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Classic sentences satirizing officialdom

1, people die, people are dangerous, people are unpredictable, people are thin and cool, people take tea to cool, and people's minds change.

2. Worry about the world first, and enjoy the world afterwards.

3. Life is like a reverse journey, and I am also a pedestrian.

4, Zhumen wine stinks, and the road has frozen bones.

5. Since ancient times, every autumn has been sad and lonely. I say autumn is better than spring.

6. Farmers starve to death even if there are no idle fields in the four seas.

7. A wise man's mouth is hidden in his heart, but a fool's heart is in his mouth.

8. A strong business woman doesn't know how to hate her country, and Youjiang sings backyard flowers.

9. The bamboo whispers that the laundry girl returns, and the lotus leaves bend in front of the fishing boat. Spring spring might as well give it a rest, and the autumn sun can stay on the hills for a long time.

10, listen to you, it is better to study for ten years. I benefited a lot from talking to you today.

1 1, Chang 'an looks back and embroiders in piles, and the top of the mountain opens a thousand times.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night.

13, day after day, Jincheng silk tube, half into the river wind and half into the clouds. This kind of music should only be in heaven, where can I hear it several times?