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Ma Baoguo, a scholar of Qi and Lu, rarely had a heroic spirit. He failed to learn literature at first, so he learned martial arts and studied Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu. At that time, a sorcerer Gai heard Baoguo's name. He was shocked when he saw purple energy on his face. He suspected that he was a god. Baoguo laughed and said, this is caused by my Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu.
At that time, there was no martial arts, but Ma Baoguo was as tall as martial arts. He learned from traditional martial arts, practiced it when he used it, and hid it when he gave it up. He stayed respectful and upheld his ambitions, was open-minded, and studied Ma's martial arts. Woohoo, Bruce Lee is gone, Wu doesn't care. Thirty years later, when Ma Bao came out of the country, martial arts was spread again.
There was a nursery rhyme in the city at that time: a mother had an only son, who was dull and inhuman, holding a precious jade in his mouth, and transformed his hair into an alms bowl.
Some people may say that this is a dream of Red Mansions. No, this prophecy means Ma Baoguo. What’s the explanation? A mother who has an only son and no daughter is called a horse. Being dull is not like a human being. A dull person is called a baby. Holding a precious jade in the mouth is a sign of the state, and it is also a symbol of the state to follow the transformation of hair.
The unfinished world is a Hunyuan, the birth of all things is a Tai Chi, and Ma’s Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu is named after this.
Everything in the heaven and earth is rational, and it is endowed with Qi. When the Qi is clear, it rises and is called the Tao. When the Qi is turbid, it descends and is called the vessel. The Tao is invisible, but the weapons are tangible. The Tao is endowed with Ma's martial arts, which means connecting, transforming and developing.
Confronting the enemy is called connecting, following the connecting is called transformation, and transformation is called sending out. Those who receive and transform hair cannot stop learning for a moment.
The masters of martial arts in the world have the three concepts of connecting, transforming and releasing.
The leadership of all martial arts is transformed into wise countermeasures, benevolent conduct, and courageous victory. If you combine all three of them, you will be invincible.
Ma Baoguo said, I will examine my merits three times a day, how will they be connected, how will they be developed, how will they be transformed? These three are the outlines of my study, which I, as a student, must not know.
Someone may ask: "Everyone can practice the art of receiving and transforming hair, how can it be done?"
Ma Baoguo said: "Yes."
"Studying martial arts without learning to connect and transform hair is like trying to catch a fish by relying on wood."
A scholar explained it: the order of martial arts, learn to connect and then send out, send out and then transform, transform. However, everything is invincible. This is the foundation of Ma's martial arts, and this is the ultimate in martial arts. If you learn the basics, you will be short-term. There is no one who can raise a son and then marry someone. Isn't it true that it is originally chaotic but will not be cured at the end? What is thick is thin, and what is thin is thick, but it is not there!
To connect means to respond to the enemy, to transform and turn around, just like when water falls, it follows the force of gravity. In response to the ever-changing enemy, you want to be invincible against the enemy.
Whoever catches it, I can catch it with my hands. Once the connection is complete, the transformation can be achieved and achieved; when the transformation is achieved, the release can be achieved and won.
Ma Baoguo said, What a shame, martial virtue has not been passed on for a long time. Someone with a weak title bullies me and attacks me. How can I be aggressive? I have no choice but to fight back.
The "Poetry" says that the strong men of the country are seeking to attack and protect the country. They are strong and strong in protecting the country. The connection is transformed into the enemy, the attack is the enemy. Be strong and protect the country, but you will never be victorious! "Those who are like cutting and discussing are a martial arts competition; those who are like polishing are self-cultivation; those who are connected and transformed are the Taoists; those who attack the enemy are majestic; those who are strong and protect the country but ultimately invincible are martial powers. The most powerful person is invincible.
Tai Shigong said: "The Poems" states: "The high mountains stand still, and the scenery stops moving." "Although I can't come, I still yearn for it. I looked at Ma's words and wanted to see him as a person. At Station B, I watched the ghosts and animals protecting the country. Netizens made up jokes to imitate his words. The world's Internet celebrities are so popular that at that time, Honor, it’s nothing. Baoguo Buyi, a scholar from the B site Douyin, all those who make ghost videos on the Internet praise Ma.
Ma Baoguo ghost is awesome! , it’s not easy for me to compile it, I have no choice but to compile it, let’s talk about a sutra, specially invited sutra, morning and evening recite "Ma Baoguo said Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu Sutra", you will know that this sutra has profound meaning. , the consequences are incredible.
