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A family goes skating.
Today is grade three. God is really surprised. The weather forecast said it would rain, but it didn't.
In the sunny days of "winter", my mother and aunt and I went skating at the "famous" Guomao skating rink.
Hearing the news, I jumped three feet, but my dream is to go skating!
So, we "embarked on a journey"
On the way, I was happy and scared. I am happy because I can skate at last, and I am afraid because I am afraid that I can't skate well and I will be laughed at by everyone.
I fantasize about skating gracefully on the skating rink like a skater.
Finally arrived at Guomao Gemini.
Wow, the international trade building is towering into the sky, and all the outside is brown glass, which is very beautiful.
We entered the international trade mall and saw the international trade skating rink. The roof of Guomao skating rink is covered with glass, through which we can see the blue sky.
The ice is full of white ice and snow.
It seems like a white kingdom here, very beautiful.
Seeing this beautiful "country" and those who are good at skating slide like a gust of wind, my fear has long since vanished and I quickly ran to the skating rink.
I couldn't wait for my father to buy a ticket, so I skipped into the skating rink. After changing my shoes, I swaggered into the skating rink like a general.
At first, my fear came back, and my heart was pounding like a rabbit.
I can only walk around the guardrail with my hands and wrestle hard.
Later, my father taught me to skate, and my father showed me that I skated like my father.
At first, I didn't skate very well. I always waddle like a duck. Under the careful guidance of my "master skater" father, I skated more and more.
So, I began to be proud.
When I was skating proudly, my thoughts were confused. My skates got stuck on the ice and fell off a "big fart pier".
"My ass is going to rot," I said coquettishly.
Hey, it seems that skating really needs concentration!
This is my first time skating.
Matters needing attention in skating:
1. Don't bring hard objects, such as keys, fruit knives, mobile phones, etc. When skating, so as not to hurt people when you fall.
2, skating time should not be too long, because in a cold environment, the human body loses a lot of heat, and skating for a long time may hurt. Wear anti-freezing clothes when resting, untie the rope of skates, move your feet and let the blood circulate to avoid frostbite.
3. Before skating, check whether the ice blade is seriously damaged, so as to avoid the hidden danger of ice fatigue and sideslip.
4. It is not advisable to do fancy movements beside the novice to avoid accidental injury.
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