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Chapter 39 The Qin Dynasty! ! ! ! ! Who has Xiaoxiang VIP to help post it? ! ! ! Thank you ~ ~
"damn it! That guy must have used that secret weapon! They want to win the fire unicorn inheritance and the energy he guards one step ahead of time! " Found this matter, coupled with the voice of the left, AoFeng soon understood, the in the mind suddenly surprised and angry.
This Qin Chihan brother is shameless enough. He swore an oath openly, but secretly used the oath to steal inheritance and energy behind everyone's back! She just domesticated a few more Warcraft heads and increased her strength. They just can't help it!
"No, if I were them, I would certainly not only seize energy and inheritance, but also take advantage of this underestimation ... Oh, no!" Thought quickly turned, eyes caught a glimpse of the white tiger Lord and Qin, and Feng Ao suddenly found the expressions of these two people. Their eyes are really filled with a cold light that kills people, and their fingertips seem to arouse a little power. ......
These two men must also know Qin Chihan's behavior. Now that the third barrier has been broken, the oath has expired. They want to sneak attack!
"Han Dage, deputy head of Yang Ye, be careful!"
Everyone is happy and proud to have domesticated so many kings of Warcraft. That's when the will is weakest. Suddenly, I heard a sharp drink from Ao 'an, and I couldn't help being shocked. Almost at the same time, in the black area not far away, two powerful energy suddenly rose, mixed with violent wind and sharp gray sword like a knife, and rushed to Qing Xue and Yang Yechong, who were laughing with Lin Ding not far away!
The two attacks came too fast, except AoFeng, everyone including Qing Xue and Yang Ye didn't respond. They only said that during the promised three days, neither side could start work, nor did they keep too much vigilance. When they found that the energy was sweeping over, it was too late to resist!
Suddenly a loud exclamation!
Both the revolutionary army and the people of Qingyang tribe didn't expect the White Tiger Lord and Qin to make moves, and at that time they all cried with fear!
Feng Ao stood beside Qing Xue, and had no time to dwell on it in times of crisis. Suddenly, when he was flickering, he stood in front of him, and the two of them were swallowed up by the raging wind!
Yang Ye's energy also came to Joe's eyes. Under the sneak attack of Qin, a master of the same rank as him, he suffered a big loss at once. He only heard a cry of pain, blood gushing wildly, and his whole upper body was almost torn! The left clavicle was cut to the waist by the gray edge, and the arm was soft and bloody. With the help of Hua Yang, he could only stand pale.
Fortunately, under the reminder of Feng Ao's loud cry, he tilted his body slightly. Scar didn't come into contact with the soul Dan, not enough to pose a threat to Yang Ye, but in a short time, he has completely lost his fighting capacity!
"The legion has grown up!"
"Deputy regiment!"
"Feng Yun is under the crown!"
"Master White Tiger and Master Qingyang, you two despicable and treacherous bastards!"
Revolutionary soldiers, red-eyed and swearing, quickly gathered back to Yang Ye and others to show their armor forms! Now that the other party has taken the lead, you can't consider any vows!
"What are you still doing? Prepare for war! " Qin also immediately gave the order, and many teachers who practiced in Qingyang city, although some monks were puzzled, all dressed up for battle.
For a time, the silver awn flashed in the hall of the whole animal workshop, nearly a thousand magic teachers collectively put on armor, and more than 200 people were performing complete armor-bending. The scene is extremely gorgeous, and the atmosphere is suddenly tense to the extreme!
"Don't worry about the others. When the aid corps grows up, they must be saved!" Yang Ye nasty jaws shouted, proud wind and Qing Xue at this time still trapped in a tornado released by the White Tiger Lord, they just took the legion all have disappeared, and there are almost no other figures around the hurricane.
"You are dreaming!" White Tiger Lord, who succeeded in striking a blow, couldn't help laughing when he saw that the enemy had been wiped out: "My hurricane Upanishads are stronger than the most advantageous blade in the world, and no one can stop them, and that is Qing Xue. You can't get out alive after entering the wind array! That Feng Yun is really an idiot. We have a headache about how to get rid of him. I didn't expect her to take a knife for Qing Xue. Does she think she can stop my white tiger blade? Now I'm afraid this boy has been trapped in a pool of mud! Ha ha. . . . "
Just in case, White Tiger Master and Qin Dou were the strongest meanings at first. Although it is not ideal here in Yang Ye, the effect in Qing Xue is better than their accident.
It's just that this idea didn't last a second, and it was shattered!
"Really?" White Tiger Lord sneered, and suddenly noticed a terrible strong breeze coming from behind him. Even he felt that his life was threatened by that powerful force, and he quickly gave up his wrong body.
Qin also suffered a sudden attack and could not continue to attack other people in the revolutionary army. He must give the people a blow, stop attacking and look at them.
Glared at it, but it was the nine planets with blond hair and blue eyes, and the twenty kings headed by Warcraft!
