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Classic joke:

Monk Tang forgot to bring a USB flash drive when he was studying for Buddhist scriptures. As a result...

Tang Monk and his disciples went through eighty-one hardships and finally saw the Tathagata. The Buddha seeks the true scriptures.

The Tathagata asked: "Have you brought the USB flash drive?"

Tang Monk Master and Disciple: ...

The Tathagata asked again: "Where is the mobile hard drive?"< /p>

Tang Seng’s Master and Disciple: …

Tathagata continued to ask: “IPOD can also be used.”

Tang Seng’s Master and Disciple: …

Tathagata Sighed: "Then you go back the same way, I will send it to you on QQ!"

Tang Seng:... If I had known that I would just add you on QQ, why would I go so far?

Tathagata responded: "If you think you want to add more, add it. I am often invisible! Finally, Tathagata also said: Do you have a psp?"

Tang Monk: … …

Tathagata: How do you entertain yourself on such a long journey?

Tang Seng’s master and apprentice: Fight monsters and upgrade...

Tang Seng went back and added Tathagata QQ.

Transmitting data...

Tathagata: Why is it so slow? What kind of network do you have?

Tang Seng: The company’s network...

Tathagata:... Come again, bring a USB flash drive