Xiao Ming's joke story about buying mineral water

This man is vain no matter how young he is. It has always been my dream to drink mineral water once. Whenever I see someone drinking mineral water in the street, I take a peek. I really envy those rich people.

Yesterday, I got paid. After fierce ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to buy myself a bottle of mineral water to drink tomorrow.

I didn't tell my parents. They will definitely stop me when they know. I don't want them to worry. I was so excited that I didn't sleep well all night.

The next day, I stayed in the mineral water shop in the city center for two and a half hours. Low-key style and luxurious decoration, I was completely shocked! I walked into the shop with anxiety. The 8-square-meter business hall is as luxurious as the outside, and the friendly salesperson warmly received me.

Maybe I'm too nervous. I asked weakly, "Can I try?" I blushed as soon as I finished, and I felt so depressed. But the waiter was not surprised, oh! By the way, maybe mineral water is worth a try. After all, the price of two yuan a bottle does not mean buying.

I excitedly took the mineral water and carefully unscrewed the bottle cap. At this time, I have forgotten my manners and greedily took a sip. The refreshing taste is not comparable to tap water. The beautiful salesgirl enthusiastically explained to me the composition and making process of mineral water.

During the conversation, I learned that he just graduated from Seoul National University in South Korea with a double master's degree in international trade hotel management. After returning home, she turned down a great opportunity to wash dishes in a fast food restaurant and came to work in a mineral water store. I am also gratified by her wise choice. After all, entering a mineral water store is the dream and pursuit of many generations.

Take out 4 yuan with your body temperature when you leave, that is, two bottles of money! I was about to walk out of the shop when the salesgirl shouted to me, "Sir! Your mineral water! " I smiled and replied, "It's your mineral water!" .

Walking in the street, I drank mineral water to my heart's content, and pedestrians on the road cast envious eyes on me. I also felt that life had a new dawn.

At home, I was so excited that I couldn't help taking a selfie with mineral water. Because the light of mineral water is too dazzling, I am afraid that some lawless elements will stare at me. After all, this is not a good thing for social security, and I didn't send a circle of friends in the end.

All right, that's it. Don't tell anyone that I have drunk mineral water. I think it's narcissism and pretentiousness.