At this time, these Warcraft lined up and stood in front of the revolutionary army. They're all joking. Look at them.
"Why don't you ... demote?" Qin and White Tiger Master both opened their eyes in surprise and looked at each other.
If the owner dies, these Warcraft will not be the core relics of life, and will be degraded. Now they are still standing there well, and their strength has not regressed at all! Isn't Aofeng still alive?
"Why should we downgrade? Who do you think our master is, who wants to kill? " Edith sneered sarcastically. They are connected with the soul of Aofeng. When Aofeng felt something was wrong, he had made them try their best to stop the White Tiger Master.
Chen Tian smiled, raised his bushy eyebrows, and rudely sneered with his dizzy loud voice, "I think you two bald donkeys are really idiots. In front of our boss, don't you dare say' no one can stop you'. It's not enough for you to be hit in the face by your master! " "
"Eldest brother? Is it the core relic of her life, the fire unicorn? But the head of Warcraft is still a mature king. Does the fire unicorn, which has just entered the king level, have such strong defense? " Lord and Qin were puzzled at the same time. As far as they know, Kirin is not a Warcraft known for its defense like Xuanzang. Even if you are better than other kings, you won't be abnormal, will you?
Their problem didn't last long, and a little red light suddenly appeared in the tornado that wrapped Aofeng and Qing Xue! It's like tearing a crack in the thick clouds and leaking sunshine!
The red light is getting brighter and brighter, and it is getting "boom!" There was a loud noise, and the strongest Italian tornado that White Tiger was proud of exploded! At this moment, the brilliance of the package was completely emitted!
The whole spacious hall was flushed!
Dazzling red is dazzling, roasting the earth with scorching temperature!
As the temperature spread, everyone's ears heard an unusually arrogant and cold laugh: "A little totem master dared to attack my life contractor several times. Really can't be a king! "
The stunning man in red stood firmly in front of Aofeng, and a circle of red light firmly protected the two people behind him! His arms around him, his eyes sharp, his handsome face with a cold and arrogant smile, red crescent earrings and long hair fluttering wildly in the firelight, clearly dragging the egoist to the sky, but it didn't make people feel anything wrong at all, as if he should have.
Born king!
Every time I look forward to seeing a red-haired man like a fiery monarch, this idea will rise!
Just now, it was him who proudly blocked the magic shield of Lianyongyuan and struck the Nine Sword Kings with all his strength!
"Red boss!" Dis and other beasts bowed their heads respectfully when they saw him appear. No matter how strong their real strength is, the fear of the most legendary Warcraft in their blood is irresistible.
"no! Impossible! " From the moment he appeared, the White Tiger Master felt the energy fluctuation on him. He couldn't believe it. He lost his voice and cried, "You're just a low star king of Warcraft. How can you stop me? "
"That's ignorance!" Chi Yi sneered, "You can hurt me with that little breeze? Joke! "
A contemptuous tone, arrogance.
In the eyes of friendly forces, Chi is handsome and cool, just like a savior, but in the eyes of White Tiger Master, it is really embarrassing! Hearing that his strongest meaning was described as "a little wind", the white tiger owner almost didn't look back, and his eyes almost sprayed fire.
"What a fire unicorn! It is really a magic beast under Feng Yun's crown, and it is completely a virtue with you! " Qin coldly opened his mouth and stared at the proud air duct with fierce eyes: "But under your crown, dare I ask you what this means?" As a spy sent by the supreme leader of the Qin Dynasty to the revolutionary army, you helped the enemy block our attack and let the hard-won opportunity fall through. Do you want to betray Lord Qin Yan? "
When this statement came out, the hall of the animal workshop suddenly fell into silence.
Revolutionary soldiers couldn't help Qi Qi stare straight eyes, looked at proudly in horror, eyes full of disbelief!
Qin Ao look a change, dark anger in the heart, disgusting enough, at this time to expose her identity, not suddenly have the idea of a companion, but want the revolutionary army to isolate her, at least let them no longer trust her, after processing the revolutionary army to destroy her, if she really is a spy, I'm afraid I will be in a dilemma!
Fortunately, she is not. ......
"Don't talk nonsense here, sow discord!" Before Aofeng could speak, a cold voice sounded, and Qing Xue, who was standing behind her, held her tightly in her arms and thundered, "You said she was a spy, she was a spy? A white tiger almost sent himself to find a spy and killed him? I can see clearly what kind of person Chu Xiaofeng is. Even if she is really sent by you, I believe her! "
"That's right! Don't be fooled by this old bald donkey! How can Lord Feng Yun be a spy? " Lin agreed firmly at the first sight.
Although Yang Ye was weak, she also sneered sharply: "It is enough to prove that she just reminded me and those who grew up for the legion to block the attack!"
Hua Yang, who was holding him, then laughed at him: "Do you think our revolutionary army is blind?"
