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Unit 7 Composition for five times.
2011-05-27 20: 22:11| Classification: Writers' Composition-Students | Font Subscription
Exercise 1: Bad old urchin
Liu
Dad is childlike and often plays with us, which makes us laugh. He is just like a child, so bad that people can't laugh or cry. He is also humorous and often "learns from us".
Last Friday, he took us to eat Dicos. Along the way, Lu always learned from gorillas, but "taught" me, a good father who likes to learn from "bad guys". At the end of Dicos, my father suddenly gave a gorilla performance more like Lv Yu Ting. You see, he held his arms high above his head, waving in the air, crouching, swinging constantly, and learning like a log. He said while learning, "I am the gorilla's father." As he spoke, he patted his chest with his hand. Dad's smile made our stomachs ache. But it also caused a little trouble. When my father passed by, someone whispered something, but fortunately my father didn't hear it.
On Monday, my father came again with "great humor". When I was doing my math homework, my father came over, took a look and said to erase this line. I said unconvinced, "I can write." Dad pretended to be angry and said, "Look!" ".I read it like this:" At least twice! Dad joked again, "son, yes, this whale can be trained by you." It only takes two times to find something. " I quickly changed "Beijing" to "Nine". After a while, my father came over and said, "Hey, the whale is gone, can I eat it?" I said grumpily, "I ate an eraser |." Dad grabbed the eraser and patted it hard. He also said: "spit it out, hurry up, whales protect animals, or I will take you to court and sentence you to death!" " "
This is my naive and humorous father.
Exercise 2: My teacher
Liu
As we all know, teachers are hard-working gardeners and have been cultivating us; Teachers are parents, telling us the truth of being a man, what to do and what not to do; Teachers are candles, burning themselves and illuminating others. I think a teacher is like a book, a book that all students can refer to.
Teacher Zhang has bright eyes, thin eyebrows, wrinkles on his face and a few white hairs in his curly hair. It must be for us!
In class, Teacher Zhang is like an encyclopedia. Let's read, think and travel in the ocean of knowledge, and find the answers to all the questions. In class, Teacher Zhang holds chalk in one hand and a textbook in the other. Sometimes he keeps explaining some key and difficult points and correcting some students' wrong questions. If we have our own ideas, Mr. Zhang is also happy to listen to us. He always puts down what he is doing, listens to us patiently and gives us the most correct and complete answers in combination with the questions. Teacher Zhang is like pouring the spring water of knowledge into our brains, so that we can thrive in the suffering of the spring water. As long as we have problems in class, Mr. Zhang always takes pains to teach us until we understand.
After class, Teacher Zhang looks like a humorous encyclopedia. After class, Teacher Zhang plays games and tells jokes with us, which makes happiness reverberate in our class for a long time. Teacher Zhang also chatted with us about QQ: "What is the QQ group number of our class?" The classmate told her: "We can communicate online!" So, Teacher Zhang joined our QQ group, chatted with us and got to know us better.
Teacher Zhang in life is like a book "The Warring States Policy". Whenever students in the class have conflicts, Mr. Zhang will always take the initiative to mediate and go over and say, "Isn't it a trivial matter?" It's the fifth grade, why is it still awkward? Mutual tolerance, there will be unhappy times. All right, old friend, shake hands, well, ok! "Teacher Zhang did this to let the students in the class live in harmony, help each other, form a deep friendship, and have a collective solidification force to make the class beautiful and harmonious. Teacher Zhang not only helped us mediate this contradiction, but also gave us practice in the competition and achieved good results. He encouraged and helped us win the ranking when we published the newspaper. Teacher Zhang taught us, helped us and encouraged us in this way, which made us full of confidence in everything we did and even won the most awards.
Teacher Zhang is also like the book "Ideology and Morality". Educate us forever, study hard and repay our motherland, parents and teachers in the future. Teacher Zhang sometimes jokes, "When a classmate grows up, the teacher will follow suit …" Teacher Zhang also says, "Be ready to help others, don't do things for praise, always think of others …" Teacher Zhang is busy from morning till night every day, sometimes staying up late to explain the wrong questions to us, but doing a little thing with Teacher Zhang feels tired and bitter.
Teacher Zhang thinks of a book, which can always change in different time, place and things and become many kinds of books, which brings us convenience and help! Teacher Zhang is knowledgeable and humorous. Through this book, we can get the nutrients for growth and grow up healthily and happily.
Exercise 3: My teacher
Liu
My head teacher, Miss Zhang, is a very beautiful female teacher. Her delicate face has bright eyes, long curly hair, and there are many trivial things in the class. As a monitor, Miss Zhang has done a lot for us, so she has a few white hairs.
In class, Teacher Zhang's blackboard writing is like a calligraphy work. Perceptual reading can silence students. The most distinctive feature is language humor, with a little philosophy. "praise the right question, praise the wrong question." Believe in yourself infinitely and never be disappointed in yourself. ..... We specially took her after listening to it.
I tell you, Mr. Zhang has two kinds of monsters. The first one: the "Enchanting Spell", which can make everyone concentrate on her in class and make it easy for us to remember what she said. I remember one time, when Mr. Zhang was talking about the letter "N", he found that his classmates were absent-minded, so he played a piece of Zhuge Liang's piano and began to use the "soul-taking spell" formally, saying, "I'll teach you one. I saw that she bent down, picked up the pointer as a crutch in one hand and hit her on the back with the other hand. She coughs a few times from time to time, just like an old man, with crutches and hands together, really like the letter "N". Everyone couldn't help laughing after reading it. With teacher Zhang's enchantment, our class is full of fun, and our class is the first in the whole grade in the final exam.
Another special function-"vigilance spell", in that class, several students whispered in the ground. Teacher Zhang frowned and looked at them as if to say, "I'm in class above, and you're whispering below." It's like saying, "I'm the Monkey King, and you can't escape from my eyes." . When they met Mr. Zhang's eyes, they seemed to realize their mistakes and bowed their heads in shame.
Teacher Zhang shines with divine light in my heart. I love and respect her.
Exercise 4: My grandma.
Liu
My grandmother is over sixty years old, with gray hair and a pair of weather-beaten veterans. At first glance, she has seen the world, right? Grandma is very learned.
Grandma smiles all day, giving people a full sense of intimacy. She loves me and my brother very much. She is especially thrifty in her life. Although she has a good life at home now, she is still very frugal, and anything can always come in handy in her hands.
"Remember to watch the faucet and light the lamp. You can't leave anything for dinner. If something is broken, try to repair it. You can't throw it away easily ... "No, grandma is educating us again, which has become grandma's habit.
I remember once, my brother and I were having dinner and accidentally knocked over the bowl. Rice and two pieces of meat fell on the table. I just picked up the meat and wanted to throw it away. Grandma immediately stopped me: "Don't throw it away. What do I usually tell you? " Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard? Soak the meat in water before eating and pack the rice for the chickens! "After that, I found a plastic bag and wrapped it carefully. Seeing the trouble, I can't help but say, it's just a bowl of rice, so why be so careful. When grandma heard this, the smile on her face disappeared at once and became serious at once. "How can you think so? This is not a question of rice, but a question of saving and wasting. Waste is the most shameful thing. It is not easy for farmers to farm! This rice is enough for a family to eat for a day when we are hungry, but we can't throw it away! " Later, some people picked it up more carefully, as if it was gold instead of rice on the table.
This is my grandmother, a thrifty person and a mentor in life. I will always remember what she said.
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