Ming want three feathers of different colors instead of others? But it's not difficult anyway. Dad gave him three feathers of different colors, and Xiao Ming was very happy.

Later, he went to college, and Xiaoming rode around every day.

One day, Xiaoming had a car accident. After being taken to the hospital, his father went to see him.

The doctor said Xiao Bright died.

His father said to Xiaoming: Before you die, I can give you another wish.

Xiao Ming said: Can you really make a wish?

His father said: Yes, anything can be achieved.

Xiao Ming said, I want three feathers of different colors.

Xiao Ming's father wants to say that after giving Xiao Ming feathers this time, he must ask why Xiao Ming always wants three feathers of different colors.

Later, Xiaoming's father found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiaoming.

Xiao Ming felt very happy when he got it.

Xiao Ming's father asked him: Xiao Ming, you always wanted three feathers of different colors, and I gave them to you. Then you have to tell me why you want three feathers of different colors.

Xiao Ming said: Because .......... is for ..........................

Then Xiao Ming died.

Xiaoming borrowed an eraser from Xiaohong, but Xiaohong didn't. Xiaoming said he would kill him. Xiaohong thought about it and lent it to Xiaoming. The next day, Xiaohong died. ...

Actually, Xiaoming's surname is Huang.