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Funny joke

1 In order to show his concern for his subordinates, Mr. Lei suddenly entered the canteen at half past six. In the canteen, he saw Sandy and Ray standing in front of a big soup pot and said, "Let me taste this soup!" "

But ... the strategist said,

Ray damage:' But what? "Give me a spoon" ... then he took a long drink and cursed angrily: "Damn it! How can you help people drink this! ! ! This is simply a pot of water! "

Military adviser: "I want to tell you." ... "But you've tasted it ..."

2. The math teacher asked Lei Lei, "We are going to learn subtraction today!" ! For example, Susu has five pieces of barbecue, but you secretly took 1 piece from there. "How many pieces are left?"

Boss lei:' n yuan!'

The teacher was angry:' Why five dollars? 5- 1=4! '

Boss Lei:' Because I ate his barbecue, he will cut me into n pieces!'

3. Yang Naively asked: What should I do if I step on the firearms of thunder in the battle? Su Meng was really furious:' What can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it'

On a dark night, six and a half minutes later, his disciples were rushing into the army when suddenly they found a little light in the distance. Immediately report to boss lei: "if we don't change our direction, we will meet those people!" 」

Hearing this, Boss Lei immediately called "Huhu! I'm ray across the street. ...

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