Quotes to coax women (super funny and cute jokes, use them to coax your girlfriend)

What is a man’s greatest happiness? It's about meeting the right person. Only after experiencing the most beautiful love can you know what is most important in marriage. So let me show you some tips for men to coax women. Make you fall in love with her instantly.

1. My wife is pregnant, and my husband cooks porridge for her every day

I asked him: "Do you cook porridge for your wife every day?" He said: "Of course, I do every time. It’s cooked from morning to night.” I asked, “Why?” He said, “Because I love you!” "Love? What?""""!"What is love?"!'""""..."'"")"~~",~'》~;'! "~._).''."~~~-. .. .. Hearing your wife's tears of grievance and her husband's happiness and sweetness instantly broke her heart that had been crying but couldn't remember the name and didn't want to understand. ~)' Let’s have a heart-to-heart talk with you again

2. One day when my wife gave birth to a baby, my husband went to buy medicine. He said that his wife had a stomachache. When the husband bought medicine, the doctor asked his wife’s age, and the wife said He is already 28 years old, and my husband says he is already thirty.

My wife was very angry: "Why didn't you tell me earlier?": "Do you just like hearing my stories about you every day? I only know that you are a good man.": "Okay! In fact, You should have known I was here, and I haven't even started to care about you yet, so you just kept lying to me." Husband: "How dare you lie?" "Why? What did I give you today?" : "Drink water!" : "Husband, we don't have any other meaning, we just want to tell the truth." : "Then you are so good to me?" : "Of course!" : "Husband!" (This is all for you Don’t believe it) (Isn’t it sarcastic) Isn’t this really funny? ": "I don't believe it! ": "Then why? ": "Because my husband often watches me surf the Internet at home! ": "I haven't had time to look at my phone yet? ":"Um. ":"oh? ": "How could you do this? ": "Because my wife is not good enough to me! ": "I don't know how to say bad things about women! ": "This is too difficult to guess! ":"OK! ": "You can't, right? ":"yes! ": "Then how do you know who I am? ":"oh! ": "Oh": "This is the medicine my son prescribed for me! ": "How do you know? ": "Because I haven't given you any medicine yet! ": "Oh": "We haven't finished prescribing the medicine yet! ": I'm prescribing medicine for you!

3. As soon as the daughter-in-law came in, she held her in her arms and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are awesome, you love me so much." The daughter-in-law immediately said, "I love you, I love you." I love you so much, don’t worry, I will take good care of myself.” As soon as he entered the door, the wife put her husband in her arms and said, “You are really great.” When I heard this, I quickly said, “Daughter-in-law, don’t cry.” I am hugging my wife right now, and my daughter-in-law suddenly laughed.

4. My daughter has liked drawing since she was a child, and she is very good at it, so her father took her to the amusement park. When she arrived at the amusement park, her mother said. : "Daughter, look, dad is waiting for you there." Daughter: "Dad, are you waiting for me? Mom: "I'm waiting for you." Daughter: "Dad, can I draw something for you?" "Mom: "How could I possibly draw?" Daughter: "Then draw something else." Daughter: "How can that be done?" "Mom:" No matter how good I am, I can't draw more than you. Daughter: "Dad, do you know?" Dad: "This is a test of your relationship as a couple!" "After that, he knelt down in front of his daughter and said to her: "Daughter, this is really good! The son picked up the pen and drew a picture. Mom: "Daughter, why don't you help me draw?" Daughter: "Because I don't know how to draw!" Mom: "Yes!" The daughter then said a lot to her father: "Then why don't you draw more?" "Daughter: "I think I just need to draw less." Dad: "Then it doesn't matter how good you draw? "Daughter:" "Mom:" What do you mean? Dad: "Why don't you go ask the art teacher soon!" "The daughter just said he didn't see anything! Was the father so happy when he saw how powerful his daughter was? One night I went for a walk with my wife and saw a little girl standing on the roadside crying! He asked her: "What should I do? The child said, "I want to cry." The mother asked, "Why is this child crying?" "The child answered because she thinks her mother protects her as if she were a boy!" Why are parents so good at coaxing girls? After reading these tips for men to coax women, do you have anything to say?