12 constellation joke story.

[Aries] 5-year-old Aries loves to watch Military World and is fascinated by combat aircraft. He couldn't help shouting, "Look! I must have one in the future! " Dad's answer to this question is always: "Not as long as I live." One day, Aries was talking to children, and a fighter plane flew through the air. He excitedly pointed and shouted, "Look! I want to buy one-as soon as my father dies. -Finally, Aries, known as the "God of War", has a huge hobby. What he said was really 9 1 1. [Taurus] Calves want to make big money since childhood. He heard from his father that writing a manuscript can make a fortune. So eight-year-old Niu Niu wrote her first novel, but she didn't know where to send it, so she asked her father. Dad said, "send it where there is more money." "Then, Niu Niu found a big envelope, put the manuscript in, sealed it, put a stamp on the upper right corner, and then wrote seven words on the envelope:" China People's Bank. "-that's good. I found the bank owner in China. You have no economic mind. Who else knows? You are not only gold, but also good! [Gemini] The 6-year-old Gemini has started reading Lu Xun and is watching The True Story of Ah Q ... One day, she played with her 25-year-old aunt and scratched her hair. Aunt said angrily, "don't touch my head!" " Little Gemini said solemnly, "Monk, I can't move? ! "-don't lose is a well-read Gemini, this realm has been around since childhood. What's even more rare is that he will "apply what he has learned" in a funny way! If Lu Xun knew that someone understood his masterpiece in this way, he would be "never satisfied" than Lu Yi! [Cancer] Sister Cancer and the little brother next door have been friends since childhood. One day, they played house together, and her little brother said to her, "When we grow up, we will really get married. Will you marry me? The cancer doll thought for a moment, shook her head and said, "I want to be with you." "Even so, I still can't marry you. My father always said, rich water does not flow out of outsiders. Besides, you see, our girls only marry their own. My mother married my father, my aunt married my uncle, and my grandmother married my grandfather. It's really touching to pay attention to the family to this extent. However, if this is the case, children with cancer will definitely be disabled! Leo: One day in class, the teacher asked the 4-year-old lion, "Who is the king of beasts?" The little lion confidently replied, "of course it's the director of the zoo!" Not bad. When I was in kindergarten, the personnel organization was so clear that I was definitely a general. [Virgo] The substitute teacher said to the students, "Zhiming has five oranges, Yuan Yuan gave him 10, and he gave Xiao Pang seven. How many are there in Zhi Ming? " No one in the class can answer such a complicated question. Finally, the little virgin said, "Our teacher used apples when teaching us arithmetic." -Why does Virgo always pay attention to some non-topics when facing problems? No wonder when you are an adult, everyone says that you love to make a mountain out of a molehill, worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries, and worry too much. [Libra] One day, the little Libra said to his younger brother, "Brother, ask your mother for money to buy ice cream!" " ""Why don't you ask your mother for it? You are not ignorant, she is not only my mother, but also your mother! " "Yes, but you have known her longer! "-Sure enough, a social expert knew how to deal with things at an early age. [Scorpio] Scorpio baby was naughty when he was a child, and his father beat him very hard. He gritted his teeth and endured the pain, unwilling to ask his father for mercy. Later, he firmly declared: "You fight, how to fight, but I swear to you, I will definitely get back at your grandson in the future. "-absolutely, the gentleman revenge ten years not late, don't lose the master of revenge. [Sagittarius] "Son," the father said to the Sagittarius baby, "you just failed in your freshman year. I have studied for a year, and my arithmetic has just reached 10. What can I do after this? " "When boxing referee. "He loves sports. No matter what adversity he is in, he is always an out-and-out optimist. [Capricorn] Little Capricorn: "Today the teacher taught us to say' yes, sir' and' no, sir'. "Father:" Have you learned? "Little Capricorn:" No, sir. "Father:" You can't call your father Mr. "Capricorn:" Yes, sir. "-I really don't understand why he always listens to the teacher so much. He always studies very seriously and is very rigid. [Aquarius] In the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, the small water bottle wrote: A long time ago, there was an old man named Arabia. One day, he went out to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a Cape of Good Hope coming straight at him. He was so scared that he started to run to Nagoya and soon closed Macao. -Alternative! Aquarius, like his good friend Gemini, will never hand in a blank sheet of paper. Even if he doesn't know the answer, with his top creativity and imagination, his answer will certainly have the effect of "no surprises, no end". [Pisces] One day, I took a bus with my male classmate in high school because that classmate was fat and untidy. Soon after getting on the bus, I met my little sister Pisces next door and said to my classmate in a childish and lovely voice, "Aunt, you can take this seat. "My classmate thought it was strange why this little sister gave her seat to him, so she asked curiously," Why did you give your seat to your big brother? "I didn't expect Miss Pisces to answer confidently:" The teacher said to give up her seat when she saw pregnant women! " The whole car was in an uproar. The students are ashamed. At that moment, I finally understood why people often say that the kindness of Pisces is sometimes a burden. There are two kinds of good people, one is a bad good person, probably referring to Pisces, a compassionate person!