Opening verses
The supreme and profound Dharma,
Having encountered millions of calamities,
I am now. Accept and uphold what you have seen and heard,
I am willing to understand the true meaning of Baoguo
"Ma Baoguo's Introduction to Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu"
First article. Ma Xueyin's reasons
This is what I heard
At that time, Ma Baoguo was in a nursing home in Linyi, Shandong, with 1,250 people on the Internet.
At that time, when Bao Guo was eating, he finished eating, collected his clothes and bowl, washed his hands, and stood up with a bang.
The second level of Hunyuan Tai Chi Fen
When a disciple stood up from his seat with a snap in the crowd, he whipped his leg with his right hand, jabted with his left hand, and touched the ground with his right knee. He put his palms together respectfully and said to Bao Guo on his white horse: "What a blessing! Master! Bao Guo is good at educating his disciples and good at giving instructions to his netizens. Master! He is a good disciple and a good netizen. How should I practice Tai Chi Hunyuan Kungfu? Why? Receive, transform, and send?”
Ma Baoguo said: “That’s so good, so good! As you said, Baoguo is good at educating all my disciples, and you should listen carefully now! Said: Good disciples and good netizens should practice Hunyuan Tai Chi in this way, and use this method to connect, transform, and release."
"Wei Ran, Master! I hope to hear it."
p>The third level of authentic teachings
Ma Baoguo told his disciples that all netizens, Mahasattvas, should practice Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu in this way. All sects, such as Shaolin, Wudang, and Emei , if there is a move, if there is no move, if there is no move, then there is no move, if there is no move, there is no move, if there is no move, there is no move, if there is no move, if there is no move, I will respond to anyone who comes to attack me, and I will respond to countless attacks like this. There are countless moves, but there is really no one that can be taken. Why? All action moves are countered by inaction moves without distinction.
The Fourth Grade British Strongman
Suppose I was competing with the British Strongman in the past. Then I stretched out my finger, but he could not move me at all. Why? If I am careless and fail to take precautions and do not use the Hunyuan Tai Chi technique, I should know that my appearance will no longer be restored and my appearance will inevitably be destroyed.
Fifth Grade Lightning Five Whips
What does this disciple mean? Can you imitate the Five Lightning Whips? If you can imitate it, you will be awarded one hundred thousand yuan.
No, Master. You cannot imitate the loose and shaking lightning five whips.
Why?
Ma Baoguo said that the lightning loose and shaking whip is not the lightning loose and shaking whip, but the lightning loose and shaking whip.
How good! How good!
Ma Baoguo told this disciple that all appearances were false, but when he saw that this whip was not a whip, it was just a whip of lightning.
The sixth level of skills is rare.
Again, this disciple Baima Baoguo said: "Master, there are quite a few netizens who heard such words and sentences, and ghosts and beasts, can they be beneficial?
Ma Baoguo told this disciple , don’t make excuses, if there are netizens who are making a fool of themselves in this chapter, they should know that this sutra is unimaginable and the material is incredible.
Ma Baoguo often said, you guys are funny, you know that my Dharma is like a raft metaphor. The Dharma should be given up, let alone ghosts and beasts.
The seventh grade accepts and upholds the Dharma.
At that time, this disciple Baoma Baoguo said: "Master! What should we call this sutra, and how can we uphold it? Ma Baoguo told this disciple: "This sutra is called "Ma Baoguo's Sutra on the Receiver, Transformation and Development of Tai Chi Hunyuan Kung Fu". Therefore, you should uphold this name." If there are netizens who follow the three methods in this sutra and even accept and uphold the three methods of receiving and transforming hair, and speak for others, they will have many blessings. "
The eighth grade has no points and no explanation
"This disciple! What do you mean? Ma Baoguo can use lightning to shake five whips? Ma Baoguo has something to say? "This disciple said: "As I interpret what Ma Baoguo means, there is no fixed whip called the Loose Shaking Lightning Whip, and there is no fixed method that Ma Baoguo can say. Why? The Tai Chi Hunyuan exercises mentioned by Ma Baoguo are all undesirable, unspeakable, illegal, and non-illegal. So what? All exercises are differentiated by their connection and transformation. "
Ma Baoguo told this disciple, good, good! You should know that I have gained nothing from this sutra.
The ninth grade should be divided like this.
" All potential whips are like dreams and bubbles, like dew and lightning. They are called lightning whips."
Ma Baoguo said this, all disciples and netizens Mo Ke Sa, all the Internet, Tieba, Weibo, B station , Douyin heard what Ma Baoguo said, and everyone was very happy and praised it. After practicing this technique, everyone will be happy and will never turn back.
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