Although the revolutionary soldiers were surprised at first, they all laughed as jokes. How many people in the world are fools? Why can't you tell who is good to them and who is bad to them? Aofeng has done so many things for them these days, exploring the ruins, offering suggestions, stepping forward in times of crisis to lure away powerful enemies, boosting their morale when they are depressed, and laying down their lives to save them when they are in danger. What would be done by a spy?
When I heard the words of trust from my partners and felt the eyes of approval, I was shocked and my lips could not help smiling.
It seems that she really underestimated the confidence of the members of the legion in her. With such a partner, why worry about not succeeding in the future?
Qin was stunned at the moment. It never occurred to him that there were such strange things in the world. Aofeng is obviously a spy sent by himself, but the guys across the street don't know what medicine they took wrong, and they don't believe any of them!
"Idiot!" With such good self-restraint, Qin flew into a rage and stamped his feet and shouted, "You idiots! I can't tell right from wrong and I can't see the facts clearly, so I believe a spy! "
Many members of the revolutionary army rolled their eyes, shook their heads and said noisily:
"Feed, I said the duke's adult, you want to slander sow discord, please use some clever means, ok? Pointing at the enemy's nose like this and saying that he is a spy, who will be stupid enough to believe you? "
"Do you hate that our Lord Feng Yun led an evil spirit of the king of nine planets to harm you? Just say, don't beat around the bush, I think you are the fool?"
"It is obvious that you are here to reverse right and wrong, and you have the face to tell us what the facts are. Are you funny? "
No matter how Qin tells the truth, no one believes him, but he is so angry that his nose can't breathe! Aofeng laughed while listening at the back, and his stomach ached when he heard the back.
You can't provoke her, she will be called "stupid" and tell the truth, but no one will believe him. She can imagine how depressed Qin is now.
"Feng Yun Corona, no matter what others say, you'd better not forget the oath you made in front of the duke before departure! If you don't want to be punished by the rules, you must obey my command and cooperate with us to suppress the revolutionary army! Qin Yan's adult, it is impossible to disobey the restrictions of our fiend. You'd better give our Lord some reason! " Seeing the truth doesn't make sense at all, Qin also gave up the idea of letting the revolutionary army crowd out arrogance, directly moved out of the positive face of the rules, and the evidence was sharp and shouted!
Qin moved out of this serious tone, which made people slightly surprised. He didn't look like he was lying, and even mentioned the oath. If it weren't for this, he would never take it out and threaten people.
But even so, they also believe that AoFeng is definitely helping them in my heart, and may even be for the sake of Qing Xue, the elder brother.
"Xiao Feng, do you really swear?" Qing Xue held her hand tightly, and her eyes were not distant but worried.
"Lord Feng Yun, can you leave the top of the Qin Dynasty and stay in our revolutionary army in the future?"
"If we can't break our oath, we won't blame you, as long as Lord Feng Yun remembers our brother in the future."
......
Hearing this, Qin almost got angry again. He doesn't understand what these people think. They didn't believe what he said before, but now they believe what he said, but they still didn't break with Aofeng. They even regard her as a "spy" and "spy" as a brother. How can there be such a strange thing in the world?
He will never understand that people always see with their eyes. As long as they treat others sincerely, how can others not be sincere?
"Don't worry, I will be fine." Aofeng backhand shook Qing Xue's hand and smiled gently at everyone. Suddenly, he straightened up, raised a ray of self-confidence, proudly and lightly stepped forward and walked to the front of the crowd.
"Qin's adult, you let me always be a spy in the revolutionary army, and on the day I set out, I really swear to heaven that I will always be the fantasy of contemporary football. If I break the contract, this oath will not be tolerated. " She paused here, glanced at the surprised expression on the faces of people around her, raised her eyebrows and stopped: "But who told you that this contemporary fantasy god is Qin Yan?"
"Ah?" Hearing this, many people can't help but open their mouths and turn into O again. Contemporary fantasy god is not Lord Qin Yan. Who else could it be?
And, Bai Ji and Qin and others seem to have fooled them, and their eyes turned again! This time, the expressions on their faces are far more shocking and incredible than when Aofeng trained animals infinitely!
"Qin, I know you have hated me for a long time, coveted my king and wanted to kill me. I also know that you are here to discuss and study with me slowly, in order to gain enough time and give your brothers Qin Chihan and Xiang Yu Wang enough time to communicate with the fire unicorn and get the inheritance of Kirin. I also know that you are sure that I can't break my oath. Even if I don't want to, I can only be at your mercy. You are not the only wise man in the world. I have your plot. Lord, as a matter of fact, my name is not Feng Yun ... "Aofeng said here with a sarcastic smile, and his eyes suddenly burst into sharp spirit and said," My name is Qin, Aofeng! "
Just as she said these five words, Chi, who had been following her, suddenly raised her voice and shouted loudly, and a wave of coercion from ancient times spread to far away places with a loud noise.
"Fire Kirin, get down!"
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