Homophonic ancient poems, homophonic couplets, homophonic jokes.

Joke: 1 A college student handed over a piece of paper, which read: there is a little field in Nongfu Spring.

2. After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

3. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

The coach said, "Class One kills chickens, Class Two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge for you."

One kind of shooting, the other kind of bombing. Let me show you. )

4. A foreign girl married to China. At breakfast, she was told, "Dip it."

She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!"

Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

Classical poetry

1. Liu Zhi Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

2.

Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

antithetical couplet

1. Lotus (pity) is bitter in heart,

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

2. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou)

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

3. Master Gu Shang (monk)

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

4. Lantern lanterns, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

5. Living in a pagoda, watching Kongming and complaining that it is difficult to travel around the river.

The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

(Jiang Wei-Jiang Wei, Lu Bu-Lu Bu, Cao Chao-Cao Cao)